Ask me a question...

[wide-e-wide]

I have all the answers...

One at a time folks...let's hear it.
Who's first?

[RocketTRN]

Chevy or Ford?

[jakerz]

SLC or Aggy?

[wide-e-wide]

Chevy or Ford?

Chevy for a few reasons

My ex-wife's Dad owns one of the largest Ford dealerships in Texas...that alone is enough to make me hate Fords.

My Dad is a Chevy man...it's in my blood I guess.

Who's next?

[wide-e-wide]

SLC or Aggy?

SLC but only because their old coach is a Longhorn.

[Sacred Ground]

Should Rick Perry be recalled for being an idiot?

[lonny23]

Rick Perry or George W. Bush?:p

[wide-e-wide]

Should Rick Perry be recalled for being an idiot?

Rick Perry is aggy...I think that's enough punishment for one man to endure...don't you?

[wide-e-wide]

Rick Perry or George W. Bush?:p

Dubya...but only because I like to say Duuubya in a really thick East Texas accent.



Real questions people...don't ask my opinion...I want questions damn you.

[TXFOOSBALL]

SLC but only because their old coach is a Longhorn.

that made me laugh...I have had a couple too many tonight though. I am in a weekend class from 9-4 sat and sun. Its a wine tasting class and we tried 15 wines today and 20 tomorrow(yes this is a part of my degree). You are supposwd to spit most of the wines out but I chose to sawallow most of them. After class i had to continuie the buzz. Damn I have to start drinking for class tomorrow at 9am. long night.

ok wide.... Astros World series or Longhorn National championship?

[DragonBand06]

Boxers or Briefs?

[DragonBand06]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[BlackandRed05]

Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworths........ syrup, that is.

[BlackandRed05]

that made me laugh...I have had a couple too many tonight though. I am in a weekend class from 9-4 sat and sun. Its a wine tasting class and we tried 15 wines today and 20 tomorrow(yes this is a part of my degree). You are supposwd to spit most of the wines out but I chose to sawallow most of them. After class i had to continuie the buzz. Damn I have to start drinking for class tomorrow at 9am. long night.

ok wide.... Astros World series or Longhorn National championship?

You are lucky. I would strive for a masters degree if they would award one.

[wide-e-wide]

that made me laugh...I have had a couple too many tonight though. I am in a weekend class from 9-4 sat and sun. Its a wine tasting class and we tried 15 wines today and 20 tomorrow(yes this is a part of my degree). You are supposwd to spit most of the wines out but I chose to sawallow most of them. After class i had to continuie the buzz. Damn I have to start drinking for class tomorrow at 9am. long night.

ok wide.... Astros World series or Longhorn National championship?

drinking your way to a degree?...I did that too. ha!!

that's a tough question...
I would have to say Astros World Series Championship....because who knows when that could happen again?

[RocketTRN]

Here's one for you wide....


How many licks does it take to get...or mayb this isn't G rated...(well G in a diff way...)

[wide-e-wide]

Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs and you've been hanging out with jtk too much.

[wide-e-wide]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Absolutely nothing because Klondike bars are the f'n worst ice cream bar in the history of frozen sweet milk and chocolate.

[jakerz]

Houston Street or Major Applewhite?


Better player? and better name?

[wide-e-wide]

Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworths........ syrup, that is.

Aunt Jemima did have some gadunka-dunk...but Mrs. Butterworths is the obvious choice here.


REAL QUESTIONS PEOPLE...do you want me to stop?...because I can stop. Then who will you get your answers from? Lonny? I think not...you had better take advantage of my wisdom while I'm feeling generous. Don't squander this opportunity with questions about freaking pancake syrup and aggy.

NOW BRING IT

[TXFOOSBALL]

drinking your way to a degree?...I did that too. ha!!

that's a tough question...
I would have to say Astros World Series Championship....because who knows when that could happen again?

Nice...I want to see that Astros world series real bad. I was born at Texas womens hospital in Houston and when I was born, my dad showed me the astrodome from the window immediately after I was born.

