Stupidest song ever thread

[stevefoxsc]

What is the most ******** stupidest or just dumbest song you have ever?

"chicken noodle soup" by dj webstar i dont know who makes this kind of music that makes rap look worse than what it is it suppose to be a dance but it sounds more like she singing about the soup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFethWlS0eU&mode=related&search=

lyrics

Just When You Thought It Was Safe.
We're Back.
Voice Of Harlem,
Kingdom,
You Remember.
I Got The Finest.
Your Highness.
Young B.

I Got Ma Man.
I Got Ma Main,
Ma Main,
Ma Main, Ma Main Man
The Party King.
Webstar
Lets Go.

(Yea)
Ya'll Already Know Who This Is.
We Got Another One.
I Got Ma [censored] AG.
The Voice Of Harlem
I Ma Girl Young B.
Ya'll Already Know What It Is
(And Let It Rain. Lets Go)
Once Again
(And Let It Rain Lets Go)
(Lets Go)
Its The DJ Webstar

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(DJ Webstar)
And Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(DJ Webstar)

I Was On 119th In Lexington
Black Sidekick On The Nexington
Shorty Say Yo, I Look Left
And Then
I'm Like I Wanna Mess Wit Him

A Let It Rain. (Let It Rain)
And Clear It Out. (Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain. (let It Rain)
And Clear It Out. (Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain. (Young B)
And Clear It Out (Webstar)
Let It Rain. (Yea Yea)
And Clear It Out (The Voice)

I Was On 114th At The Kingdom Game
Ag On The Mike Doing His Thing.
Walked In The Park, The Screaming Ma Name
Stop.....! Now Look At The Chain.

(Young B)
Let It Rain.
(Your Doing It Baby)
Clear It Out.
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(And I Don't Know, Maybe)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(Just Do It Lady)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.

I Was On 4-5th
In The Whippington.
Ears, neck and wrist Was Glissing
Eyes Low Like I'm Blowing Piffington.
Girls Talk Slick
But They Whispering

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

DJ WEBSTAR

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Young B, Webstar And GDOT
Doing Our Thing.
It Comes Naturally
We Getting, So We Fly
As Can Be
So All Ya'll Wack
Lables Stop Tryina Sign Me

All The World
Clear It Out
Uptown
Clear It Out
Downtown
Clear It Out
Eastside
Clear It Out
Westside
Clear It Out
Webstar
Clear It Out
G South
Clear It Out
Ma [censored] Smooth
Clear It Out

[svhorns]

That Barbie girl song is up there...

[farmerfan]

has to be that honkey tonk badonkey donk or however it goes by Tracy Lawerence.

[Firebird]

Honky Tonk Badonk-a-donk, Trace Adkins. No, I won't repost the lyrics. Yes, it is very, very stupid.

[Firebird]

has to be that honkey tonk badonkey donk or however it goes by Tracy Lawerence.

I see great minds think alike..we posted that at the same time.

[svhorns]

Honky Tonk Badonk-a-donk, Trace Adkins. No, I won't repost the lyrics. Yes, it is very, very stupid.

agree

[farmerfan]

I see great minds think alike..we posted that at the same time.

ahh it was Trace Adkins and not Lawerence. My bad and yes great minds do think alike, if only they could spell the same :)

[GoOwls]

Honky Tonk Badonk-a-donk, Trace Adkins. No, I won't repost the lyrics. Yes, it is very, very stupid.

The song by itself is pretty stupid, but when played with the video, well, it's eye opening, let's say. :eek: :D

[jtk1519]

Stupid song, but I used to like it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDUf6hfYYOE

Worst ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-O7Jecl18Y

I can't to a pro sports game without being exposed to this idiocy. Even now it haunts my mind.

[ktCarl]

'Achy Breaky Heart' by some guy with an atrocious mullet hairdo.

[dada]

I almost wrecked the first time I heard that song....Chicken Noodle Soup...with a soda on the side???

Ranks right up there with Laffy Taffy, Zoom, Yo Mama's on Crack Rock, that's just my baby daddy. That's why I liked 80's and early 90's hip hop. You couldnt fake talent then...if you were fake...you were exposed. All you need now is a nice(recycled) base line and beat....it dosent matter what you are saying.

I could get radio play with this song.

