The official off-topic thread

[lonny23]

This is the official off-topic thread. There is no set theme and its purpose is to talk about whatever you want to talk about. People like me will have to come here since we can't always stick to the current topic in the main forum. I talk about too much stuff besides football in the football threads.

[ktchamp97]

Watch, this thread will be all football...Hah.:D

Just kidding...this one will be fun.

I'm going to bed, it's frickin' late. I have a meeting in 6 hours. :eek:

[Rerun]

Off topic....hmmm, lets talk about the SLC Steel Dragon. :p

[lonny23]

Off topic....hmmm, lets talk about the SLC Steel Dragon. :p
I never saw the video, but a dragon with smoke would be kinda cool. I was driving through Southlake on Sunday and they have a dragon logo on all their school signs. May the curse of Lonny be upon that town! :p

[lonny23]

5 bucks says they eventually have to end the thread because it gets too long. I'll just start a new one when that happens. I lost about 80 posts that time we were saying towns and starting the next town with the last letter in the previous post.

[lonny23]

Highway 114 is garbage when it gets close to Texas Motor Speedway. I still can't believe they don't have a better system set up for the guys going to the track. The first problem is the track is right next to the Interstate and then 114 doesn't have enough lanes on either side of I-35.

The best comparison to the highway engineering around TMS, is San Antonio. They have crummy on-ramps that are too short and on-ramps that conflict with the people coming off of the Interstate. Jose Cuervo built San Antonio! :D

[jtk1519]

SLC should create a scoreboard that looks like this (note the smoke coming out of the dragons)...

http://www.minorleagueballparks.com/daytondsb.jpg

[lonny23]

SLC should create a scoreboard that looks like this (note the smoke coming out of the dragons)...

http://www.minorleagueballparks.com/daytondsb.jpg
That's a nice scoreboard. SLC fans usually blowing smoke, anyway! ;)

[lonny23]

Have any of you guys looked at Linda Cohn lately? Various cosmetic surgeries sure can help. I remember her from about 10 years ago and said she looked like a horse. 10 years later, she's not Miss America, but she's a lot better than she used to be.

[jtk1519]

Have any of you guys looked at Linda Cohn lately? Various cosmetic surgeries sure can help. I remember her from about 10 years ago and said she looked like a horse. 10 years later, she's not Miss America, but she's a lot better than she used to be.

That Rachael Nichols girl is hot.

[lonny23]

That Rachael Nichols girl is hot.
I did a search on Rachel Nichols one day and saw there was a model with the same name. It's not the same girl. The model is awesome, but the girl on ESPN looks good, too.

[wide-e-wide]

I've got one...

Why is it that I can give my kids there shoes to put on in the morning
and every freakin' time they put them on the wrong feet?

I mean they have a 50/50 shot every time...you would think
eventually the odds would go in their favor. Nope! wrong feet
every time...

[CCHS77]

I've got one...

Why is it that I can give my kids there shoes to put on in the morning
and every freakin' time they put them on the wrong feet?




Breeding??

[wide-e-wide]

Breeding?
What is that supposed to mean?

[CCHS77]

Breeding?
What is that supposed to mean?


Sorry!

Much too subtle!

[lonny23]

Breeding?
What is that supposed to mean?
I think he's questioning the superiority of the genes coming forth (SLC word) from you and the mother of your children. It can be a jab or it could be a joke.

[Rerun]

What about Sam Ryan on ESPN? Shes a babe.

[Rerun]

here is a pic of her giving an interview
http://www.littleleague.org/series/2004divisions/llbb/photos/25wed/9.jpg

[wide-e-wide]

Hello Samantha...and how are you today?
Tell me Samantha can you still hear the lambs?

[wide-e-wide]

I think he's questioning the superiority of the genes coming forth (SLC word) from you and the mother of your children. It can be a jab or it could be a joke.

Taking shots at me is one thing...but you can just leave my baby mama out of it okay...

[Rerun]

I think he's questioning the superiority of the genes coming forth (SLC word) from you and the mother of your children. It can be a jab or it could be a joke.

