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KT2000
04-06-2007, 01:06 PM
:mad: ;)

I've been running this site for, what, seven years now and in that time we've seen some strange stuff on the board. I mean strange.

Remember the poster YourNextLover in our first or second season? The heated debate between myself and RebelGranny, etc., etc., etc.?

However, this coalition business takes the cake. I never thought I'd see the day when the cunning posters of 5A would divide into cliques. The absolute last thing we need in this world are more committees.

I'd like to propose that all coalitions dissolve, and that we all become one 5A family once again.

Some have asked me, "What is acceptable smack?" and my response is always the same. Keep the personal attacks and "Cousin f'er", "sheep humper" comments out of it. Can we do that? I don't know because eventually someone always pushes too far, someone's feelings get hurt and the thread gets locked.

Regardless, I believe we need to take down the coalitions. They are but fronts which attempt to mask the true issues in my opinion.

Things like the Longhorn-Aggie debate do annoy me because I've got high expectations for the board. I believe this can be a place where people actually get good discussion instead of the same crap you often see on non-moderated boards where people couldn't care less what gets posted. I happen to believe you guys have much more knowledge beyond tired catch phrases such as "aggy", "whorn", etc. , etc.

Champ and I do care and like doing this, and we're here to stay. We've done it seven years now for fun. We believe we have some of the best posters you will find on the subject of football. Many of you have played the game, or have had kids play. You have a lot to offer the board. The ones who don't offer anything, and are here just to start flame wars get banned very quickly. We keep the rest of you around for a reason.

In conclusion, get out from behind your coalition fronts and let's meet in the middle on this deal.

Thanks and Merry Easter,

KT2000
5A Texas Football.com Founder, Co-Owner
Peace and Harmony Movement

jakerz
04-06-2007, 01:11 PM
It wouldn't be a big deal if people didn't take stuff over the internet seriously....but yet they do.

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 01:19 PM
The ironic part about it is that this is a High School message board, but it is mostly the adults who act childish.

jakerz
04-06-2007, 01:27 PM
What's so "ironic" about that? Whatttttttttttt?

Do you know what ironic means?




You lost me...

slorch
04-06-2007, 01:29 PM
in the same vein of respect for each other, it must also be acknowledged that this is a football( and offseason topics) board. I recognize the need for having civilized discussions, but the last few days have spiraled into a PC Never-Neverland.

In layman's terms, some folks on here need to toughen up a bit.

CKE
04-06-2007, 01:30 PM
what are your terms tyrant

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 01:35 PM
What's so "ironic" about that? Whatttttttttttt?

Do you know what ironic means?




You lost me...


Holy crap. What part of ironic needs explaining? It is a board about a young man's game. And you would think that the young people would be the worst offenders of what KT was talking about. But you'd have to agree that it is the older posters who seem to really push the limits of civility. That's the irony.

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 01:36 PM
Didn't this round start with the 'Pot Calling Kettle Black'...

Now 'Nail Meets Hammer'...

Guess the difference is the 'Hammer' carries some weight around here...

KT2000
04-06-2007, 01:45 PM
what are your terms tyrant

My terms are, first and foremost, that we start using a little more common sense when we post, and also not take everything we read as if it is an insult to our immediate and extended families.

As most of you know, this is an Interweb message board. Some of you may be joking when you make the outlandish comments you do, but you have to realize the sarcasm meter is difficult to read by just looking at words on a monitor. People will respond to what they see with their eyes, so that's why I'm always asking for civil discussion.

Common sense basically. You should have a very good idea of what will or won't piss a lot of people off before you post it. If not, then it probably shouldn't be posted.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 01:49 PM
My terms are, first and foremost, that we start using a little more common sense when we post, and also not take everything we read as if it is an insult to our immediate and extended families.

As most of you know, this is an Interweb message board. Some of you may be joking when you make the outlandish comments you do, but you have to realize the sarcasm meter is difficult to read by just looking at words on a monitor. People will respond to what they see with their eyes, so that's why I'm always asking for civil discussion.

Common sense basically. You should have a very good idea of what will or won't piss a lot of people off before you post it. If not, then it probably shouldn't be posted.

I propose a sarcasm Emotion face...

but really KT, you cant tell me that people on here get their feelings hurt WAY to often.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 01:50 PM
The members of PAPSMEAR have heard your request and we respectfully decline. We feel as though the PC hug your brother and play nice approach is ridiculous. This is football...not golf or tennis. The game of football in and of itself is extremely uncivilized...why would you expect the fans of the sport to be nice and kind to one another at all times?
I would also like to add that I laughed for approx. 60sec when I read the part about "feelings getting hurt"
You've got to be kidding me dude. Feelings hurt? Did I stumble into a Dr. Phil message board.
For those of you that get your "feelings hurt" I would suggest that you take KT's advice from an earlier thread. "Life's hard...get a helmet"

In short...when all the PC crap goes away...then PAPSMEAR will go away.

slorch
04-06-2007, 01:50 PM
here is an example of a proper post that nobody would find offensive-

" "

these are going to lead to some great discussions!:D

I'm a guest, I know this. I already changed my "membership," as requested.
As bad as some of the testosterone and bravado laden posts can be, the increasing hypersensitivity will quell equally any quality debate.

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 01:52 PM
My terms are, first and foremost, that we start using a little more common sense when we post, and also not take everything we read as if it is an insult to our immediate and extended families.

As most of you know, this is an Interweb message board. Some of you may be joking when you make the outlandish comments you do, but you have to realize the sarcasm meter is difficult to read by just looking at words on a monitor. People will respond to what they see with their eyes, so that's why I'm always asking for civil discussion.

Common sense basically. You should have a very good idea of what will or won't piss a lot of people off before you post it. If not, then it probably shouldn't be posted.

:eek: So I have to take Favre down???

:rolleyes:

KT2000
04-06-2007, 01:57 PM
I propose a sarcasm Emotion face...

but really KT, you cant tell me that people on here get their feelings hurt WAY to often.

That's part of what I'm getting at. I've said that in both posts in this thread.

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 01:58 PM
The members of PAPSMEAR have heard your request and we respectfully decline. We feel as though the PC hug your brother and play nice approach is ridiculous. This is football...not golf or tennis. The game of football in and of itself is extremely uncivilized...why would you expect the fans of the sport to be nice and kind to one another at all times?
I would also like to add that I laughed for approx. 60sec when I read the part about "feelings getting hurt"
You've got to be kidding me dude. Feelings hurt? Did I stumble into a Dr. Phil message board.
For those of you that get your "feelings hurt" I would suggest that you take KT's advice from an earlier thread. "Life's hard...get a helmet"

In short...when all the PC crap goes away...then PAPSMEAR will go away.

I remember a semifinal game at Wimbledon when Connors poked his finger right in McEnroe's grill during a changeover and expected him to do something about it, but Johnny Mac just sulked like the big mouthed, no action New Yorker he is.

dada
04-06-2007, 02:00 PM
:mad: ;)

I've been running this site for, what, seven years now and in that time we've seen some strange stuff on the board. I mean strange.

