View Full Version : It's freezing cold and rainy......
Firebird
01-15-2007, 03:37 PM
and my wife is away visiting her folks. They live a long ways off, so a short visit just isn't practical. Classes are out for MLK day, and I have nothing to do with myself. Here is my day for today:
1. Get up at about 9:00
2. Eat some oatmeal
3. Run
4. Come back, post a bit, watch a bit of daytime TV
5. Pick up some crappy Little Ceaser's Hot-N-Ready
6. Post some more
7. Later, probably rent some crappy movie on DVD that I didn't care enough about to go to the theater and see.
If my wife was here, she would have fixed some of her awesome homemade from scratch chicken noodle soup. And on a cold day like this with nothing to do, we would have found something more fun than DVDs and internet posting.
Bachelor life sucks. I know why I got married.
TexasRed6x
01-15-2007, 03:40 PM
and my wife is away visiting her folks. They live a long ways off, so a short visit just isn't practical. Classes are out for MLK day, and I have nothing to do with myself. Here is my day for today:
1. Get up at about 9:00
2. Eat some oatmeal
3. Run
4. Come back, post a bit, watch a bit of daytime TV
5. Pick up some crappy Little Ceaser's Hot-N-Ready
6. Post some more
7. Later, probably rent some crappy movie on DVD that I didn't care enough about to go to the theater and see.
If my wife was here, she would have fixed some of her awesome homemade from scratch chicken noodle soup. And on a cold day like this with nothing to do, we would have found something more fun than DVDs and internet posting.
Bachelor life sucks. I know why I got married.
It sucks for me because I am just sitting here on the puter and posting. I am just enjoying my day off of school playing video games and watching TV. Hopefully my weekend will extend one more day if the Comal ISD closes for tommorow.
and my wife is away visiting her folks. They live a long ways off, so a short visit just isn't practical. Classes are out for MLK day, and I have nothing to do with myself. Here is my day for today:
1. Get up at about 9:00
2. Eat some oatmeal
3. Run
4. Come back, post a bit, watch a bit of daytime TV
5. Pick up some crappy Little Ceaser's Hot-N-Ready
6. Post some more
7. Later, probably rent some crappy movie on DVD that I didn't care enough about to go to the theater and see.
If my wife was here, she would have fixed some of her awesome homemade from scratch chicken noodle soup. And on a cold day like this with nothing to do, we would have found something more fun than DVDs and internet posting.
Bachelor life sucks. I know why I got married.
I feel ya....gonna let the kids get in bed with us tonight....all the love and warmth!.....Well....I don't know about my son.....he's getting too big and it's borderline gay now......
My wife can't boil water so I guess it's Cracker Barrel tonight for some good Chicken and DUMPLINGS...lol
Favpack
01-15-2007, 04:15 PM
I feel ya....gonna let the kids get in bed with us tonight....all the love and warmth!.....Well....I don't know about my son.....he's getting too big and it's borderline gay now......
My wife can't boil water so I guess it's Cracker Barrel tonight for some good Chicken and DUMPLINGS...lol
Yeah, hummm, hate to break this to you - but if your son is shaving, well, Dr. Phil says don't let the boy in bed with you!
Yeah, hummm, hate to break this to you - but if your son is shaving, well, Dr. Phil says don't let the boy in bed with you!
LOL...we would fall asleep on the floor watching televison or I would fall asleep in his bed watching him play Madden...then that one night.....I realized my little boy wasnt little anymore. I was like "Look homeboy....you're gonna have to put on some shorts and get from up under me like that....I'm not Micheal and you're not Blanket"
jakerz
01-15-2007, 04:21 PM
I'm at work, woot!
Speaking of boys growing up....I have a question for parents out there with sons.....
My son is 9 and he refers to his "boys" as Balls. We were wrestling one day and he said "Dad why'd you punch me in the Balls?" I mean...I didnt know what to say...it really isnt a bad word.....what do I tell him to call them? lol
Firebird
01-15-2007, 04:22 PM
You crack me up, Dada...
Your kids are lucky to have a loving father for them.
Firebird
01-15-2007, 04:24 PM
Speaking of boys growing up....I have a question for parents out there with sons.....
My son is 9 and he refers to his "boys" as Balls. We were wrestling one day and he said "Dad why'd you punch me in the Balls?" I mean...I didnt know what to say...it really isnt a bad word.....what do I tell him to call them? lol
When I was growing up (if I had to talk about it at all) I had to use the correct, anatomical term. Somehow, that's worse sometimes though.....
When I was growing up (if I had to talk about it at all) I had to use the correct, anatomical term. Somehow, that's worse sometimes though.....
Balls sound better than Nuts.....I couldnt get mad at him.