[Sacred Ground]

Where are the most expensive seats as a bullfight?

[wide-e-wide]

Houston Street or Major Applewhite?


Better player? and better name?

Player: Huston that's easy...the guy totally owned the NCAA

Name: Major that's easy...c'mon if that's not a QB's name I don't know what is...well it's not Colt McCoy..but it's still pretty damn good.

[RocketTRN]

Aunt Jemima did have some gadunka-dunk...but Mrs. Butterworths is the obvious choice here.


REAL QUESTIONS PEOPLE...do you want me to stop?...because I can stop. Then who will you get your answers from? Lonny? I think not...you had better take advantage of my wisdom while I'm feeling generous. Don't squander this opportunity with questions about freaking pancake syrup and aggy.

NOW BRING IT

K was I smart to sell my 1994 Chevrolet 1500 w/ 350ci V8 for 2400? (problems with it can be found in the MY TRUCK thread...)

Then was it wise to spend that 2400 on a 1995 Chevrolet 1500 Ext Cab w/ 305ci V8? (needs tailgate and will need new tires soon. 1 or 2 tears in the seats.)

[BlackandRed05]

Aunt Jemima did have some gadunka-dunk...but Mrs. Butterworths is the obvious choice here.


REAL QUESTIONS PEOPLE...do you want me to stop?...because I can stop. Then who will you get your answers from? Lonny? I think not...you had better take advantage of my wisdom while I'm feeling generous. Don't squander this opportunity with questions about freaking pancake syrup and aggy.

NOW BRING IT

I was looking for advice, I gotta eat breakfast in the morning!!

[wide-e-wide]

Where are the most expensive seats as a bullfight?

The seats behind Julio Iglesias...he does his own personal play by play to the tune of "To all the girls I've loved before"

[BlackandRed05]

OK, Blondes or Brunettes?

[jakerz]

Would you rather have sex with a "Guy" or a "Guerilla"? You know...like the ape thingy. Not the aggy version

[Sacred Ground]

The seats behind Julio Iglesias...he does his own personal play by play to the tune of "To all the girls I've loved before"

Ha,ha,ha. That's a funny answer Wide.

Here's another;

Who jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge?

[RocketTRN]

i asked a serious question...where's my answer? (yes that's another question i want an answer to...)

[wide-e-wide]

K was I smart to sell my 1994 Chevrolet 1500 w/ 350ci V8 for 2400? (problems with it can be found in the MY TRUCK thread...)

Then was it wise to spend that 2400 on a 1995 Chevrolet 1500 Ext Cab w/ 305ci V8? (needs tailgate and will need new tires soon. 1 or 2 tears in the seats.)

Only if the flux capacitor is still completely intact...if the 1500 cannot support the 1.21 jiggawatts necessary for launching into time travel then 86 the deal...if it is then get it up to 88 and you should have no problems...the 350ci is impressive but I prefer the advanced 2+2=5 XJ900 edition that Honda just brought out.

[Sacred Ground]

Why are blonde jokes so short?

[wide-e-wide]

Ha,ha,ha. That's a funny answer Wide.

Here's another;

Who jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge?

Billy Joe McAllister but there is more to the story. Billy was drunk...he was just beggin' for somebody to push him off.

[RocketTRN]

Only if the flux capacitor is still completely intact...if the 1500 cannot support the 1.21 jiggawatts necessary for launching into time travel then 86 the deal...if it is then get it up to 88 and you should have no problems...the 350ci is impressive but I prefer the advanced 2+2=5 XJ900 edition that Honda just brought out.

lol.

I miss that 350 (except the gas mileage...)

It had a great sound, really deep.

[wide-e-wide]

OK, Blondes or Brunettes?

Brunettes
But I'm married to a blonde who is actually a brunette but she dyes her hair blonde even though she knows I prefer brunettes. Guess it's her way of telling me she wants me to leave.:eek:

[BlackandRed05]

Billy Joe McAllister but there is more to the story. Billy was drunk...he was just beggin' for somebody to push him off.