Now we are questioning people's genes and breeding habitts? Is there a gene in SLC that makes everyone up there so smug?? ;)

[wide-e-wide]

I think it's all the radioactive waves from the super-duper headphones...

[lonny23]

Taking shots at me is one thing...but you can just leave my baby mama out of it okay...
I had to mention both because that was a topic that it takes 2 to tango. Truthfully, I just think it's a shot at you.

[lonny23]

here is a pic of her giving an interview
http://www.littleleague.org/series/2004divisions/llbb/photos/25wed/9.jpg
Check out where the dude is looking! The girls are doing it, too!

[lonny23]

I hate to leave the fun, but I have to get ready to go to Dallas and San Antonio. Them Mavs better win tonight.

[wide-e-wide]

Don't try to go to Dallas and San Antonio at the same time...
that could be painful.
Holler at 'ya dude...have a safe trip.

[ktchamp97]

wideman,
I'm enjoying your signatures lately.

More Carl Spackler!

[lonny23]

Hey, guys I want to throw this out early. The pictures are great, but please keep in mind that the moderators want to have a PG forum. Make sure we don't get racy with the pictures of this woman or that woman and have pictures banned altogether. I don't know if the moderators would ever want to have a picture forum, and if they did, it would probably have some controls or warnings.

[wide-e-wide]

wideman,
I'm enjoying your signatures lately.

More Carl Spackler!

Thanks kt...I'll scrape up some more obscure ones for everybody.
Carl Spackler is the man!!!

[dragons08]

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

[CoppellCowboy57]

Good point...maybe The Green People ISD is paying off...

[dragons08]

Good point...maybe The Green People ISD is paying off...

or the mountain dew has kicked in?

[dragons08]

i bet none of you guys knew that when you squeeze heinz ketchup, it comes out of the bottle at a blazzing 25 mph!

[pack4life]

When you sneeze, you can't keep you're eyes open. Seriously, try it sometime.

[dragons08]

When you sneeze, you can't keep you're eyes open. Seriously, try it sometime.
or you lose your eyeballs right?

[pack4life]

Thats what they say, they'll pop right out.

[dragons08]

i can see it happening, all the torque in a sneeze, those things are deadly, like Sammy "i suck" Sosa, he sneezed and screwed up his back

[wide-e-wide]

Carlos Zambrano had "internet" elbow from e-mailing
his brother...
and there has been a few more.

The funniest one I've ever heard was George Brett.
He was on the DL with a sprained ankle...
He was so happy the team doctor released him to play
that night...he ran out of the trainer's room....
running to his locker...stumped his big toe on a door stop...
and broke it...right back on the 15-day DL. Hahahahaha...
that is funny.

[dragons08]

Carlos Zambrano had "internet" elbow from e-mailing
his brother...
and there has been a few more.

The funniest one I've ever heard was George Brett.
He was on the DL with a sprained ankle...
He was so happy the team doctor released him to play
that night...he ran out of the trainer's room....
running to his locker...stumped his big toe on a door stop...
and broke it...right back on the 15-day DL. Hahahahaha...
that is funny.
well acuttaly zambrano threw 2 many pitches, but the cubs blame the internet not themselves

[wide-e-wide]

Is Dusty a genius or a dumb@?
I dunno..he definitely has problems
managing his bullpen.
And can't seem to keep his kid from getting
trampled at home plate.

[dragons08]

Is Dusty a genius or a dumb@?
I dunno..he definitely has problems
managing his bullpen.
And can't seem to keep his kid from getting
trampled at home plate.
well hes a genious but the bullpen just sucks and i think the pitching coach isnt that great the pitchers keep getting hurt. but the bullpen got better and the kid trampled thing, that just happend once, they have rules against kids being in the dugout or sumthin along those lines

[wide-e-wide]

Why does Jim Rome call him the Lizard?
Because of the tootpick thing?
And your right Sammy sucks...
first the corked bat...then he bails on his
team in the first inning and lies about it...
"Baseball been beddy beddy good to me"
Shut up and go shoot up some roids Sammy.