I'm at work....I'm at work....I'm at work.
5a Football,5a football
I'm at work....I'm at work....I'm at work
Todd Dodge, Todd Dodge..
I'm at work....I'm at work.......I'm at work
got here late, got here late
I'm at work.....I'm at work.....I'm work
I'm at work Beoothch...I'm at work....I'm at work Beeotch...I'm at work


BRING THAT BEAT BACK

I'm at work.......I'm at work.....I'm at work
Got a meeting, I be back
Got a meeting, I be back
Got a meeting, I be back...be back...I be back beeotch, i be back...I be back

[LUFPAN]

It's Raining Men and I Am Woman...have to be amongst the worst ever.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

If you haven't seen these horrid videos or heard these horrid songs, where in Galaxy have you been?...

The Cheeky Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idYAmJ_F3Fs)
Huge over Seas! Why? Beats me. This has got to be one of the worst dance routines, in a music video, I've ever seen. No...I'm quite sure it's the worst.

Macarena (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHNkhqcMNSY)
Ok...take that back.....THIS is the WORST.

Oh...as a countersong, you guys have to check this out: F--- the Macarena (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMLeVrzZNa0)!
HILARIOUS!

Walk Like An Egyptian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yv3rm789YA)
Saddest thing is, everyone on this site has probably danced to this song, once or twice. But, to straight up listen to it should be a sin against all that is holy.

If You Wanna Be My Lover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB_4uZCrCJw)
Two words..."Spice Girls". The most overrated music band of all-time, IMO. A few hot chicks, though.

Mandy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIU7PNiK0so)
It may just be me, but I get the sudden urge to flying-dragon kick my tv, everytime I accidently happen upon Barry singing. I might be in the minority (haha...good one), but I've never been awed by Manilow.

[drgnbkr]

'Achy Breaky Heart' by some guy with an atrocious mullet hairdo.

You beat me to it! How about the classic "Just a Swingin"?

[LUFPAN]

You beat me to it! How about the classic "Just a Swingin"?

Hey...I liked Just A Swingin....appeals to the redneck in me.

[HUM398]

has to be that honkey tonk badonkey donk or however it goes by Tracy Lawerence.

i [Censored] hate that song...

I wonder what the Musice video is like

http://uploads.filecabin.com/pictures/p_diddy_loves_big_booty.jpg

[Mac Is Back]

"We built this city on Rock & Roll"


Or

"Oh Aaron" by Aaron Carter.

[Owned05]

"We built this city on Rock & Roll"


Or

"Oh Aaron" by Aaron Carter.

Ya know what's sad? Is that you actually know what the name of that Aaron Carter song is.

Ummm, my vote for stupidest song is that Cumbawumba song. Yea, you've all heard. That "I get knocked down, but I get up again..." Yea, that one. Friggin' horrible.

Oh and that Gwen Stefani song with the bananas.

I don't understand how some of these people even make it into the music business. I suppose all you need is a good hook and some stupid a** catch phrase and you can go make millions.

[Mac Is Back]

Ya know what's sad? Is that you actually know what the name of that Aaron Carter song is.

Ummm, my vote for stupidest song is that Cumbawumba song. Yea, you've all heard. That "I get knocked down, but I get up again..." Yea, that one. Friggin' horrible.

Oh and that Gwen Stefani song with the bananas.

I don't understand how some of these people even make it into the music business. I suppose all you need is a good hook and some stupid a** catch phrase and you can go make millions.

Believe me. I know.

[farmerfan]

"We built this city on Rock & Roll"


Or

"Oh Aaron" by Aaron Carter.

man whats sad is that I actually have We built this city on Rock & Roll on CD and listen to it when I drive long and far distances. Love the beat.

[RocketTRN]

HAHA ya'll have missed the STUPIDEST SONG EVER. These people got sued by the company that makes what the song is about...stupid stuff i tell ya.

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

[Firebird]

I don't consider that to be the stupidest song ever for a simple reason-- it was meant to be stupid. They made that song with an express purpose of having a catchy, annoying tune and incredibly dumb lyrics. It's like saying the Three Stooges are stupid-- of course they are. It's also a bit of social commentary on the "Barbie Girls" of this world.

Far worse are songs like Honky Tonk Ba-Donk-a Donk, which appear to be delivered to us without a trace of irony.

[cyfallsgoalie31]

the women is fine but that still doesn't help with a song like this

Four, Tres, Two, Uno

Listen up y'all
cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is the delicious
[Verse 1]
Fergalicious definition make the boys go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me ( you can squeeze me )
I ain't easy ( I ain't sleazy )
I got reasons ( why I tease )
'Em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious ( so delicious )
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t-t-t- Tasty, Tasty

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def (x3)
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy ( Hey Stacy )
I'm the F to the E-R-G the I
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious ( so delicious )
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch
what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious H-h-h-h-h-h hold up!
Check it out!

