Ok, let's have one thread

[garlandowl08]

That anytime someone feels themselves getting into an A&M/Texas debate, they can come read this and then just realize how stupid it all is.

[garlandowl08]

12-7

[garlandowl08]

12-7

Texas series smack

[SV61]

That anytime someone feels themselves getting into an A&M/Texas debate, they can come read this and then just realize how stupid it all is.


Me, next:

CKE wears MAROON undies!!!!

:eek:

;)

[garlandowl08]

Time machine smack

[garlandowl08]

Texas has BBall scoreboard

[SV61]

Time machine smack


That would be 1939 smack.

[garlandowl08]

What happens next?

[garlandowl08]

That would be 1939 smack.

No i was saying A&M says 12-7, texas says series ownage, A&M says texas is using the time machine, texas says they have scoreboard over us in basketball...what next?

[SV61]

What happens next?

Isn't this the part, where Aggies get called crotch grabbing, dog burying, sheep lovers?

Something like that, I think.

I forgot inbred, racist, <insert insult of the day here>, etc.

[garlandowl08]

Isn't this the part, where Aggies get called crotch grabbing, dog burying, sheep lovers?

Something like that, I think.

I forgot inbred, racist, <insert insult of the day here>, etc.

Ah yes, thats it

then Ags call horns gay hippies...

[SV61]

Ah yes, thats it

then Ags call horns gay hippies...

That's right, Ags question Horns bathing habits, and hygiene in general.

Time to bring in the 6th Street varmits. Talk about them a while. Then onto how liberal the Texas Campus is.

Next?

[CKE]

Me, next:

CKE wears MAROON undies!!!!

:eek:

;)

yep just so i can rub my *** on aggy all day;)

[SV61]

yep just so i can rub my *** on aggy all day;)

LOL

:p

[mad_fan]

Isn't this the part, where Aggies get called crotch grabbing, dog burying, sheep lovers?

Something like that, I think.

I forgot inbred, racist, <insert insult of the day here>, etc.

We'll have to check with the...
Man-
Wildlife
Love
Foundation...

[Mad Hatter]

Texas hgas female cheerleaders....nuff said

[HUM398]

This thread is Stupid.

[wide-e-wide]

I have to give Sooners fans props here. They may be married to their cousins and live in double-wides...but they can take a joke....and they know how to fight back without crying.
That is why OU is our rival.
Well that and the fact that they are actually relevant in the football world.

[KT2000]

I've got about 50 locked threads I can link to, and save ourselves the trouble here.

[CKE]

I've got about 50 locked threads I can link to, and save ourselves the trouble here.

lets see the link :cool:

[KT2000]

lets see the link :cool:

I don't have time to link all the threads I've closed, but then again, it might run me up to football season...

[mad_fan]

I've got about 50 locked threads I can link to, and save ourselves the trouble here.

It's really no trouble...

For the posters...:D

[wide-e-wide]

I don't have time to link all the threads I've closed, but then again, it might run me up to football season...

Just click on "wide-e-wide"...and then click "find all posts"...should save you quite a bit of trouble.

[SV61]

Just click on "wide-e-wide"...and then click "find all posts"...should save you quite a bit of trouble.

LOL

I almost forgot about the Bevo crappin in front of 80,000 people angle.

(Thanks Slorch, I believe it was that reminded me)

So, then, to be fair, I have to then interject the old "Since we can only have one rival, then OU is our rival" Texas smack. Thanks to Widie for that one. Since a school can only have one rival, then the game between A&M and Texas is no big deal. Ask ANY Longhorn or Aggie fan.

Let's see?

Aggies don't know how to prepare for Hurricanes.

Longhorns smoke too much pot.

Oh, then, Aggies will smoke too much pot. Gotta keep up with big brother, you know.

Aggies are a cult.

Longhorns have no tradition. Don't want to be seen as a cult. I mean, other than beating A&M at everything, they don't have any traditions. BUT, according to Longhorn, who is counting?

Aggies are too damn conservative.

Longhorns are too damn liberal.

Aggies are a bunch of stupid, working class hillbillies.

Longhorns are all obnoxious, rich snobs.

A&M Lives to destroy Texas.

Texas Lives to destroy A&M, but doesn't want anybody to know about it. Might be preceived as a cult.

What else, guys?

PooooooooooooooR Aggy.

S'up, Sip?

Burnt Orange Sux.

Maroon Sux.

I have already mentioned the more obvious cuts earlier.

You know, dead dogs, scoreboards, time and dates, (Longhorns)

Alternative lifestyles, hygiene practices, Chemically enhanced ways of life, (Aggies)

Oh, this just in: Now Longhorns can revel in the leaving of one Billy Gillispie, write "funny" stuff about it, and then remind everyone how Aggie is obsessed with Longhorn misfortunes!

It works both ways guys. And with this being my first "off season" with 5ATexasFootball, I can only speculate, that it is like this EVERY Off-Season.

:)

[garlandowl08]

LOL

I almost forgot about the Bevo crappin in front of 80,000 people angle.

(Thanks Slorch, I believe it was that reminded me)

So, then, to be fair, I have to then interject the old "Since we can only have one rival, then OU is our rival" Texas smack. Thanks to Widie for that one. Since a school can only have one rival, then the game between A&M and Texas is no big deal. Ask ANY Longhorn or Aggie fan.

Let's see?

Aggies don't know how to prepare for Hurricanes.

Longhorns smoke too much pot.

Oh, then, Aggies will smoke too much pot. Gotta keep up with big brother, you know.

Aggies are a cult.

Longhorns have no tradition. Don't want to be seen as a cult. I mean, other than beating A&M at everything, they don't have any traditions. BUT, according to Longhorn, who is counting?

Aggies are too damn conservative.

Longhorns are too damn liberal.

Aggies are a bunch of stupid, working class hillbillies.

Longhorns are all abnoxious, rich snobs.

A&M Lives to destroy Texas.

Texas Lives to destroy A&M, but doesn't want anybody to know about it. Might be preceived as a cult.

What else, guys?

PooooooooooooooR Aggy.

S'up, Sip?

Burnt Orange Sux.

Maroon Sux.

I have already mentioned the more obvious cuts earlier.

You know, dead dogs, scoreboards, time and dates, (Longhorns)

Alternative lifestyles, hygiene practices, Chemically enhanced ways of life, (Aggies)

Oh, this just in: Now Longhorns can revel in the leaving of one Billy Gillispie, write "funny" stuff about it, and then remind everyone how Aggie is obsessed with Longhorn misfortunes!

It works both ways guys. And with this being my first "off season" with 5ATexasFootball, I can only speculate, that it is like this EVERY Off-Season.

:)

That is the stuff I'm talking about :p When you read all that it realyl shows how dumb the arguments are.