Remember the poster YourNextLover in our first or second season? The heated debate between myself and RebelGranny, etc., etc., etc.?

However, this coalition business takes the cake. I never thought I'd see the day when the cunning posters of 5A would divide into cliques. The absolute last thing we need in this world are more committees.

I'd like to propose that all coalitions dissolve, and that we all become one 5A family once again.

Some have asked me, "What is acceptable smack?" and my response is always the same. Keep the personal attacks and "Cousin f'er", "sheep humper" comments out of it. Can we do that? I don't know because eventually someone always pushes too far, someone's feelings get hurt and the thread gets locked.

Regardless, I believe we need to take down the coalitions. They are but fronts which attempt to mask the true issues in my opinion.

Things like the Longhorn-Aggie debate do annoy me because I've got high expectations for the board. I believe this can be a place where people actually get good discussion instead of the same crap you often see on non-moderated boards where people couldn't care less what gets posted. I happen to believe you guys have much more knowledge beyond tired catch phrases such as "aggy", "whorn", etc. , etc.

Champ and I do care and like doing this, and we're here to stay. We've done it seven years now for fun. We believe we have some of the best posters you will find on the subject of football. Many of you have played the game, or have had kids play. You have a lot to offer the board. The ones who don't offer anything, and are here just to start flame wars get banned very quickly. We keep the rest of you around for a reason.

In conclusion, get out from behind your coalition fronts and let's meet in the middle on this deal.

Thanks and Merry Easter,

KT2000
5A Texas Football.com Founder, Co-Owner
Peace and Harmony Movement

So says the Co-Founder of I.C.C Triple P. (International, Cross-Counrty, Professional Paid Pimps)

Do we have to disolve that too?

BlackandRed05
04-06-2007, 02:02 PM
I remember a semifinal game at Wimbledon when Connors poked his finger right in McEnroe's grill during a changeover and expected him to do something about it, but Johnny Mac just sulked like the big mouthed, no action New Yorker he is.

Because it was tennis and not football. More than likely Connors would have gotten slammed on a football field.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:03 PM
I remember a semifinal game at Wimbledon when Connors poked his finger right in McEnroe's grill during a changeover and expected him to do something about it, but Johnny Mac just sulked like the big mouthed, no action New Yorker he is.

Right...
When I think "punk" or "wimp" McEnroe is the first name that comes to mind.

KT2000
04-06-2007, 02:06 PM
In short...when all the PC crap goes away...then PAPSMEAR will go away.

I know at the end of the day I can't sit here and control what people post or how they will react to said posts.

Basically, my objective with threads like this is to try and make people aware of why some of these threads get ridiculous.

Football is very uncivilized, but we aren't playing football on here. We are talking about it. Huge difference. I've never sting blocked my PC. I don't execute a bucket step before sitting down to post.

Sometimes, I post while wearing my old Hutch uniform (plastic should pads and all) but that's besides the point.

If things continue to get out of hand, which they no doubt will sometimes, then we will take the proper measures. If bans are warranted, then that's what we'll do. It takes five seconds of our time. I'd like to think we can avoid letting things get to that level though. If we can't have discussion on here without threads getting closed, then that completely defeats the purpose of this forum.

If you are waiting for all the PC stuff to dissapear, you will be waiting an awfully long time.

BlackandRed05
04-06-2007, 02:09 PM
I pancaked my PC one time!

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:10 PM
If you are waiting for all the PC stuff to dissapear, you will be waiting an awfully long time

If you're waiting for me to stop calling people out for being PC and crying about everything you will be waiting an awfully long time.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:15 PM
I say we should have a "smack central" forum. I've seen it on a few message boards. It is reserved for heated discussions,rivalries,touchy subjects,etc....
It keeps all of the heated debates and stuff away from the main forum and if you are hypersensitive or basically a female dog...THEN DON'T COME IN THE SMACK FORUM!!
problem solved.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:15 PM
I know at the end of the day I can't sit here and control what people post or how they will react to said posts.

Basically, my objective with threads like this is to try and make people aware of why some of these threads get ridiculous.

Football is very uncivilized, but we aren't playing football on here. We are talking about it. Huge difference. I've never sting blocked my PC. I don't execute a bucket step before sitting down to post.

Sometimes, I post while wearing my old Hutch uniform (plastic should pads and all) but that's besides the point.

If things continue to get out of hand, which they no doubt will sometimes, then we will take the proper measures. If bans are warranted, then that's what we'll do. It takes five seconds of our time. I'd like to think we can avoid letting things get to that level though. If we can't have discussion on here without threads getting closed, then that completely defeats the purpose of this forum.

If you are waiting for all the PC stuff to dissapear, you will be waiting an awfully long time.





Notice that Sooner fans hardly ever get bent out of shape??? We call them all sorts of Names...They fire back.. Its fun. BUT no...aggy has to get all sensitive ......and its not only aggy.... Its other Hyper-sensitive posters.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:16 PM
Notice that Sooner fans hardly ever get bent out of shape??? We call them all sorts of Names...They fire back.. Its fun. BUT no...aggy has to get all sensitive ......and its not only aggy.... Its other Hyper-sensitive posters.

Sooners actually have something to fire back though...keep that in mind.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:16 PM
I say we should have a "smack central" forum. I've seen it on a few message boards. It is reserved for heated discussions,rivalries,touchy subjects,etc....
It keeps all of the heated debates and stuff away from the main forum and if you are hypersensitive or basically a female dog...THEN DON'T COME IN THE SMACK FORUM!!
problem solved.


We all know this cant be settled with something so simple...

Some have trouble grasping it...

You know who you are.(Bwhahaha)

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:17 PM
Sooners actually have something to fire back though...keep that in mind.

They suck nonetheless

SV61
04-06-2007, 02:17 PM
Notice that Sooner fans hardly ever get bent out of shape??? We call them all sorts of Names...They fire back.. Its fun. BUT no...aggy has to get all sensitive ......and its not only aggy.... Its other Hyper-sensitive posters.

So,

Therefore it is all Aggies fault, so let's just save everyone the trouble and ban all aggies.

Then rename the forum to Hornfans.com

Oh, wait a minute.........

KT2000
04-06-2007, 02:18 PM
If you're waiting for me to stop calling people out for being PC and crying about everything you will be waiting an awfully long time.

You've got to be careful with that though. Sooner or later, someone will send you over the edge again if you keep that kind of mentality and the crap will hit the fan. I guarantee it.

For a guy that's concerned about PC and people taking things personal, you and a few others (HUM and prezidente that I've noticed) seem to get pretty defensive when stuff comes from the other direction.

I don't blame one side. It's coming from both. That's a fact in my opinion. In my opinion, there's no way you will last on a message board if you think you can fight fire with fire. It doesn't work and definitely not worth the headache in my opinion.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:19 PM
So,

Therefore it is all Aggies fault, so let's just save everyone the trouble and ban all aggies.