Firebird
01-15-2007, 04:29 PM
Balls sound better than Nuts.....I couldnt get mad at him.
How 'bout "boys". That's pretty good right there.
How 'bout "boys". That's pretty good right there.
Sounds good....I'll suggest that to him. I also Have to explain to him what a "pervert" is. He told his teacher I was a pervert and that he was gonna be a pervert when he got older.
I asked him did he know what a pervert was and he said "Yeah, it's a guy who knows how to talk to the ladies"...WRONG...on both accounts....I don't "talk" to the ladies anymore...I'm married....you're trying to get me killed. And that's NOT what a pervert is...thanks for embarrasing me.
trbandchic
01-15-2007, 04:37 PM
Sounds good....I'll suggest that to him. I also Have to explain to him what a "pervert" is. He told his teacher I was a pervert and that he was gonna be a pervert when he got older.
I asked him did he know what a pervert was and he said "Yeah, it's a guy who knows how to talk to the ladies"...WRONG...on both accounts....I don't "talk" to the ladies anymore...I'm married....you're trying to get me killed. And that's NOT what a pervert is...thanks for embarrasing me.
OMG!!
hahahahaha!!!
That's so great!
I bet you can't wait for the weird and awkward looks you get when you see the teacher.
sorry to laugh, but hey that's funny!:D
wide-e-wide
01-15-2007, 04:39 PM
The correct term is "junk".
For instance...
"Hey...don't kick me all in my junk dude...I don't play that"
See it works.
KT2000
01-15-2007, 04:40 PM
Speaking of boys growing up....I have a question for parents out there with sons.....
My son is 9 and he refers to his "boys" as Balls. We were wrestling one day and he said "Dad why'd you punch me in the Balls?" I mean...I didnt know what to say...it really isnt a bad word.....what do I tell him to call them? lol
Just tell him to do the same thing you do, and call them "Shake and Bake".
The correct term is "junk".
For instance...
"Hey...don't kick me all in my junk dude...I don't play that"
See it works.
Junk???? LOL
How about this:
" my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater." Brian Fantana-Anchorman
OMG!!
hahahahaha!!!
That's so great!
I bet you can't wait for the weird and awkward looks you get when you see the teacher.
sorry to laugh, but hey that's funny!:D
It's funny now....but now when the teacher(who is young and hot by the way) say's "So, your son tells me that you're a pervert"....I wanted to hide....choke him then hide.
Just tell him to do the same thing you do, and call them "Shake and Bake".
El Diablo and the Magic man
GoOwls
01-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Speaking of boys growing up....I have a question for parents out there with sons.....
My son is 9 and he refers to his "boys" as Balls. We were wrestling one day and he said "Dad why'd you punch me in the Balls?" I mean...I didnt know what to say...it really isnt a bad word.....what do I tell him to call them? lol
How about "low ones"? :D
Learning at a young age to corral your language in public will possibly help you in the future at job interviews.
Teach him to be more discreet. Business owners who are offering jobs will be impressed with him. It's getting harder to find youths who can act with dignity in public. I hear about it all the time from my postal customers. They hire and fire kids all the time because they can't act professionally with customers.
How about "low ones"? :D
Learning at a young age to corral your language in public will possibly help you in the future at job interviews.
Teach him to be more discreet. Business owners who are offering jobs will be impressed with him. It's getting harder to find youths who can act with dignity in public. I hear about it all the time from my postal customers. They hire and fire kids all the time because they can't act professionally with customers.
Yeah I agree....I told him "HEY you can't say that" and he was like "well what do you call them" I just had a hard time trying to explain that "Balls" was a bad word. I told him...just don't say anything about them, they have no names....privates is cool.
Miss Kitty
01-15-2007, 05:03 PM
Yeah I agree....I told him "HEY you can't say that" and he was like "well what do you call them" I just had a hard time trying to explain that "Balls" was a bad word. I told him...just don't say anything about them, they have no names....privates is cool.
Well when you figure it out, let me know so I can inform Pup the proper way to refer to where she kicks boys who won't leave her alone. :D
Favpack
01-15-2007, 05:05 PM
Uh-oh - ya'll better straighten up - Miss Kitty is here. :eek: :D
slorch
01-15-2007, 06:05 PM
Sounds good....I'll suggest that to him. I also Have to explain to him what a "pervert" is. He told his teacher I was a pervert and that he was gonna be a pervert when he got older.
I asked him did he know what a pervert was and he said "Yeah, it's a guy who knows how to talk to the ladies"...WRONG...on both accounts....I don't "talk" to the ladies anymore...I'm married....you're trying to get me killed. And that's NOT what a pervert is...thanks for embarrasing me.
you gotta have the funny of the week with that one! LMAO!
just make sure your future daughter-in-law hears about it down the road some time. he'll love you for it!:D
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