Baby (x3)
If you really wanna play Honey
keep your patience Baby
then you'll get a taste Of my tasty
tasty It will make you go crazy
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the,
to the To the 2 the, hit it Fergie

[Verse 3]
All the time I turn around,
brother gather 'round
Always looking at me up and down Look at my uhhhh
I just want to say It now
I ain't tryin' to 'round up
drama little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know tha I'm coming off
just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys
want to eat it But I'm tryin' to tell
that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz they say she delicious ( so delicious )

But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

Four, Tres, Two, Uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got

It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t tasty ,tasty
It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t

T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
(x2)

[CoveMom]

I WIN!!!!!

And I don't care if it was about lost love, nuclear war, or Jimmy Webb's first time with LSD. It is a stupid song. Still loved it as a kid though. :o

MacArthur Park

Written by Jimmy Webb
First performed by Richard Harris (Camelot/Harry Potter 1 and 2)


Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!



There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

[B]MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

[yankee]

Ya know what's sad? Is that you actually know what the name of that Aaron Carter song is.

Ummm, my vote for stupidest song is that Cumbawumba song. Yea, you've all heard. That "I get knocked down, but I get up again..." Yea, that one. Friggin' horrible.

Oh and that Gwen Stefani song with the bananas.

I don't understand how some of these people even make it into the music business. I suppose all you need is a good hook and some stupid a** catch phrase and you can go make millions.
i was waiting for someone to say that...
every time that song comes on the radio...CLICK...right off

[toddg]

covemom..who sings the song "seasons in the sun"?

[yankee]

the women is fine but that still doesn't help with a song like this

Four, Tres, Two, Uno

Listen up y'all
cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is the delicious
[Verse 1]
Fergalicious definition make the boys go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me ( you can squeeze me )
I ain't easy ( I ain't sleazy )
I got reasons ( why I tease )
'Em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious ( so delicious )
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t-t-t- Tasty, Tasty

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def (x3)
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy ( Hey Stacy )
I'm the F to the E-R-G the I
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious ( so delicious )
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch
what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious H-h-h-h-h-h hold up!
Check it out!

Baby (x3)
If you really wanna play Honey
keep your patience Baby
then you'll get a taste Of my tasty
tasty It will make you go crazy
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the,
to the To the 2 the, hit it Fergie

[Verse 3]
All the time I turn around,
brother gather 'round
Always looking at me up and down Look at my uhhhh
I just want to say It now
I ain't tryin' to 'round up
drama little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know tha I'm coming off
just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys
want to eat it But I'm tryin' to tell
that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz they say she delicious ( so delicious )

But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

Four, Tres, Two, Uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got

It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t tasty ,tasty
It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t

T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
(x2)
hot woman..
not-so-hot song! :eek: i hate that song...

[Firebird]

the women is fine but that still doesn't help with a song like this

Four, Tres, Two, Uno

Listen up y'all
cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is the delicious
[Verse 1]
Fergalicious definition make the boys go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo
You can see me ( you can squeeze me )
I ain't easy ( I ain't sleazy )
I got reasons ( why I tease )
'Em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious ( so delicious )
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t-t-t- Tasty, Tasty

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def (x3)
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy ( Hey Stacy )
I'm the F to the E-R-G the I
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious ( so delicious )
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch
what I got

[Chorus:]
Fergalicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Fergalicious H-h-h-h-h-h hold up!
Check it out!

Baby (x3)
If you really wanna play Honey
keep your patience Baby
then you'll get a taste Of my tasty
tasty It will make you go crazy
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the,
to the To the 2 the, hit it Fergie

[Verse 3]
All the time I turn around,
brother gather 'round
Always looking at me up and down Look at my uhhhh
I just want to say It now
I ain't tryin' to 'round up
drama little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know tha I'm coming off
just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys
want to eat it But I'm tryin' to tell
that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz they say she delicious ( so delicious )

But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

Four, Tres, Two, Uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
He's my witness
I put your boy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got

It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t tasty ,tasty
It's so delicious (x3)
I'm Fergalicious T-t-t-t

T to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty T
to the A to S-T-Y, girl you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
(x2)

Fergie is a veritable treasure trove of song stupidness. I also nominate her tasteful and uplifting "My Humps":

My hump
My hump
My hump
My hump
My sexy little lumps
My lovely lady lumps

I also nominate Beyonce for"Bootylicious"-- "My body's to booty-licious for you babe"

[CoveMom]

covemom..who sings the song "seasons in the sun"?