Then rename the forum to Hornfans.com

Oh, wait a minute.........

You don't have to ban anyone. Just tell them to stop being female dogs and crying all the time. Who knew that "farmers" were so freaking sensitive?

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:19 PM
So,

Therefore it is all Aggies fault, so let's just save everyone the trouble and ban all aggies.

Then rename the forum to Hornfans.com

Oh, wait a minute.........

Now your thinking...:p

No, Because its aggy that i have a problem with NOT Aggies. Their is a HUGE difference.

Though at times their are those Aggies that can act rather aggy.

So lets ban all the aggy....and leave the Aggies.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 02:22 PM
You've got to be careful with that. Sooner or later, someone will send you over the edge again if you keep that kind of mentality and the crap will hit the fan. I guarantee it.

For a guy that's concerned about PC and people taking things personal, you and a few others (HUM and prezidente that I've noticed) seem to get pretty defensive when stuff comes from the other direction.

I don't blame one side. It's coming from both. That's a fact in my opinion. In my opinion, there's no way you will last on a message board if you think you can fight fire with fire. It doesn't work.

How many times have I cried to you or champ? How many dude...tell the truth. NEVER
The only thing I've ever said to y'all is..."I'm about to get banned...so get ready"
I still have no idea how you can "attack" someone over the intraweb. :confused: What do you point a knife at your screen and shake it or what?

dada
04-06-2007, 02:24 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/king-i_210877c.jpg



Do I REALLY need to caption this?

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:24 PM
You've got to be careful with that though. Sooner or later, someone will send you over the edge again if you keep that kind of mentality and the crap will hit the fan. I guarantee it.

For a guy that's concerned about PC and people taking things personal, you and a few others (HUM and prezidente that I've noticed) seem to get pretty defensive when stuff comes from the other direction.

I don't blame one side. It's coming from both. That's a fact in my opinion. In my opinion, there's no way you will last on a message board if you think you can fight fire with fire. It doesn't work and definitely not worth the headache in my opinion.

i dont remember getting defensive?

I dont remember crying

KT, Put down the whiskey...Its gonna end ugly if you dont.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:25 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/king-i_210877c.jpg



Do I REALLY need to caption this?

That boy needs an Edge up.

KT2000
04-06-2007, 02:25 PM
How many times have I cried to you or champ? How many dude...tell the truth. NEVER
The only thing I've ever said to y'all is..."I'm about to get banned...so get ready"
I still have no idea how you can "attack" someone over the intraweb. :confused: What do you point a knife at your screen and shake it or what?

You've never complained to us about Aggie posters. This will no doubt surprise you, but no one on the other side has PMed me either. This is coming straight from me because I think the discussion has become ridiculous. I'm referring to discussion in threads. Whenever something negative is said about UT, you guys are on that like flies on ****.

I feel like I'm beating my head against a brick wall, so I'll just stop here.

SV61
04-06-2007, 02:25 PM
Now your thinking...:p

No, Because its aggy that i have a problem with NOT Aggies. Their is a HUGE difference.

Though at times their are those Aggies that can act rather aggy.

So lets ban all the aggy....and leave the Aggies.

Well put.

But, just so I am "in the know", and maybe we can make a little light of the subject, let's define the different "aggys" shall we?

I'll start:

aggy - Texas A&M
Lexus aggy - Texas
Sand aggy - Texas Tech
Land Thief aggy - OU


Next............

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:26 PM
Well put.

But, just so I am "in the know", and maybe we can make a little light of the subject, let's define the different "aggys" shall we?

I'll start:

aggy - Texas A&M
Lexus aggy - Texas
Sand aggy - Texas Tech
Land Thief aggy - OU


Next............

Their is no such thing as a Lexus aggy... C'mon, i was just starting to thing you were an Aggie.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:27 PM
What's up with all of this coalition stuff? I haven't been on in awhile. What the heck is going on?

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:27 PM
You've never complained to us about Aggie posters. This will no doubt surprise you, but no one on the other side has PMed me either. This is coming straight from me because I think the discussion has become ridiculous. I'm referring to discussion in threads. Whenever something negative is said about UT, you guys are on that like flies on ****.

I feel like I'm beating my head against a brick wall, so I'll just stop here.

Please don't test the language filters...:p

dada
04-06-2007, 02:27 PM
That boy needs an Edge up.

That's "baby Hair"

dada
04-06-2007, 02:28 PM
What's up with all of this coalition stuff? I haven't been on in awhile. What the heck is going on?

It's a GANG man...where have you been? Either you roll with us or get rolled over....now WHO'S side are YOU on?

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:29 PM
That's "baby Hair"

bwhahaha

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:30 PM
It's a GANG man...where have you been? Either you roll with us or get rolled over....now WHO'S side are YOU on?

Dont forget the initiation phase none of us had to endure, but will enforce if he wants in :D

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:31 PM
It's a GANG man...where have you been? Either you roll with us or get rolled over....now WHO'S side are YOU on?

I don't want to get in any trouble so its best if I stay out of it. I don't want to be the cause of any problems on this board.

dada
04-06-2007, 02:31 PM
Dont forget the initiation phase none of us had to endure, but will enforce if he wants in :P

Yeah...it's locked....everyone who isnt in now....has to be initiated.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:32 PM
I don't want to get in any trouble so its best if I stay out of it. I don't want to be the cause of any problems on this board.

Translation: He opted to get Rolled over.

dada
04-06-2007, 02:32 PM
I don't want to get in any trouble so its best if I stay out of it. I don't want to be the cause of any problems on this board.

So you're against us huh? We'll be "sending" for ya

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:33 PM
Translation: He opted to get Rolled over.

Whatever. :rolleyes: I think I made the better decision if you guys decide to act up.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:35 PM
Whatever. :rolleyes: I think I made the better decision if you guys decide to act up.

P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. isn't afraid to use force....You have been warned. :D

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:36 PM
P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. isn't afraid to use force....You have been warned. :D

What does P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. mean anyways? :confused:

SV61
04-06-2007, 02:36 PM
Their is no such thing as a Lexus aggy... C'mon, i was just starting to thing you were an Aggie.

LOL

Okay,

Dreadlock aggy = Texas?

:D

LittleApple aggy = K-State

dada
04-06-2007, 02:37 PM
What does P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. mean anyways? :confused:

Posters Against Polesmokers Sensitive Men and Emotional Anal Retention

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:38 PM
Posters Against Polesmokers Sensitive Men and Emotional Anal Retention

it really is Genius.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:39 PM
Posters Against Polesmokers Sensitive Men and Emotional Anal Retention

Umm....ok? :confused:

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 02:40 PM
What's up with all of this coalition stuff? I haven't been on in awhile. What the heck is going on?

Shut up and pick sides...;)

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:41 PM
LOL

Okay,

Dreadlock aggy = Texas?