I thought Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle. Oh wait, thats another song.

[wide-e-wide]

Would you rather have sex with a "Guy" or a "Guerilla"? You know...like the ape thingy. Not the aggy version

Has aggy been screwing apes again?

Now what do you want to know?...a guy or a go-rilla? Hell that's easy man...I'd tear that go-rilla up.

[dragons08]

whhhhhhat is uup yooo?

[wide-e-wide]

I thought Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle. Oh wait, thats another song.

Same Billy Joe...he started drinking because he caught Bobbi Sue and Bobby McGee naked with money.

[Sacred Ground]

Brunettes
But I'm married to a blonde who is actually a brunette but she dyes her hair blonde even though she knows I prefer brunettes. Guess it's her way of telling me she wants me to leave.:eek:

Huh??? :confused: :D

Here's another;

What did Otto Titzling invent?

[wide-e-wide]

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So red-heads can remember them.

[BlackandRed05]

Same Billy Joe...he started drinking because he caught Bobbi Sue and Bobby McGee naked with money.

Billy Joe had his priorities screwed up!!!

[wide-e-wide]

Huh??? :confused: :D

Here's another;

What did Otto Titzling invent?

That shiny stuff that you put on your Christmas tree...and while he was waiting for that to take off he had an idea that later became the bra.

[jakerz]

I'm just laughing...

[wide-e-wide]

Billy Joe had his priorities screwed up!!!

I blame Billie Jean for the whole debacle. The kid was obviously not his son...but she claimed that he was the one. That's what drove him to jump...JMO

[Sacred Ground]

What's the great and proud claim to fame of Thomas Crapper?

[BlackandRed05]

What's the great and proud claim to fame of Thomas Crapper?

This guys last name is CRAPPER???

[wide-e-wide]

What's the great and proud claim to fame of Thomas Crapper?



Good ol' Tommy that guy could really blow up a public pisser couldn't he?
We used to give him hell boy...Crap on...Crap off...Crap on Crap off...it's Crapper. He would get so pissed at us.

[Sacred Ground]

What sport do you rack your balls in?

[BlackandRed05]

Stevie Ray Vaughan or Eric Clapton?

[wide-e-wide]

What sport do you rack your balls in?

For me it's usually skateboarding but I've heard of guys doing this in billiards as well.

[wide-e-wide]

Stevie Ray Vaughan or Eric Clapton?

SRV ...it's close but the Texas factor pushes Stevie right past Clapton.

[Sacred Ground]

What does a polyorchid man have?

[BlackandRed05]

What does a polyorchid man have?

Thats just Crazy

[jtk1519]

Briefs and you've been hanging out with jtk too much.

Holla!

Hey wide... You have a daughter (I'm assuming. If you don't assume along with me). She's of dating age and brings home a fine looking young man. He introduces himself has Kevin Sherrill... grandson of our favorite FedEx boy Jackie Sherrill. How do you handle the situation?

[dragons08]

so i gots a questiobno for you wideman, why r da bears gunna win the SUPERBOWL? cuse they ROCK

[BlackandRed05]

Holla!

Hey wide... You have a daughter (I'm assuming. If you don't assume along with me). She's of dating age and brings home a fine looking young man. He introduces himself has Kevin Sherrill... grandson of our favorite FedEx boy Jackie Sherrill. How do you handle the situation?

I think you stumped him

[wide-e-wide]

What does a polyorchid man have?

He's blessed and very gutsy...for lack of a better term.

btw I would love to click the history button on Sacred's pc.

[wide-e-wide]

Holla!

Hey wide... You have a daughter (I'm assuming. If you don't assume along with me). She's of dating age and brings home a fine looking young man. He introduces himself has Kevin Sherrill... grandson of our favorite FedEx boy Jackie Sherrill. How do you handle the situation?

I have 5 daughters.

I would tell him to get his cheating no-good aggy [censored] away from my house. Then I would tell my daughter to drink a bottle of Palmolive for good measure.