You mean:

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
When all the birds are singing in the sky?
etc., etc., etc.

I was the black sheep of the family, etc.

Goodbye Michelle, my little one......

I am trying to remember his name. Dammit. I'll have to google.

TERRY JACKS (One hit wonder)

Here's the lyrics, it anyone's interested...

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.

Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.

Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.

Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach

[Firebird]

Captain and Tenille: Muskrat Love

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

[CoveMom]

Captain and Tenille: Muskrat Love

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

You're stomping all over my childhood there, Firebird. :D It was stupid, though. Lots of songs from that time were. Guess that's what led to Disco...

[Firebird]

By the way, in John Cougar Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane", has anyone but me noticed this line:

"Suckin' on a chili-dog, outside the Tasti-Freeze"

Does any one but me find the concept of "sucking" a chilid dog absolutely disgusting?

[toddg]

You mean:

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
When all the birds are singing in the sky?
etc., etc., etc.

I was the black sheep of the family, etc.

Goodbye Michelle, my little one......

I am trying to remember his name. Dammit. I'll have to google.

TERRY JACKS (One hit wonder)

Here's the lyrics, it anyone's interested...

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.

Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.

Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.

Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach

thank you!! i used to hear that song on the radio when i was a kid on our long journeys between notrees and anywhere else, and every once in a while that song pops into my head..:)

[CoveMom]

By the way, in John Cougar Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane", has anyone but me noticed this line:

"Suckin' on a chili-dog, outside the Tasti-Freeze"

Does any one but me find the concept of "sucking" a chilid dog absolutely disgusting?

Many people do. Me included.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

That Laffy Taffy! That Laffy Taffy!

Girl, shake that Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy

Girl, shake that Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy
That Laffy Taffy

I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chiko Stick
I wanna thu-na na OH!
Cuz you so thick!

Girls call me Jolly Rancher cuz I stay so h--d
You can s--k me for a long time OH MY LORD!

That's Laffy Taffy by D4L for some of y'all that don't know. It is by far one of the dumbest songs in the history of music.

OH! And everytime I hear that Bananas song by Gwen Stefani, or My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas, I swear I just wanna throw myself off of a building.

[pack4life]

I want to ride my bicycle by Queen.

[GoOwls]

By the way, in John Cougar Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane", has anyone but me noticed this line:

"Suckin' on a chili-dog, outside the Tasti-Freeze"

Does any one but me find the concept of "sucking" a chilid dog absolutely disgusting?

Many people do. Me included.

Man.....ya'll got to be kidding me.

A GOOD chili dog must be sucked and licked because of the chili and cheese and mustard dripping off of it.

Ya'll shouldn't be so nasty minded...........:eek: :rolleyes: ;) :D

[RocketTRN]

I want to ride my bicycle by Queen.

holy crap...

BIIIcycle BIIIIcycle BIIIIcycle i want to ride my BIIIIcycle BIIIIcycle lol

[K-Rock]

Eddie Murphy - My Girl Wants to Party All the Time
Down with OPP
Ghostbusters song

[Firebird]

[QUOTE=CoveMom;409940]

Man.....ya'll got to be kidding me.

A GOOD chili dog must be sucked and licked because of the chili and cheese and mustard dripping off of it.

Ya'll shouldn't be so nasty minded...........:eek: :rolleyes: ;) :D

I'm not being nasty minded at all. It's clear from the context of the song that they are "sucking" on an actual chilidog, with cheese, chili, mustard the works...and the idea of "sucking" a chili dog still revolts me. Licking...OK. Sucking..sick.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Eddie Murphy - My Girl Wants to Party All the Time


"My girl wants to party all the time"
"Party all the time"
"Party all the tiiiiime"

LOL! I crack the hell up everytime I hear that song.

[dada]

I don't remember all of the song or who sung it but one of the verses was...

"....Because she was homless....she's homeless...La da diiii La da daaa La da diii La da daaaaa"

[dada]

"My girl wants to party all the time"
"Party all the time"
"Party all the tiiiiime"

LOL! I crack the hell up everytime I hear that song.

I liked that song for some reason...lol

[RedRage00]

That song that goes "How bizarre how bizarre! Ohhh baby, you're making me crazy! Every time I look around...."

Something like that! I hate that song!

[ktCarl]

You beat me to it! How about the classic "Just a Swingin"?


That one was terrible also. It should have been censored from the airwaves. I would rather hear someone drag a fork across a chalkboard than listen to those two tunes.