:D

LittleApple aggy = K-State

No..Dreadlock aggy is reserved for The University of the West Indies...

http://www.mona.uwi.edu/images/mastHeader.gif

dada
04-06-2007, 02:41 PM
Umm....ok? :confused:

So you're not AGAINST that?.....that's how you Roll? Two weiners in a hotdog bun?

slorch
04-06-2007, 02:43 PM
You've got to be careful with that though. Sooner or later, someone will send you over the edge again if you keep that kind of mentality and the crap will hit the fan. I guarantee it.

For a guy that's concerned about PC and people taking things personal, you and a few others (HUM and prezidente that I've noticed) seem to get pretty defensive when stuff comes from the other direction.

I don't blame one side. It's coming from both. That's a fact in my opinion. In my opinion, there's no way you will last on a message board if you think you can fight fire with fire. It doesn't work and definitely not worth the headache in my opinion.

regardless of the discussion at hand, I honestly had to read that bolded section about 5-6 times. That's the funniest thing I've read in some time!

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:43 PM
Shut up and pick sides...;)

I'm not on any side if that answers your question.

SV61
04-06-2007, 02:43 PM
No..Dreadlock aggy is reserved for The University of the West Indies...

http://www.mona.uwi.edu/images/mastHeader.gif

Ja, Mon!

I'll keep "working" on it.

;)

dada
04-06-2007, 02:44 PM
regardless of the discussion at hand, I honestly had to read that bolded section about 5-6 times. That's the funniest thing I've read in some time!

KT is off today...he started drinking last night so you have to excuse him.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:44 PM
I'm not on any side if that answers your question.

by default your against us.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:45 PM
So you're not AGAINST that?.....that's how you Roll? Two weiners in a hotdog bun?

No. I don't care if I am against that or not. I am not for it either. I am just going to stay out of it and avoid trouble if thats what u mean.

dada
04-06-2007, 02:45 PM
No. I don't care if I am against that or not. I am not for it either. I am just going to stay out of it and avoid trouble if thats what u mean.

He's against us...and that's a FACT in my opinion

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:46 PM
KT is off today...he started drinking last night so you have to excuse him.


I told him to put the drinks down...I warned him.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:46 PM
No. I don't care if I am against that or not. I am not for it either. I am just going to stay out of it and avoid trouble if thats what u mean.

So your scared?

i mean its cool if your scared...

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:46 PM
by default your against us.

Allright whatever, just leave me out of this. I don't want to be trouble on this board which I am very addicted to and I will do anything to stay on here and avoid getting banned.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:47 PM
So your scared?

i mean its cool if your scared...

I am not scared. I just choose to stay out of it.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:47 PM
He's against us...and that's a FACT in my opinion

Look I am not picking sides, I told you that.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:48 PM
I am not scared. I just choose to stay out of it.

Its cool to be scared.


sort of like its cool to pee in your pants. :rolleyes:

dada
04-06-2007, 02:49 PM
Look I am not picking sides, I told you that.

So...that means you're not on our side.....you're against us. you are the enemy.

slorch
04-06-2007, 02:49 PM
TEXAS Red could in fact(or my opinion) pull off the Switzerland act. I've never seen/ read him really go off on anyone.

slorch
04-06-2007, 02:50 PM
Anyone one else notice none of the bad guys are in here?

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
He's against us...and that's a FACT in my opinion

My opinion is so full of FACT...I refer to it as FACT...

dada
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
TEXAS Red could in fact(or my opinion) pull off the Switzerland act. I've never seen/ read him really go off on anyone.

According to the Admin of this site....a Fact can be an opinion....so what are you saying? You THINK he will pull it off or WILL he pull it off?

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
TEXAS Red could in fact(or my opinion) pull off the Switzerland act. I've never seen/ read him really go off on anyone.

I never have gone off on anyone and I won't anytime soon. I just don't want to see myself getting banned.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Anyone one else notice none of the bad guys are in here?

wait a second...Let me refocus for a second.

Who are the Bad guys again...?

dada
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Anyone one else notice none of the bad guys are in here?

It's Good Friday....they don't want their ***** handed to them today.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
So...that means you're not on our side.....you're against us. you are the enemy.

Ok whatever. :rolleyes:

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 02:51 PM
Anyone one else notice none of the bad guys are in here?

Except you...what's up with the sig...

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:52 PM
According to the Admin of this site....a Fact can be an opinion....so what are you saying? You THINK he will pull it off or WILL he pull it off?

Thats a Fact in my opinion.

dada
04-06-2007, 02:52 PM
My opinion is so full of FACT...I refer to it as FACT...

Is that your opinion? Because if it is.....that makes it a fact.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 02:55 PM
Is that your opinion? Because if it is.....that makes it a fact.

is their any other way?

slorch
04-06-2007, 02:55 PM
I never have gone off on anyone and I won't anytime soon. I just don't want to see myself getting banned.

I hear ya man. i don't think you want any part of our little mess.

You're still innocent( and better for it!)

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 02:57 PM
I hear ya man. i don't think you want any part of our little mess.

You're still innocent( and better for it!)

I know. I have always been a good person on this board and I don't want to damage my reputation that I have made for myself on here just for joining this. Trust me, I am making the better decision for myself.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 03:01 PM
I thought I was the bad guy:confused: Damnit I was gonna have a t-shirt made and everything. You guys screw up everything on here...you're just a bunch of nutjobs in my opinion which is actually a fact as far as opinions go.

slorch
04-06-2007, 03:01 PM
nutjob really hurts man...

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 03:02 PM
I thought I was the bad guy:confused: Damnit I was gonna have a t-shirt made and everything. You guys screw up everything on here...you're just a bunch of nutjobs in my opinion which is actually a fact as far as opinions go.

I do not have a problem with that statement...

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 03:03 PM
I thought I was the bad guy:confused: Damnit I was gonna have a t-shirt made and everything. You guys screw up everything on here...you're just a bunch of nutjobs in my opinion which is actually a fact as far as opinions go.

Who's that generalization aimed at...specifically...

ktCarl
04-06-2007, 03:27 PM
What's so "ironic" about that? Whatttttttttttt?

Do you know what ironic means?




You lost me...

The use of words to express something other than the opposite of the literal meaning.

I thought irony would be claiming membership to a club against extra-sensitive people but use a girlie name for the club.

I may be wrong.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 03:30 PM
The use of words to express something other than the opposite of the literal meaning.

I thought irony would be claiming membership to a club against extra-sensitive people but use a girlie name for the club.

I may be wrong.


No it's satire
Posters Against Polesmokers Sensitive Men and Emotional Anal Retention

slorch
04-06-2007, 03:31 PM
The use of words to express something other than the opposite of the literal meaning.

I thought irony would be claiming membership to a club against extra-sensitive people but use a girlie name for the club.

I may be wrong.

you are correct sir.

"show 'em what he's won Johnny....!"(in Jim Carrey voice)

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 03:34 PM
Right...
When I think "punk" or "wimp" McEnroe is the first name that comes to mind.


