Chuck Norris

[dada]

Ok...this is a new year...time for out annual Chuck Norris thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHBHqe6qhs

[svhorns]

I hate Chuck Norris

[wide-e-wide]

I hate Chuck Norris

I would like to take this time to go on record as saying "Chuch we do not know this guy and he do not agree with him".

[cyfallsgoalie31]

That cartoon makes him look like Jeff Foxworthy.

[dada]

That cartoon makes him look like Jeff Foxworthy.

"Hey that's my Bike"

"This is an Emergency...I AM Chuck Norris"

[elprezidente]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acN7g9rLLk

[CCDawg]

Ok...this is a new year...time for out annual Chuck Norris thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHBHqe6qhs


This is actual footage of a typical Chuck Norris vacation.

[TexasRed6x]

I hope you know that Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. And if you have a 5 dollar bill and Norris has a 5 dollar bill, he has more than you do.

[Favpack]

Chuck was great in Dodgeball - I forgot his key role in that movie - good stuff Walker!

[CCDawg]

Chuck was great in Dodgeball - I forgot his key role in that movie - good stuff Walker!

He was the 3rd judge in the Dodgeball Finals and the deciding voter.

[KT2000]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5272061388943441871&q=texas

Speaks for itself.

[stevefoxsc]

chuck norris pwns

[CFlb38 08]

I hate Chuck Norris

WHAT>>>>? roundhouse kick to the face!

[jakerz]

We should change Chuck Norris to Vince Young in all future Chuck Norris related posts and threads.


Man Law?

[stevefoxsc]

We should change Chuck Norris to Vince Young in all future Chuck Norris related posts and threads.


Man Law?

you have six hundread and sixty six post.... post right away

[DragonBand06]

Chuck Norris gave Stephen Hawking pointers when he was writing A Brief History of Time :eek:

[cyfallsgoalie31]

Chuck Norris gave Stephen Hawking pointers when he was writing A Brief History of Time :eek:
once, Hawkings disagreed, thus the chair

[DragonBand06]

Chuck Norris can move an immovable object.

[svhorns]

WHAT>>>>? roundhouse kick to the face!
Chuck's moves dont effect me...only if you believe in him...which I dont....

[cyfallsgoalie31]

Chuck Norris can move an immovable object.
Chuck norris IS the immovable object

[DragonBand06]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

And always remember...

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Thank you Mr. Norris for your kick-@$$ery and for allowing us to live.;)

[CoveMom]

ummmhhhhh.....DragonBand06?

Mr. Norris called and said the Chargers will not beat the Saints Superbowl XLI. He suggested you change that sig right away....or else! :D

[DragonBand06]

ummmhhhhh.....DragonBand06?

Mr. Norris called and said the Chargers will not beat the Saints Superbowl XLI. He suggested you change that sig right away....or else! :D

Well that's why it's red! ;)
Seriously, though, if Chuck Norris said so, the Chargers would be going to the Superbowl right now. :D

[oldtig]

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[svhorns]

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

LOL nice... but I still hate Chuck Norris

[big red & cujo]

bruce lee will always be the man. chuck is my boy to. i love the move silent rage. but, bruce is second to none.

[CFlb38 08]

Chuck norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

[CoveMom]

Well that's why it's red! ;)
Seriously, though, if Chuck Norris said so, the Chargers would be going to the Superbowl right now. :D

Of Course!!!! :D