[dragons08]

Why does Jim Rome call him the Lizard?
Because of the tootpick thing?
And your right Sammy sucks...
first the corked bat...then he bails on his
team in the first inning and lies about it...
"Baseball been beddy beddy good to me"
Shut up and go shoot up some roids Sammy.
haha yea im glad hes outta chi-town

[wide-e-wide]

I was in Chicago during the big home run race between Sammy/Big Mac
Believe it or not I was rooting for Sammy. But since then he has done some
shady stuff. He went before congress with an interpreter...C'mon Sammy your Dominican *** can speak English..don't try and play dumb when the heat is on. Of course Mark looked even more ridiculous...stutterin' and side-steppin' questions...that was weak on both their parts.

[dragons08]

I was in Chicago during the big home run race between Sammy/Big Mac
Believe it or not I was rooting for Sammy. But since then he has done some
shady stuff. He went before congress with an interpreter...C'mon Sammy your Dominican *** can speak English..don't try and play dumb when the heat is on. Of course Mark looked even more ridiculous...stutterin' and side-steppin' questions...that was weak on both their parts.
yea i LIKED sammy, but he went down the crapper after that. yea can speak enlgish, he obviously can to SI

[wide-e-wide]

Yeah...it's one of those selective things...
It involves money....oh yeah I speak English.
Congressional hearing on steroids...No habla....baseball beddy good to me...
Gimme a break.

[dragons08]

haha oh well he still gets 15 mil from the cubs hes happy

[dragons08]

Yeah...it's one of those selective things...
It involves money....oh yeah I speak English.
Congressional hearing on steroids...No habla....baseball beddy good to me...
Gimme a break.
haha that is so true!

[pack4life]

Speaking of fishy injuries did they ever get the one straight about Clint Barmes?? Something about an ATV, then not, the Todd Helton had another story.. blah.. it's all confusing.

[dragons08]

Speaking of fishy injuries did they ever get the one straight about Clint Barmes?? Something about an ATV, then not, the Todd Helton had another story.. blah.. it's all confusing.
beats me

[dragons08]

speaking of injuries, i had a quite funny one, well i was kicking a ballon around the house (i play soccer), so i winded up for a power kick, and SMACK right on the table, i thought it wasnt broke so i kept playing, then it hurt so i stopped and mom came home and we found out i broke my foot! :D

[pack4life]

Haha man that sucks i hate stupid injuries like that, it's all good though. I think the reason i don't have the whole Clint Barmes injury thing straight is because i go to sleep with ESPN radio on. I'll wake up in the morning and think things i don't ever remember finding out about. It's weird, try it sometime.

[dragons08]

Haha man that sucks i hate stupid injuries like that, it's all good though. I think the reason i don't have the whole Clint Barmes injury thing straight is because i go to sleep with ESPN radio on. I'll wake up in the morning and think things i don't ever remember finding out about. It's weird, try it sometime.
thats what i do everynight! except last night espn didnt work for sum reason

[pack4life]

Yeah that is the only way to fall asleep :D . That sucks about it not working last night, mine was coming in great. But yeah espically if you ever miss sportscenter or anything, just tune in, but i do it everynite, its the only way to go.

[dragons08]

a couch fell on me the other day to, all i got was carpet burns... i was running and i tried jumping over the couch
i nailed it fell on the ground and couch fell on me...i wish i got it on camera

[pack4life]

:D lol ... Americas Funniest Videos here we come!!

[dragons08]

:D lol ... Americas Funniest Videos here we come!!
haha yea im cursed, i guess its what happens for being a cubs fan

[dragons08]

Yeah that is the only way to fall asleep :D . That sucks about it not working last night, mine was coming in great. But yeah espically if you ever miss sportscenter or anything, just tune in, but i do it everynite, its the only way to go.
it helps me sleep to, cause i like sports so if i have the tv on i'll end up watching it, but with espn on i can sleep and learn about the day, and plus they go into detail and stuff on sports center they just usually highlight things

[pack4life]

hah yeah man ... at least yall have a championship me (an astros fan) is still waiting. Hey i just noticed... a Southlake and Lufkin fan getting along?