Just saying that while I agree that tennis is for the most part a sedate and subdued sport, there have been guys like Connors and McEnroe who do not necessarily fit the stereotype.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 03:38 PM
Just saying that while I agree that tennis is for the most part a sedate and subdued sport, there have been guys like Connors and McEnroe who do not necessarily fit the stereotype.

What does that have to do with tennis or golf fans? Which is what I was referring to...

jtk1519
04-06-2007, 03:39 PM
The BOB formally, willingly and cheerfully dissolves it's membership for the greater good of this board. jtk discovered this board some 6 or 7 years ago when it was in it's infancy and there are times when jtk gets annoyed at the stupidity that has seemingly overwhelmed the boards. Perhaps civil conversation and debate is a fool's dream, but jtk will gladly keep working for it anyway.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 03:41 PM
Will the person that took jtk's huevos please return them...this is becoming sickening.

TexasRed6x
04-06-2007, 03:44 PM
According to the Admin of this site....a Fact can be an opinion....so what are you saying? You THINK he will pull it off or WILL he pull it off?

I don't think I will pull it off. I have never gotten mad at anyone on this board.

Redhoss
04-06-2007, 03:51 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/king-i_210877c.jpg



Do I REALLY need to caption this?

Man, you are wayyyyyyyyyyy bad. Gotta stop making me shower my monitor. :D :D :D

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 03:52 PM
What does that have to do with tennis or golf fans? Which is what I was referring to...

Absolutely nothing. Just thought I'd hijack the thread with tennis smack talk. Is that a problem ? :D

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 04:08 PM
Absolutely nothing. Just thought I'd hijack the thread with tennis smack talk. Is that a problem ? :D

[McEnroe]Answer the freaking question JERK!!![McEnroe]:D

KT2000
04-06-2007, 04:30 PM
Dada, I thought you knew me man. If you think the fact I declare my opinions as fact is the extent of my ability, then you've grossly underestimated me. :D

I'm amazed at what yall can do with threads. It's like Max eating the whole block of cheese. "I'm not even upset. I'm actually impressed."

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 04:48 PM
i havent laughed so hard in a long long long long long long long time.

my head hurts from laughing......and i teared up.

CKE
04-06-2007, 04:49 PM
My terms are, first and foremost, that we start using a little more common sense when we post, and also not take everything we read as if it is an insult to our immediate and extended families.

As most of you know, this is an Interweb message board. Some of you may be joking when you make the outlandish comments you do, but you have to realize the sarcasm meter is difficult to read by just looking at words on a monitor. People will respond to what they see with their eyes, so that's why I'm always asking for civil discussion.

Common sense basically. You should have a very good idea of what will or won't piss a lot of people off before you post it. If not, then it probably shouldn't be posted.

I will speak with the rest of the council on these terms...now here are mine

1)put me in the HOF
2)wide is to have a lifetime achievement award posted by his HOF status
3)you send one dozen blue berry muffins to each member of the former papsmear


simple requests......if not 1 and 2 then 3 at least

HUM398
04-06-2007, 04:51 PM
i havent laughed so hard in a long long long long long long long time.

my head hurts from laughing......and i teared up.


What exactly are you laughing act...

Options:

A.) the way this thread veered WAY off course and purpose.

B.) KT has established his right to speak Facts while stating an option.... Example: "Dook is a football school and thats a fact in my opinion."

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 04:51 PM
I will speak with the rest of the council on these terms...now here are mine

1)put me in the HOF
2)wide is to have a lifetime achievement award posted by his HOF status
3)you send one dozen blue berry muffins to each member of the former papsmear


simple requests......if not 1 and 2 then 3 at least

ill take 1, can live with 2 as long as get my own

i want viva la revolucion as my status......no more all galaxy, or HoF

if that is not done consider all posters bait:cool: BWAHAHAHAHA!

not really

HUM398
04-06-2007, 04:52 PM
I will speak with the rest of the council on these terms...now here are mine

1)put me in the HOF
2)wide is to have a lifetime achievement award posted by his HOF status
3)you send one dozen blue berry muffins to each member of the former papsmear


simple requests......if not 1 and 2 then 3 at least

What if i dont like Blue berry muffins...

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 04:52 PM
What exactly are you laughing act...

Options:

A.) the way this thread veered WAY off course and purpose.

B.) KT has established his right to speak Facts while stating an option.... Example: "Dook is a football school and thats a fact in my opinion."

AB... it never has shocked me as much as today after reading hum and dada with those post.

now that a fact in my opinion

HUM398
04-06-2007, 04:53 PM
ill take 1, can live with 2 as long as get my own

i want viva la revolucion as my status......no more all galaxy, or HoF

if that is not done consider all posters bait:cool: BWAHAHAHAHA!

not really

But you arent All Galaxy.... Or a HoF????

you cant abolish what you dont have...

Stupid sooner.

SV61
04-06-2007, 04:53 PM
What if i dont like Blue berry muffins...


Ahem,

In my best 10 year old, little brother voice:


Can I have his Blueberry muffin !?!

Can I have his Blueberry muffin!?!

HUM398
04-06-2007, 04:57 PM
Ahem,

In my best 10 year old, little brother voice:


Can I have his Blueberry muffin !?!

Can I have his Blueberry muffin!?!

In my Best Big Brother voice:

Get lost.

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 04:57 PM
But you arent All Galaxy.... Or a HoF????

you cant abolish what you dont have...

Stupid sooner.

im saying im not looking for either all galaxy or HoF......i want VIVA!

abolish?? when did i get slaves?

BLASPHEMER! goody jakerz saw you praying at the feet of switzer on the 4 of april!! you were drunkin with lust and smeared with chickens blood.

GOODY HUM IS A WITCH!... i mean SOONER!

ktCarl
04-06-2007, 05:18 PM
Will the person that took jtk's huevos please return them...this is becoming sickening.

It was that Dr. in that he removed the wrong testicle incident.

ktCarl
04-06-2007, 05:20 PM
im saying im not looking for either all galaxy or HoF......i want VIVA!

abolish?? when did i get slaves?

BLASPHEMER! goody jakerz saw you praying at the feet of switzer on the 4 of april!! you were drunkin with lust and smeared with chickens blood.

GOODY HUM IS A WITCH!... i mean SOONER!

Is that two ferrets on the side of the helmet in your avitar?

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 05:23 PM
Is that two ferrets on the side of the helmet in your avitar?

grrrrrrrr. no its a greyhound.......on steroids.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/elprezidente07/gh.gif

i wish i could find the old logo so i wouldnt get these questions.

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-06-2007, 05:27 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/king-i_210877c.jpg



Do I REALLY need to caption this?

Well, first of all, he shouldn't have been driving that ole punk a-- Hyundai in the first place. OH! My bad Dada! I forgot that you had one! LMAO!

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-06-2007, 05:28 PM
That boy needs an Edge up.