[wide-e-wide]

so i gots a questiobno for you wideman, why r da bears gunna win the SUPERBOWL? cuse they ROCK

Nathan Vasher Super Bowl MVP

[BlackandRed05]

I have 5 daughters.

I would tell him to get his cheating no-good aggy [censored] away from my house. Then I would tell my daughter to drink a bottle of Palmolive for good measure.

I stand corrected.

[dragons08]

Nathan Vasher Super Bowl MVP

cwey foogs call!

[wide-e-wide]

cwey foogs call!

Farmer is that you?

[jtk1519]

dragons08 = mini-farmer

God help us all.

Hey wide, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[wide-e-wide]

dragons08 = mini-farmer

God help us all.

Hey wide, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Have I told you lately that your sexual innuendos are much funnier now that I know you're not gay...

I think?:confused:

[DragonBand06]

cwey foogs call!

yes i did.

[wide-e-wide]

yes i did.

you did what? You understood that? Foog that...I don't have a clue

[dragons08]

yes i did.

duedeeeeeeeeee i gots a 1 at uli for our enseble!

[jtk1519]

Have I told you lately that your sexual innuendos are much funnier now that I know you're not gay...

I think?:confused:

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[jtk1519]

duedeeeeeeeeee i gots a 1 at uli for our enseble!

WTF?

[DragonBand06]

you did what? You understood that? Foog that...I don't have a clue

I'm taking a Budweiserese class this semester...

He asked if anyone saw them talking about that on SportsCenter. ;)

[wide-e-wide]

duedeeeeeeeeee i gots a 1 at uli for our enseble!

Is this band-speak? or drunken band-speak?

[DragonBand06]

duedeeeeeeeeee i gots a 1 at uli for our enseble!

Nieeeeece duedeeeeeeeeeeeee thatsss' prtty schweet ma mna!~

[wide-e-wide]

I'm taking a Budweiserese class this semester...

He asked if anyone saw them talking about that on SportsCenter. ;)

cwey foogs call!

What the hell does that mean? Did D08 just stump the answerMan??

[Sacred Ground]

He's blessed and very gutsy...for lack of a better term.

btw I would love to click the history button on Sacred's pc.

Actually, I came across it in a jokes and trivia book.

Joke: A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll bet anyone $100 that between the bartender and me, we have 5 nuts." The bartender leans over the bar and says to the patron, "Fella, you better have 4 of 'em."

[wide-e-wide]

Nieeeeece duedeeeeeeeeeeeee thatsss' prtty schweet ma mna!~

Okay band geeks either speak english or get the hell off of my ask me a question thread.

[dragons08]

Nieeeeece duedeeeeeeeeeeeee thatsss' prtty schweet ma mna!~

io know! we fricon suckkkkkd it up i thought, but h well. so right before i left ma house, i researched thisa song and wwed the judge

[wide-e-wide]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Yes I'm afraid I'm made aware of that fact each time you post jtk. And frankly it's beginning to give me the creeps in that...I was researching my family ancestry and saw some Oklahoma birth documents...kind of way.

[DragonBand06]

io know! we fricon suckkkkkd it up i thought, but h well. so right before i left ma house, i researched thisa song and wwed the judge

dude tahts s fricon schweet! u buttrred himm up with hitsroy of teh song? ur a geniouse!

[jtk1519]

Yes I'm afraid I'm made aware of that fact each time you post jtk. And frankly it's beginning to give me the creeps in that...I was researching my family ancestry and saw some Oklahoma birth documents...kind of way.

Would you like me to change my avatar? I would do anything for you, man. I don't know much, but I know I love you. And that may be all I need to know.

[wide-e-wide]

dude tahts s fricon schweet! u buttrred himm up with hitsroy of teh song? ur a geniouse!

What the fruit is going on here? Are you both absolutely slobber-knockered or what?

[dragons08]

What the fruit is going on here? Are you both absolutely slobber-knockered or what?

slovbber-knockired? rofl

[wide-e-wide]

Would you like me to change my avatar? I would do anything for you, man. I don't know much, but I know I love you. And that may be all I need to know.

