Cowgirl Jokes

[Reaganrattler07]

Question:What's the difference between cowboy fans and puppies?

Answer:Puppies eventually stop crying

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Question: What's the difference between the Cowboys and Vampires?

Answer: Nothing. They both suck!

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Question: Four Cowgirls in a police car...who's driving?

Answer: The police officer...

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If anyone's got anymore, share'em!

[dragons08]

you trying to get wideman banned right away?

[Reaganrattler07]

you trying to get wideman banned right away?

Nope...just trying to inspire the 'Girls vs. 'Skins week.

[dragons08]

Nope...just trying to inspire the 'Girls vs. 'Skins week.
so if oyu lose, what do we say, you got beat by some girls?

[Reaganrattler07]

so if oyu lose, what do we say, you got beat by some girls?

Haha, I say we got a new QB :p

[Hdshrinker]

Question:What's the difference between cowboy fans and puppies?

Answer:Puppies eventually stop crying

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Question: What's the difference between the Cowboys and Vampires?

Answer: Nothing. They both suck!

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Question: Four Cowgirls in a police car...who's driving?

Answer: The police officer...

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If anyone's got anymore, share'em!



What happens to a Redskin fan when he realizes he has no season AGAIN??

He starts trying to take the Cowboys down to his level........ANY way he can.

[Reaganrattler07]

What happens to a Redskin fan when he realizes he has no season AGAIN??

He starts trying to take the Cowboys down to his level........ANY way he can.

Haha...that was a good one actually.

Maybe last night I was speaking a lil too harshly....I haven't totally written off this season. Ramsey may still return. And Brunell may prove to be good for the team. Gibbs is now using a "zero-tolerance" policy towards turn-overs...just ask Antonio Brown that.

[Reaganrattler07]

Got a new one...just so you all know the max IQ is 200....mentally handicapped i believe is under 85 or 90 i believe...

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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "200."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "145"
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "50."
Albert responds, "How about them Cowboys?"

[ThEgReAtOnE]

Got a new one...just so you all know the max IQ is 200....mentally handicapped i believe is under 85 or 90 i believe...

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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "200."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "145"
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "50."
Albert responds, "How about them Cowboys?"

In response...

What do you call 55 people huddled around the t.v. watching the NFC Championship?

The Washington Redskins

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Why is Patrick Ramsey unable to answer the phone?

He can't find the receiver.

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Four Washington Redskins in a car, who's driving?

Whose ever girlfriend doesn't have a black eye.

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How do the Redskins win another game this season?

Blank their schedule.

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What do you call the Redskins after a Dallas vs Redskin game?

Abused.

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How many Redskins does it take to lose a football game?

Apparently, all of them.

[GTown02]

Got a new one...just so you all know the max IQ is 200....mentally handicapped i believe is under 85 or 90 i believe...

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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "200."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "145"
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "50."
Albert responds, "How about them Cowboys?"
Rather funny... but mental hadicapped is like 70 and below... not 85-90.

[CoveFan05]

Haha, I say we got a new QB :p
Well after we win I say we got a nex qb...Drew Bledsoe!!!

[wide-e-wide]

Haha, I say we got a new QB :p


No actually you have an OLD QB...just like Dallas.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

No actually you have an OLD QB...just like Dallas.

I think in a year or two, Mr. Brees will be ready to slide on over to the Boys!!! If not, Marcus Vick will probably leave after his third year which will put him in the 2007 NFL Draft and.....and Oh yeah, Adrian Peterson will be in that same draft, coming out after his junior year!!

I say pick up Drees in a trade...or free agency....then select Adrian Peterson as the first pick of the 2007 draft. Sounds good to me!!

Cowboys just need to lose all next year to get that 1st overall selection. And if they trade with San Diego, it needs to be for a 1st round and/or 2nd round pick in the 2008 draft.

It's called "Corporate Influence". Just think of it as a business!!

[wide-e-wide]

It's called ...we already have a running back...Julius Jones.
And one sooner (Roy Williams) superstar meets our quota for
land thieves thank you.
Brees wouldn't be bad though.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

It's called ...we already have a running back...Julius Jones.
And one sooner (Roy Williams) superstar meets our quota for
land thieves thank you.
Brees wouldn't be bad though.

Julius isn't bad....but Adrian might be outta-sight! Julius showed to be a little injury prone for about 70% of last season. I want to see him finish the entire season.

Oh, and you know there's a chance another UT prospect will be in that 2007 draft? If he's smart he'll stay in Austin until 2007....

up in the sky....it's a bird....it's a plane....it's...it's ....

...Rhett Bomar!...sike...

Tha Head Banger....aka.....The Buckeye Shaker......aka.....The Quadrupal Threat...aka....Dolemite, in Burnt Orange....aka....Superfly, the Pimpest QB.....aka.....Superman, baby....Superman!!!

VINCENT YOUNGGGGG!!!!!!! [cue the Superfly intro]