Looks like Dr. Dre and Ed Lover (Who's The Man?) cut his hair.

ktCarl
04-06-2007, 05:29 PM
grrrrrrrr. no its a greyhound.......on steroids.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/elprezidente07/gh.gif

i wish i could find the old logo so i wouldnt get these questions.


It's difficult to see and I was just trying to make my best guess. Being that you are a comical Dude I didn't think it would be off-base if they were ferrets.

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-06-2007, 05:30 PM
Well put.

But, just so I am "in the know", and maybe we can make a little light of the subject, let's define the different "aggys" shall we?

I'll start:

aggy - Texas A&M
Lexus aggy - Texas
Sand aggy - Texas Tech
Land Thief aggy - OU


Next............

Incest aggy - Arkansas

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 05:31 PM
It's difficult to see and I was just trying to make my best guess. Being that you are a comical Dude I didn't think it would be off-base if they were ferrets.

yea im changin it.......and its ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

haha jk

t-long20
04-06-2007, 05:33 PM
yea im changin it.......and its ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

haha jk

how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

i was invited by the all great wide-e-wide.
the interwebs version of tookey, id ask him

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
This is a great way to start my Friday.

HUM398
04-06-2007, 05:43 PM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

After finding that you expressed interest in the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. The Initiation force will meet and discuss your case. Your patience is greatly appreciated.

jtk1519
04-06-2007, 05:43 PM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

You have to be a confessed homosexual first.

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 05:45 PM
You have to be a confessed homosexual first.

uhoh there went that whole peace for 5a crizzap huh?

and it wasnt even easter. BWAHAHAHAHA! way to go big tuna on not biting on those small pieces of spam.

CKE
04-06-2007, 05:46 PM
What if i dont like Blue berry muffins...

then the muffin of your choice

slorch
04-06-2007, 05:46 PM
You have to be a confessed homosexual first.

says the BOBing man...

CKE
04-06-2007, 05:48 PM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

you get an invite in pms

HUM398
04-06-2007, 05:49 PM
You have to be a confessed homosexual first.

If in Homosexual you mean Tom Brady *** admires or Pacey lovers, then no that isn't a qualification.

t-long20
04-06-2007, 05:55 PM
After finding that you expressed interest in the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R. The Initiation force will meet and discuss your case. Your patience is greatly appreciated.

how long could this process take

slorch
04-06-2007, 05:55 PM
you get an invite in pms

good one...:D

HUM398
04-06-2007, 05:56 PM
how long could this process take

Please dont contact us.

We will contact YOU.


thank you.

elprezidente
04-06-2007, 05:57 PM
Please dont contact us.

We will contact YOU.


thank you.
this one seems desprate.......kinda sad huh? :p

HUM398
04-06-2007, 05:58 PM
this one seems desprate.......kinda sad huh? :p

We aren't allowed to discuss the cases over the public board Dip[censored]....geez.

:D

HUM398
04-06-2007, 05:58 PM
this one seems desprate.......kinda sad huh? :p


Desperate no...

anxious..Perhaps.

t-long20
04-06-2007, 05:59 PM
Desperate no...

anxious..Perhaps.

yea im not desperate just curious;)

Dog Will Hunt
04-06-2007, 06:33 PM
Yo Dudes and Dudettes. You guys need a football game to take some of the STRESS off of you. Dig, Grab a cool Beverage (Adult), Put on a good game, ( UT USC, OU Nebraska, AM Baylor, Tech OSU, SLC WLake, Los Fresnos Port Isabell, you get the picture and KICK BACK. You can cut the tension with Gerber Mini Magnum. Chill, Lighten up. It's all good in the Hood. There, I'm feeling better already. Let your mind wrap around the BUZZ. It's Friday Night , heck throw on a TV dinner. Make a bowl of rice and your favorite Gravy. Now let's RAP !!!!!!

slorch
04-06-2007, 06:59 PM
i was invited by the all great wide-e-wide.
the interwebs version of tookey, id ask him

BTW, Slorch was the first member to publicly acknowledge our bond. I have slimmed down my signature, but stand by the premise-

don't be like Bevo: Have some {censored}

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 08:46 PM
I will speak with the rest of the council on these terms...now here are mine

1)put me in the HOF
2)wide is to have a lifetime achievement award posted by his HOF status
3)you send one dozen blue berry muffins to each member of the former papsmear


simple requests......if not 1 and 2 then 3 at least

That's gay...
I'll take a twevle pack of beer...
But no Pearl...

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 08:48 PM
what the hell happened to my "wide and madfan's official cerveza counter" thread??
Damn...it was there for like 3 seconds.:confused:

KT2000
04-06-2007, 08:49 PM
what the hell happened to my "wide and madfan's official cerveza counter" thread??
Damn...it was there for like 3 seconds.:confused:

I took it down. Do we really need a new thread every time someone opens a beer? Just askin....Seems to be a lot of those posts lately as well.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 08:50 PM
I took it down. Do we really need a new thread every time someone opens a beer? Just askin....Seems to be a lot of those posts lately as well.

But "how gay are you" threads are perfectly fine right?

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 08:52 PM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

pretty much...

KT2000
04-06-2007, 08:52 PM
But "how gay are you" threads are perfectly fine right?

No, those are pretty disturbing actually. Feel free to PM me any links for threads you feel don't belong though. I get those from time to time and appreciate it as I don't have time to go through every post.

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 08:55 PM
what the hell happened to my "wide and madfan's official cerveza counter" thread??
Damn...it was there for like 3 seconds.:confused:

probably got KTed....

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 08:55 PM
No, those are pretty disturbing actually. Feel free to PM me any links for threads you feel don't belong though. I get those from time to time and appreciate it as I don't have time to go through every post.

I'm sure the thread would have consisted of more than just "i opened a beer" posts. C'mon KT...when have you ever known me to start dud threads?
You may have killed a classic...

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 08:56 PM
probably got KTed....

It did...
I'm on my second one for those of you scoring at home.

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 08:56 PM
I took it down. Do we really need a new thread every time someone opens a beer? Just askin....Seems to be a lot of those posts lately as well.

I knew it...
Yes...thread per beer seem reasonable...

mad_fan
04-06-2007, 08:57 PM
It did...
I'm on my second one for those of you scoring at home.


mad is up by one...

Favpack
04-06-2007, 09:58 PM
Wow - I took a nice Good Friday nap, and mowed the yard - and look what I missed. Thankfully, neither one of those was thread-worthy - although I debated it. ;)

farmerfan
04-06-2007, 10:07 PM
farmer wishes he could join in on the beer counting but he has to get up early and build a fence. plus he lost his ATM card monday night and theres not one freaking Wells Fargo bank in the state of Georgia.
yall have fun.

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 10:14 PM
btw Farmer...just called Dad
Lufkin played Oak Ridge tonight and won 2-1
They play The Woodlands Tuesday...and my nephew will be pitching then.
I thought they played tonight...my bad.