Now i've seen everything!

[dragons08]

hah yeah man ... at least yall have a championship me (an astros fan) is still waiting. Hey i just noticed... a Southlake and Lufkin fan getting along?

Now i've seen everything!
haha yes, world must be coming to an end

[dragons08]

at least we beat up the red sox today :D

[dragons08]

hmm, i guess pack4life couldnt handle talking to a dragon anymore

[pack4life]

Hey man i just got caught up in a game of MVP baseball, im back, whatcha got?

[dragons08]

Hey man i just got caught up in a game of MVP baseball, im back, whatcha got?
haha nice my team is 60-0, im just taht good

[pack4life]

lol man what difficulty level do you play on??

[dragons08]

lol man what difficulty level do you play on??
hmm i dont know, but my team is basically the best players in the league, so yea.. but at least i'll bring a WS to the cubs!

[gtowndrumma]

that game is prob. the best baseball game in a long time. esp. since you can charge the mound and all, lol.

[dragons08]

burnout 3 is a great game, i recommend getting it

[dragons08]

in mlb you can charge the mound???? how would one go about doing this action??

[dragons08]

pack4life, how bout them cubs!! they won again! tell me how the stros game was when you get back home later

[dragons08]

pack your back! that rhymed, anyways how was it?

[pack4life]

Game was awesome, clemens pitched great, then Lidge gave up 2 in the 9th to make it 3-3. Then we got 2 on and Ensberg jacked a Walk-off HR. It was awesome.

[dragons08]

pack4life...i just felt like telling you that the cubs are kicking sum rear end! its 8-0, top 7 :D ...hows the stros doing??

[dragons08]

wow, its extremly quite on here tonight

[RedRage00]

5 bucks says they eventually have to end the thread because it gets too long. I'll just start a new one when that happens. I lost about 80 posts that time we were saying towns and starting the next town with the last letter in the previous post.

yeah because you screwed it up...you werent supposed to answer your own post with another city LOL...you were supposed to answer it...wait for someone else to post another city THEN you could reply again...but you kept replying OVER AND OVER to your own post..LMFAO which made the thread get really big FAST :D

[Rerun]

"I got the internet goin nuts.."
-Paul Wall

[CoppellCowboy57]

hah yeah man ... at least yall have a championship me (an astros fan) is still waiting. Hey i just noticed... a Southlake and Lufkin fan getting along?

Now i've seen everything!

its like a Yankees fan and Red Sox fan getting along

[Lufkin_Class_Of_08]

its like a Yankees fan and Red Sox fan getting along

or a packers-bears fan getting along...or steelers-browns fan getting along

[dragons08]

its like a Yankees fan and Red Sox fan getting along
just like the commerical

[CoppellCowboy57]

See, I would talk smack about SLC but ive given up on that because every year its the same thing 56-3, 63-47, 70-21...its not a rivalry anymore, its a beat down

[dragons08]

or a packers-bears fan getting along...or steelers-browns fan getting along
i HATE HATE HATE the packers, whats worse than a packer fan? a white sox/packer fan, cant get much worse than that

[TexasRed6x]

That Rachael Nichols girl is hot.
Yeah that is so true.

[lonny23]

Yeah that is so true.
You mean you dug up a thread that has been buried since July!:D

[TexasRed6x]

You mean you dug up a thread that has been buried since July!:D
Hey I dug up the one where you guys had over 1,000 posts in it and that was a LONG time ago.

[lonny23]

Hey I dug up the one where you guys had over 1,000 posts in it and that was a LONG time ago.
Yeah, but it wasn't July 4th, which was almost exactly 10 months ago!

[TexasRed6x]

Yeah, but it wasn't July 4th, which was almost exactly 10 months ago!
Like I said it was a long time ago so I thought why not bring it up.

[dragons08]

Yeah that is so true.
i concur

[TexasRed6x]

i concur
See two minds think alike.