View Full Version : A Celebration of all things Wide
BlackandRed05
02-05-2007, 11:59 PM
Wide, I respect you for honoring your bet. You are a big man for this.
In a tribute to you , I ask that everyone post one favorite moment of talking with Wide.
DragonBand06
02-06-2007, 12:00 AM
Wide, I respect you for honoring your bet. You are a big man for this.
In a tribute to you , I ask that everyone post one favorite moment of talking with Wide.
"DB06, you are Aggie, not Aggy" -Wide :D
K-Rock
02-06-2007, 12:01 AM
Wide dogging some guy about saying Dallas had Andre Ware at Defensive End was funny.:D
DragonBand06
02-06-2007, 12:01 AM
"DB06, you are Aggie, not Aggy" -Wide :D
Seriously though, Wide has some of the best comebacks I think I've ever seen; El Prez takes a close second. ;)
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:03 AM
Wide dont go man. Make it until baseball season or soemthing. It was one game that means nothing. Not worth leaving in my opinion.
Too many favorite memories of wide on this board to just single out one. I would have to say the Lip-gloss comment is up there with the best of em.
t-long20
02-06-2007, 12:04 AM
heres a funny one from wide
What the hell does growing up have to do with anything in this discussion?
You TELL me to grow up and get over the rivalry. In that regard NO I will never grow up. I enjoy the rivalry as do tens of thousands of other NCAA football fans.
Oh heavens I'm being told to grow up by a guy who can't pass the Writing portion of the TAKS test. Do yourself a favor kid...have someone else type your resume for you. And make sure they don't leave out the part where you are 10X the football player.
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:04 AM
Seriously though, Wide has some of the best comebacks I think I've ever seen; El Prez takes a close second. ;)
You have a man crush don't you.... ?
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 12:04 AM
What happened? What did wide bet now?
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:07 AM
What happened? What did wide bet now?
someone said I would be sober by this time and Wide said not the case. he lost. i got side tracked during the game and forgot i needed to drink.
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 12:08 AM
someone said I would be sober by this time and Wide said not the case. he lost. i got side tracked during the game and forgot i needed to drink.
I've never been so disappointed in you. :mad:
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:08 AM
What happened? What did wide bet now?
That Texas would win tonight... bet was one year posting Privileges... You lose your gone for One year.
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 12:10 AM
That Texas would win tonight... bet was one year posting Privileges... You lose your gone for One year.
Are you f'n kidding me?! Wide, you freakin' moron! QUIT BETTING!!
CoveMom
02-06-2007, 12:10 AM
Wide dont go man. Make it until baseball season or soemthing. It was one game that means nothing. Not worth leaving in my opinion.
Too many favorite memories of wide on this board to just single out one. I would have to say the Lip-gloss comment is up there with the best of em.
I log out for 30 minutes and BAM!!! I miss "soemthing" here? What bet? Whatchootalkin' bout there Willis (farmerfan)????? Where's Wide going? Does that mean BeauGeezy is coming back? What will happen next week? Join us here................oh, nm.
What happened?
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:10 AM
I've never been so disappointed in you. :mad:
you're telling me. im fixing it now and quickly though. shotgunnin like crazy right now
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:11 AM
Are you f'n kidding me?! Wide, you freakin' moron! QUIT BETTING!!
It took some Big Cojones for that bet, thats all i got to say.
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:11 AM
That Texas would win tonight... bet was one year posting Privileges... You lose your gone for One year.
make it until opening day. that will be long enough plus sakatha likes baseball and Wide is the greatest of many great baseball fans on this board.
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:12 AM
you're telling me. im fixing it now and quickly though. shotgunnin like crazy right now
GO FARMER!
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:12 AM
It took some Big Cojones for that bet, thats all i got to say.
i just thought of forrest gump with that last one man ;) not that you are forrest just couldnt help but think of that line he uses in the movie.
t-long20
02-06-2007, 12:12 AM
you're telling me. im fixing it now and quickly though. shotgunnin like crazy right now
so did wide bet between you staying sober or the longhorns winning the game?