Favpack
04-06-2007, 10:16 PM
farmer wishes he could join in on the beer counting but he has to get up early and build a fence. plus he lost his ATM card monday night and theres not one freaking Wells Fargo bank in the state of Georgia.
yall have fun.

Drive over to Augusta and see if they let you in to the Masters FF - I think it could happen.

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 10:18 PM
btw Farmer...just called Dad
Lufkin played Oak Ridge tonight and won 2-1
They play The Woodlands Tuesday...and my nephew will be pitching then.
I thought they played tonight...my bad.

College Park won too. Beat Magnolia 6-1

BTW, the CP baseball website says Lufkin and Oak Ridge each have a tie in District. When did they tie?

wide-e-wide
04-06-2007, 10:20 PM
College Park won too. Beat Magnolia 6-1

BTW, the CP baseball website says Lufkin and Oak Ridge each have a tie in District. When did they tie?

They had a game that ended in a tie with bad weather.
Both coaches agreed tonight that if the game is necessary...they will start a "new" game at inning #1.
I have no idea why Lufkin's coach would agree to that....Lufkin was the home team...one run and you win.

twcpfan1
04-06-2007, 10:21 PM
They had a game that ended in a tie with bad weather.
Both coaches agreed tonight that if the game is necessary...they will start a "new" game at inning #1.
I have no idea why Lufkin's coach would agree to that....Lufkin was the home team...one run and you win.

Oh I see. Thank you.

ktCarl
04-07-2007, 01:08 AM
yea im changin it.......and its ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

haha jk

That's a better looking greyhound. Nice choppers.

ktCarl
04-07-2007, 01:10 AM
how do you get initiated into the P.A.P.S.M.E.A.R coalition or do you just type it in to your sig and your in

"I would never want to belong to a club that would have ME as a member" Groucho Marx.

ktCarl
04-07-2007, 01:11 AM
You have to be a confessed homosexual first.

He's smearing the PAPS.

elprezidente
04-07-2007, 01:12 AM
That's a better looking greyhound. Nice choppers.

do not insult HUM's mom like that....totally uncalled for carl.:D kidding hum, put the gun down.

yea idk but i couldnt stop laughing so i knew i had to use it.

ktchamp97
04-07-2007, 02:15 AM
WTF is going on here? :eek:

I've often wanted to disable signatures across the board...the idea seems better than ever...

GoOwls
04-07-2007, 04:17 AM
I agree, what IS going on here?

I get an email about joining PAPSMEAR, it seemed like a fun little bit to do, would be funny and stuff, and now, it seems that everybody is all uptight and stuff....taking stuff too seriously. All the PAPSMEAR guys are jumping ship like rats on a sinking boat.

I mean, I played along and put the PAPSMEAR thing in my sig for laughs, and everybody who was promoting it doesn't have it in their sig now and I'm left here looking like the only guy on the boat who didn't get the message that it was sinking. Or would that be the only RAT who didn't get the message?

Thanks, guys, for making me look stupider than I normally make myself look on my own.

I'm an old toot and I don't accept change so easily as you punks do, so I'm leaving the PAPSMEAR thing in my sig, just to protest you wishy-washy kids and the pranks you don't have the stones to play out. :eek: :D

KT's, you guys are still the best for putting up with all our crap. I would never run one of these boards, I wouldn't want to regulate myself, much less all these clowns. :eek: :D

mtbray
04-07-2007, 05:29 AM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t263/mtbray/hasselhoff.jpg

slorch
04-07-2007, 07:15 AM
I agree, what IS going on here?

I get an email about joining PAPSMEAR, it seemed like a fun little bit to do, would be funny and stuff, and now, it seems that everybody is all uptight and stuff....taking stuff too seriously. All the PAPSMEAR guys are jumping ship like rats on a sinking boat.

I mean, I played along and put the PAPSMEAR thing in my sig for laughs, and everybody who was promoting it doesn't have it in their sig now and I'm left here looking like the only guy on the boat who didn't get the message that it was sinking. Or would that be the only RAT who didn't get the message?

Thanks, guys, for making me look stupider than I normally make myself look on my own.

I'm an old toot and I don't accept change so easily as you punks do, so I'm leaving the PAPSMEAR thing in my sig, just to protest you wishy-washy kids and the pranks you don't have the stones to play out. :eek: :D

KT's, you guys are still the best for putting up with all our crap. I would never run one of these boards, I wouldn't want to regulate myself, much less all these clowns. :eek: :D

I only changed my sig at KT's request. I didn't leave the organization, as my heart still feels the passion and pride that is PAPSMEAR.:rolleyes:

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-07-2007, 07:22 AM
Wow, due to the fact that I had to get up this morning and be at work at 5AM, I see that I've missed quite a bit. One less member of the 5atexasfootball family, that's ill!

slorch
04-07-2007, 07:59 AM
WTF is going on here? :eek:

I've often wanted to disable signatures across the board...the idea seems better than ever...

control freak...:p

It has been pretty harmless as far as rifts go, and done much more in jest, than in true malice. Sarcasm on steroids, if you will...

slorch
04-07-2007, 08:06 AM
Wow, due to the fact that I had to get up this morning and be at work at 5AM, I see that I've missed quite a bit. One less member of the 5atexasfootball family, that's ill!

HOLY MOLY! I hadn't noticed until i read your post...

RIP Wide, unless he's a cat...

lonny23
04-07-2007, 08:45 AM
Please don't test the language filters...:p
Good one!:p

I'm on Page 2 right now, but I see Wide is banned again and this thread that I'm just reading for the first time isn't as good as I hoped it would be yet.

lonny23
04-07-2007, 08:47 AM
It's a GANG man...where have you been? Either you roll with us or get rolled over....now WHO'S side are YOU on?
I'm on my side. You can call it a coalition of one or whatever you want to call it.

lonny23
04-07-2007, 08:55 AM
The BOB formally, willingly and cheerfully dissolves it's membership for the greater good of this board. jtk discovered this board some 6 or 7 years ago when it was in it's infancy and there are times when jtk gets annoyed at the stupidity that has seemingly overwhelmed the boards. Perhaps civil conversation and debate is a fool's dream, but jtk will gladly keep working for it anyway.
If you're serious about all of this nice stuff, I'm cool with it. If it's all just a joke, then it's going to be funny when you say otherwise.

lonny23
04-07-2007, 09:06 AM
HOLY MOLY! I hadn't noticed until i read your post...

RIP Wide, unless he's a cat...
I'll miss Wide. I haven't been on the board for like 3 days so I don't know what did it this time.

I've missed all the recent coalition talk, but some of this stuff is funny.

ktCarl
04-07-2007, 10:24 AM
do not insult HUM's mom like that....totally uncalled for carl.:D kidding hum, put the gun down.

yea idk but i couldnt stop laughing so i knew i had to use it.

That's funny!!:D

Woof woof!!

ktCarl
04-07-2007, 10:25 AM
I took it down. Do we really need a new thread every time someone opens a beer? Just askin....Seems to be a lot of those posts lately as well.