Again...if you feel the need to express your sincere love for me...then by all means express it. It's not every day you run across a man as great as myself. I really think you should share some of this blanket of love with Pack08 though.

[dragons08]

ewwwwwwwwwww hoomos

[jtk1519]

Again...if you feel the need to express your sincere love for me...then by all means express it. It's not every day you run across a man as great as myself. I really think you should share some of this blanket of love with Pack08 though.

Whatever you say, Boss.

[jtk1519]

ewwwwwwwwwww hoomos

Did DragonBand just stick his tongue down your throat?

[wide-e-wide]

Whatever you say, Boss.

Something tells me I'm going to be getting a phone call tomorrow.
Ha!!
I only wish you hadn't gone back into the closet you never officially came out of...then this would truly be classic.

[jtk1519]

Something tells me I'm going to be getting a phone call tomorrow.
Ha!!
I only wish you hadn't gone back into the closet you never officially came out of...then this would truly be classic.

Oh, the fun I could have had. I was going to start hitting on KT2000, but I had to let the cat out of the bag too soon.

[wide-e-wide]

Oh, the fun I could have had. I was going to start hitting on KT2000, but I had to let the cat out of the bag too soon.

That would have been hilarious. KT's response would have went down in 5atx history.

[AZTiger]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop...give or take 5 licks :)

[wide-e-wide]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop...give or take 5 licks :)

I actually tried to find out when I was a kid. But I never could resist being like the Owl and saying "crunch!! 3....3 licks".

[dragons08]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop...give or take 5 licks :)

1985

[AZTiger]

I never made it to one...I've always been a cruncher...that's with every candy.

Probably explains the cavities and worn enamel :(

[BlackandRed05]

One last question for me....Tom Landry or Jimmy Johnson?

[AZTiger]

Dave Campo

[dragons08]

which ONE celeib would you do? name em

[wide-e-wide]

One last question for me....Tom Landry or Jimmy Johnson?

Landry
The man is part of my childhood...he's an icon that I could never replace with another coach. I really like Jimmy...but it's hard to push the man in the funny hat to the side.

[wide-e-wide]

which ONE celeib would you do? name em

LeeAnn freaking Tweeden and it ain't even close.

[dragons08]

LeeAnn freaking Tweeden and it ain't even close.

does the wifeskie approve?

[jtk1519]

Ménage à trois?

[wide-e-wide]

does the wifeskie approve?

umm no
In fact when she sees her on Best Damn she changes the channel. Or says "fake b...." So no she does not approve.

[mad_fan]

How do my water softener make the water soft and why isn't it salt water when it comes out of the tap???:confused:

[slorch]

I thought Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle. Oh wait, thats another song.

that was Billy Mack...a detective down in Texas

[yallerjacket]

that was Billy Mack...a detective down in Texas

Yes, Billy Mack was a detective down in Texas....but this here's a story 'bout Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.

[dragons08]

How do my water softener make the water soft and why isn't it salt water when it comes out of the tap???:confused:

those things are still in "service"?


dang, it was like 10 years ago when we moved from our old old house that had thta. thing was a pain in the *** i recall. hadda buy those big yellow bags, pore em in there, do a bunch of stuff.

i didnt even think those were still around

[dragons08]

who wins the super bowl

[jakerz]

Do you enjoy living in the whitest city in America?



...I think it's a joke me+wide+a couple of others might understand...:D

[wide-e-wide]

Do you enjoy living in the whitest city in America?



...I think it's a joke me+wide+a couple of others might understand...:D

Never noticed...all white people look alike to me so they all just blend together.;)

[TexasRed6x]

Which team would you rather follow, the Spurs or OU??

[dada]

Where does the White go when the snow melts?

[ScottS]

What is worse for you, polyunsatured fat or monounstatured fat?

[t-long20]

heres a million dollar question: will unt be successful in the near future under coach dodge and by successful i mean winning there conference year after year

[wide-e-wide]

Which team would you rather follow, the Spurs or OU??