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 12:13 AM
you're telling me. im fixing it now and quickly though. shotgunnin like crazy right now
I can't be too hard on you. I forgot about the game all together. :o Wide sent me a PM about it and it dawned on me that I forgot about it. Game was over. :mad:
God I hate football's offseason. :(
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:13 AM
make it until opening day. that will be long enough plus sakatha likes baseball and Wide is the greatest of many great baseball fans on this board.
Sounds good to me...Boy do i love baseball....its going to suck if Wide ain't around
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:14 AM
i just thought of forrest gump with that last one man ;) not that you are forrest just couldnt help but think of that line he uses in the movie.
I take that as a compliment...
"thats all i got to say about that."
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:17 AM
I take that as a compliment...
"thats all i got to say about that."
now if only I could start running. maybe thats the fixture to my problem. Ill run accross the country then BOOM everything will be resolved.
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:18 AM
Sounds good to me...Boy do i love baseball....its going to suck if Wide ain't around
agree, we need him around for baseball.
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:20 AM
now if only I could start running. maybe thats the fixture to my problem. Ill run accross the country then BOOM everything will be resolved.
Its funny how he just stopped running all of a sudden. i mean, your running for 3 years and then decided to stop in the middle of the desert....Why couldnt it be next to a ice cream shop... Or a Bar.
CoveMom
02-06-2007, 12:24 AM
Its funny how he just stopped running all of a sudden. i mean, your running for 3 years and then decided to stop in the middle of the desert....Why couldnt it be next to a ice cream shop... Or a Bar.
"stupid is as stupid does"
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:24 AM
Its funny how he just stopped running all of a sudden. i mean, your running for 3 years and then decided to stop in the middle of the desert....Why couldnt it be next to a ice cream shop... Or a Bar.
hahahaha
Lt Dan Ice cream, Ice Cream Lt Dan.
DragonBand06
02-06-2007, 12:28 AM
You have a man crush don't you.... ?
Only for VY and Romo :D
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:31 AM
hahahaha
Lt Dan Ice cream, Ice Cream Lt Dan.
Hahahaha.. .. I laugh so hard every time i watch that movie
" How does it feel to be an All-American"
"ive got to pee"
HUM398
02-06-2007, 12:32 AM
hahahaha
Lt Dan Ice cream, Ice Cream Lt Dan.
"Their sending my to Vietnam, Its this whole other country"
wide-e-wide
02-06-2007, 12:41 AM
Hijacking my funeral thread with Forrest Gump?:eek:haha!! Say it ain't so...
On that note I'm going to bed...holler at y'all later.
AZTiger
02-06-2007, 12:45 AM
I'm going to committ message board suicide on a day where things aren't goin my way so I can have a steady stream of sunshine pumped up my *** :)
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 12:50 AM
I'm going to committ message board suicide on a day where things aren't goin my way so I can have a steady stream of sunshine pumped up my *** :)
I'll get the shovel.
AZTiger
02-06-2007, 12:54 AM
I'll get the shovel.
no way, i've got too much goin for me these days...more than most of you schmucks anyhow ;)
jtk1519
02-06-2007, 01:06 AM
no way, i've got too much goin for me these days...more than most of you schmucks anyhow ;)
So what the hell am I supposed to do with this shovel?! :mad:
twcpfan1
02-06-2007, 01:07 AM
AZTiger is a funny guy. (meant in a good way)
AZTiger
02-06-2007, 01:09 AM
So what the hell am I supposed to do with this shovel?! :mad:
Ever wanted to dig to China? :)
slorch
02-06-2007, 08:00 AM
Lest anyone forget, and JTK back me up on this, I am the one who brought out the "OU hat photo" revelation from ole Wide himself. We were talking about moments of weakness or something and here comes the story. I felt like Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men" when he got the confession out of Col. Jessup.
JTK writes a few posts later to Wide, " You are dead to me now."
Here's to Wide, one of the ornriest(sp) SOBs to ever make a post on the board, but also an honest and stand-up guy.
semper Fi, bro.