I'll drink to that!

svhorns
04-07-2007, 12:44 PM
some of ya'll are just weird

mad_fan
04-07-2007, 01:09 PM
I'll drink to that!

:eek: At 9:25 in the morning...

slorch
04-07-2007, 01:31 PM
some of ya'll are just weird

says the man with the volleyball in his avatar...:D

jtk1519
04-07-2007, 01:41 PM
:eek: At 9:25 in the morning...

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

wide-e-wide
04-07-2007, 02:00 PM
HOLY MOLY! I hadn't noticed until i read your post...

RIP Wide, unless he's a cat...

That's cat daddy to you jarhead.

Favpack
04-07-2007, 02:03 PM
That's cat daddy to you jarhead.

Welcome back bro' - that was short-lived.

slorch
04-07-2007, 02:06 PM
(getting back up off the floor)
Thanks for the knot on my head bro...

slorch
04-07-2007, 02:07 PM
You make Morris blush...

CoveMom
04-07-2007, 02:10 PM
That's cat daddy to you jarhead.


I notice that you have lost your HOF status next to your avatar. Still listed in HOF under "Forum Leaders" tho. What's the deal?

wide-e-wide
04-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I notice that you have lost your HOF status next to your avatar. Still listed in HOF under "Forum Leaders" tho. What's the deal?

Don't know...maybe KT will hook it back up.

mad_fan
04-07-2007, 05:19 PM
Things have really changed since last night...:mad:
Who changed my sig and under what authority???:confused:
I suppose the avatar will go next...it's not 'popular' either...
Some even find it downright offensive...;)

mad_fan
04-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Don't know...maybe KT will hook it back up.

Welcome to my Galaxy...

elprezidente
04-07-2007, 05:24 PM
Things have really changed since last night...:mad:
Who changed my sig and under what authority???:confused:
I suppose the avatar will go next...it's not 'popular' either...
Some even find it downright offensive...;)

theres like three of em! lets jus start the revolt already. pack up will fallow :D :p

Matthew 2000 Eagle
04-07-2007, 06:09 PM
:eek: At 9:25 in the morning...

Hey mad, you know some people start early. If it weren't for me being at work that early, well, NOBODY BEATS THE BULL!:D

CoveMom
04-07-2007, 06:50 PM
Welcome to my Galaxy...

Beauxwide-e-wideGeezy has left the Galaxy. :D He's back in the hall.

wide-e-wide
04-07-2007, 07:33 PM
Beauxwide-e-wideGeezy has left the Galaxy. :D He's back in the hall.

I looked around...noticed madfan was there...and got the hell outta' there.

lonny23
04-08-2007, 05:27 AM
Welcome back bro' - that was short-lived.
I didn't realize it was a 1 night thing until I saw it on another thread.

Texas Hammer
04-08-2007, 06:50 AM
:mad: ;)

I've been running this site for, what, seven years now and in that time we've seen some strange stuff on the board. I mean strange.

Remember the poster YourNextLover in our first or second season? The heated debate between myself and RebelGranny, etc., etc., etc.?

However, this coalition business takes the cake. I never thought I'd see the day when the cunning posters of 5A would divide into cliques. The absolute last thing we need in this world are more committees.

I'd like to propose that all coalitions dissolve, and that we all become one 5A family once again.

Some have asked me, "What is acceptable smack?" and my response is always the same. Keep the personal attacks and "Cousin f'er", "sheep humper" comments out of it. Can we do that? I don't know because eventually someone always pushes too far, someone's feelings get hurt and the thread gets locked.

Regardless, I believe we need to take down the coalitions. They are but fronts which attempt to mask the true issues in my opinion.

Things like the Longhorn-Aggie debate do annoy me because I've got high expectations for the board. I believe this can be a place where people actually get good discussion instead of the same crap you often see on non-moderated boards where people couldn't care less what gets posted. I happen to believe you guys have much more knowledge beyond tired catch phrases such as "aggy", "whorn", etc. , etc.

Champ and I do care and like doing this, and we're here to stay. We've done it seven years now for fun. We believe we have some of the best posters you will find on the subject of football. Many of you have played the game, or have had kids play. You have a lot to offer the board. The ones who don't offer anything, and are here just to start flame wars get banned very quickly. We keep the rest of you around for a reason.

In conclusion, get out from behind your coalition fronts and let's meet in the middle on this deal.

Thanks and Merry Easter,

KT2000
5A Texas Football.com Founder, Co-Owner
Peace and Harmony Movement
Mr. KT2000,

Who is this nail person? I don't recall ever meeting him/her.

Respectfully,
Texas Hammer

mad_fan
04-08-2007, 07:39 AM
I looked around...noticed madfan was there...and got the hell outta' there.

Just as well...the beer fridge in my galaxy is too small for the both of us...

lonny23
04-08-2007, 07:56 AM
Just as well...the beer fridge in my galaxy is too small for the both of us...
I don't think they make a big enough fridge!:p

mad_fan
04-08-2007, 08:00 AM
I don't think they make a big enough fridge!:p

Mine was manufactued by a company named Walkin....

lonny23
04-08-2007, 08:02 AM
Mine was manufactued by a company named Walkin....
You put beer in the closet?:eek:

Doesn't it get warm?:D

Now, THAT'S dedication!

mad_fan
04-08-2007, 08:05 AM
You put beer in the closet?:eek:

Doesn't it get warm?:D

Now, THAT'S dedication!

haha...a closet manufacturer:confused:
do they make post holes and sky hooks too...:p

mad_fan
04-08-2007, 08:10 AM
On second thought...
I guess for you a A-Bag is kinda a manufactured closet...:p

lonny23
04-08-2007, 11:36 AM
haha...a closet manufacturer:confused:
do they make post holes and sky hooks too...:p
Sky hooks went out with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!:p

lonny23
04-08-2007, 11:38 AM
On second thought...
I guess for you a A-Bag is kinda a manufactured closet...:p
That's very true for these dry countries in the Middle East!:D

You always see people make friends with coalition forces just to get some alcohol!:D

BlackandRed05
04-08-2007, 11:44 AM
That's very true for these dry countries in the Middle East!:D

You always see people make friends with coalition forces just to get some alcohol!:D

Theres the answer to peace in the middle east and our oil shortage. The " Oil for Alcohol " treaty.

HUM398
04-08-2007, 05:04 PM
do not insult HUM's mom like that....totally uncalled for carl.:D kidding hum, put the gun down.

yea idk but i couldnt stop laughing so i knew i had to use it.

My mother has better teeth.

elprezidente
04-08-2007, 05:12 PM
My mother has better teeth.

yea i know :eek: :eek: :eek:

ok ok no more. that one crossed the line. im done

GoOwls
04-09-2007, 03:26 AM
Well, I still don't know what happened, but I have figured out that the KT's don't like the PAP....stuff, so I'm changing my sig....for them.

You kids almost got me in trouble.....shame...shame...shame....:eek: :D