The Spurs...It would be tough but the alternative is just not possible.

[wide-e-wide]

Where does the White go when the snow melts?

It goes to Florida and retires...it's white where else would it go?

[wide-e-wide]

heres a million dollar question: will unt be successful in the near future under coach dodge and by successful i mean winning there conference year after year

I give Coach Dodge 2 years before he wins the Sun Belt. But that is like being the prettiest girl in an ugly contest. It's the Sun Belt...

[wide-e-wide]

What is worse for you, polyunsatured fat or monounstatured fat?

I don't eat either ...I'm a veterinarian.:D

[slorch]

Yes, Billy Mack was a detective down in Texas....but this here's a story 'bout Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.

I stand corrected. My bad... and that was real bad.
Note to self- don't post untile caffeine is circulating well.

[slorch]

Can you make water wetter?

[TexasRed6x]

The Spurs...It would be tough but the alternative is just not possible.

That's my boy Wide. :D

[jtk1519]

Is the Wideman family brew available for purchase in Texas?

[lonny23]

Aunt Jemima did have some gadunka-dunk...but Mrs. Butterworths is the obvious choice here.


REAL QUESTIONS PEOPLE...do you want me to stop?...because I can stop. Then who will you get your answers from? Lonny? I think not...you had better take advantage of my wisdom while I'm feeling generous. Don't squander this opportunity with questions about freaking pancake syrup and aggy.

NOW BRING ITGetting answers from me would be an improvement. It's like moving up from the $.99 line to the $4.99 line!:p

[t-long20]

when will texas win another bcs national championship

[DiamondJ2]

AL or NL

[wide-e-wide]

Is the Wideman family brew available for purchase in Texas?

Yeah but it's damn hard to find. There is a beer store on Hwy 59 outside of Lufkin that special orders it for my Dad sometimes. Stout "sounding" beer but it's really not...it's good...and that's not a homer opinion.
Ask for Wiedemann Bohemian Lager or just Wiedemann's fine beer.
Good and smooth if it's really cold. It's mostly available in OHIO:eek:
of all places. The Wiedemann brewery was started many moons ago and I have traced it to my relatives. I'll spare you the details...but it's the same family I know that much.

[wide-e-wide]

AL or NL

I'm old school...I love the history of the AL and I love stories about the old parks. The NL is what I've been exposed to the most being an Astros fan. But I have no doubt...if I lived up North or on the east coast I would be a Red Sox fan.

[elprezidente]

why cant i get you out of my head???:rolleyes:

[wide-e-wide]

Can you make water wetter?

wow...you come up with that one by yourself slorch? I'm gonna have to think on that.

[wide-e-wide]

when will texas win another bcs national championship

Within the next 3 years. Yeah...I'm calling it.
The secondary scares me right now...I hope I'm wrong about those guys.
Check with me after the Texas/OU game.

[wide-e-wide]

why cant i get you out of my head???:rolleyes:

Kylie Minogue is that you? couldn't be...

[t-long20]

if you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day who would it be

[wide-e-wide]

if you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day who would it be

hmmmm...
Probably Bill Gates....I can think of hundreds of groups/people that I could help with his money.

[jtk1519]

hmmmm...
Probably Bill Gates....I can think of hundreds of groups/people that I could help with his money.

Yeah... me.

[toddg]

who was the better baseball player in high school...wide or pack0808?

[wide-e-wide]

Yeah... me.

Did Robert stop paying his child support again? Damn that lazy *******.

[jtk1519]

Did Robert stop paying his child support again? Damn that lazy *******.

Are you wearing your hat?

[wide-e-wide]

who was the better baseball player in high school...wide or pack0808?

Definitely Pack08...it was pretty even in our younger days. But he developed more pitches and elevated his game as we got older. Besides I totally...........................well I won't get into that PM me if you want to know what happened to me.

[slorch]

wow...you come up with that one by yourself slorch? I'm gonna have to think on that.

I've heard alcohol speeds up the thought process( while slowing down the ability to make rational decisions upon these thoughts)