HUM398
02-06-2007, 10:49 AM
Hijacking my funeral thread with Forrest Gump?:eek:haha!! Say it ain't so...
On that note I'm going to bed...holler at y'all later.
Farmer started it...
Damn it Wide....what did I tell you about writing checks your a@@ can't cash....a whole YEAR? 365 or until football season starts?
I'm gonna break every Man-Law known to man....but Damn it....In Memory of Wide-e-Wide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdiG1RlewIA
I'm taking this thread Hostage.....Release Wide and I'll stop. Allow hin to Dishonor this Stupid bet.....you've been warned....here is my first warning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8c8nsyzCU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XqLHFN2BSQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3odpt021Rdo
HUM398
02-06-2007, 11:04 AM
Make him stop!
Make him stop!
I can go all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlTosh7UglM
Wideman...this ones for YOU Bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyRW5apXUT8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFuBncAKjJE
Hey TheGreatOne....still think Deon should be #1 after this cameo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp6W12QQbE
HUM398
02-06-2007, 11:28 AM
http://www.wild.com/assets/fans/Gump.jpg
HUM398
02-06-2007, 11:35 AM
Lt Dan: have you found Jesus yet gump?
Forest Gump: i didnt know i was suppose to be looking for him sir
another....
Bubba: You ever been on a shrimp Boat
Gump: No, but i seen a real big boat.
hahahaha!... what an idiot.
another one..... I cant stop for some reason.
Gump: im sorry i runied your New years eve party, SHE tasted like cigarettes
ok... im done.
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:48 PM
Her dream had come true, she was a folk singer
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:49 PM
Lt Dan what are you doing here?
Im here to try out my swimming legs
But Lt. Dan you aint got no legs
Yes Gump I'm aware of that
farmerfan
02-06-2007, 12:50 PM
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Favpack
02-06-2007, 04:22 PM
My take is that taking that bet was nothing more than a moment of insanity -
innocent by reason of insanity your honor. The defense humbly asks for 8 hours of 5A.com community service - no chore is too trivial - deleting homer threads; downsizing sig. fonts; - anything your honor.
My take is that taking that bet was nothing more than a moment of insanity -
innocent by reason of insanity your honor. The defense humbly asks for 8 hours of 5A.com community service - no chore is too trivial - deleting homer threads; downsizing sig. fonts; - anything your honor.
That....or be pelted with more 80's videos tomorrow......
Favpack
02-06-2007, 04:26 PM
That....or be pelted with more 80's videos tomorrow......
Yeah, either will stop a case of insanity bets.
Yeah, either will stop a case of insanity bets.
IF Wide was Drunk...the bet should be Null and Void....his track record speaks for itself...we all KNOW he will honor the bet...he's a man of his word...we have to dishonor it.
Sakatha
02-06-2007, 04:30 PM
My take is that taking that bet was nothing more than a moment of insanity -
innocent by reason of insanity your honor. The defense humbly asks for 8 hours of 5A.com community service - no chore is too trivial - deleting homer threads; downsizing sig. fonts; - anything your honor.
He wasn't drunk. He was confindent his Horns would win. So much so that he refused the 8.5( not that it mattered ) that I wanted to spot him, as it was the gametime line...
~DnM
He wasn't drunk. He was confindent his Horns would win. So much so that he refused the 8.5( not that it mattered ) that I wanted to spot him, as it was the gametime line...
~DnM
That Cocky SOB....lol
Favpack
02-06-2007, 04:39 PM
He wasn't drunk. He was confindent his Horns would win. So much so that he refused the 8.5( not that it mattered ) that I wanted to spot him, as it was the gametime line...
~DnM
Obviously you found the man's Achilles Heel - or mouse - what sane person bets against a baller named Acie? Precisely.
HUM398
02-06-2007, 05:52 PM
Obviously you found the man's Achilles Heel - or mouse - what sane person bets against a baller named Acie? Precisely.
I would... If it were Florida vs. Texas A&M. I hate Florida, but those guys are beasts.
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