Wideman's disclaimer

[wide-e-wide]

While I am in the mood to type let me say this.

I love football. And I really love college football.
I am a Longhorns fan.
I am not a bandwagon or t-shirt fan.
I have been a Longhorns fan since 1979.
I have a few rules.

1. From this day forward...that school in Bryan/Collie Station is and forever will be ...referred to as aggy.
2. Vince Young is Superman in disguise. (Ever notice that you never see Superman and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?)
3. Never take my comments personal.
4. Don't hate me strictly because I am a die-hard 'Horns fan and an incredible smart @...if you truly get to know me...there are much more valid reasons to hate me.
5. Bob Stoops hates puppies and Jesus....it is a fact...ask anybody.
6. If in the unlikely event that I should be under the influence of ....ummmm....hops and barley...disregard..and carry on. I am passionate about Texas...but I am an abosolute *** about it when I'm drinking.
7. If in the unlikely event I should wake up on Sunday...and regret cursing you out the previous night...may I take this time to say ..."I'm sorry" ...you better accept it....I probably won't say it again.
8. I played all of 1 and a half years of HS football...yet I challenge any of you suckers to go head up with me....I've always been a baseball guy but my knowledge of football is infinite...
9. Pack0808 has been my friend for almost 25 years...and if I can't whip you....he will come through like Clubber Lang in Rocky III. I love that dude...hahahaha
10. ou sucks.

shout outs- Bowie...aka Longhorn Al....see you at the tailgates
Pack0808- love you like a play cousin dude...Tangle-hoooooooood
LPFan- you know I'm a good dude....we got history baby...
dada- I gotta letter from the government ...the other day....my dawg...haha
TheDuke-daaaa-ha da-ha.....my fellow 'Horns fan in the Woodlands...see you in a few weeks...the beer will be cold brother...
GoOwls..my second father figure....always good advice
scooter- Big Pimpin' in PAT....
D08 and Redskins88- love to the young cats....don't be like me
jtk and mtbray-hook 'em...see you at the tailgate
TexasFrog and Pack98- my shipmates....hold it down fellas...I've been there.
concha- shut up %$^$#$%^^^$$%^%
Lonny and Bleedgreen- it's football season so legally I can't be friends with either of you...see you in February...nothing personal..hahhaha
and for all those I left out.....I'm drinkin' give me a break.

So that should just about do it. Play ball!!!!
Can't we all just get along...and all that jazz...I love 'yall...be cool.

oh and PackAttack is a snitch...never trust that dude....tell 'em Pack0808...
did I say ou sucks?....just in case...ou sucks.

[Reaganrattler07]

Surprised you didn't add that you hated the Redskins in your top 10....

[jtk1519]

Allsome!!

Hook 'em wideman. :cool:

[wide-e-wide]

Texas fight jtk....
Can't wait to see Vince tomorrow....
Got my whole day planned. Wake up to ou and TCU...
What if TCU could beat ou? that would be awesome...ain't gonna
happen but it would be awesome...
Then it's time to crank up the stereo and let the kids sing..."Texas fight"
This is my favorite time of year.
jtk...holler at your boy tomorrow....prediction....66-3
But don't boo ULaLa...those kids have been through some shhhhhh....ya know?

[garlandowl08]

As much as I hate to say it, well said wideman

[wide-e-wide]

which part...?
the part when I said that ou sucks?

[jtk1519]

Booing ULALA will be unacceptable and I dont expect to hear it. Sadly, I will only get to hear the game on the radio as I will be in Brownwood, but if you cant actually be at DKR, the next best way to experience a Longhorn game is by listening to Craig Way on the radio so I will be happy.

I'm gonna go with a final score of 42-14. Texas could probably easily hang 60+, but Mack is a good man and I suspect you will see the starters pulled much earlier than normal. No sense in rubbing salt in an already gaping wound.

[wide-e-wide]

Let's pull this thread back to the top....just so everyone will know...
Because after tonight it's ugly...really ugly.

[pack0808]

While I am in the mood to type let me say this.

I love football. And I really love college football.
I am a Longhorns fan.
I am not a bandwagon or t-shirt fan.
I have been a Longhorns fan since 1979.
I have a few rules.

1. From this day forward...that school in Bryan/Collie Station is and forever will be ...referred to as aggy.
2. Vince Young is Superman in disguise. (Ever notice that you never see Superman and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?)
3. Never take my comments personal.
4. Don't hate me strictly because I am a die-hard 'Horns fan and an incredible smart@...if you truly get to know me...there are much more valid reasons to hate me.
5. Bob Stoops hates puppies and Jesus....it is a fact...ask anybody.
6. If in the unlikely event that I should be under the influence of ....ummmm....hops and barley...disregard..and carry on. I am passionate about Texas...but I am an abosolute *** about it when I'm drinking.
7. If in the unlikely event I should wake up on Sunday...and regret cursing you out the previous night...may I take this time to say ..."I'm sorry" ...you better accept it....I probably won't say it again.
8. I played all of 1 and a half years of HS football...yet I challenge any of you suckers to go head up with me....and in case you wanted to know...I only played my soph. year and half of my junior year....because I was incarcirated....believe it or not?....But my knowledge of football is infinite...
9. Pack0808 has been my friend for almost 25 years...and if I'm too drunk to whip you....he will come through like Clubber Lang in Rocky III. I love that dude...
10. ou sucks.

shout outs- Bowie...aka Longhorn Al....see you at the tailgates
Pack0808- love you like a play cousin dude...Tangle-hoooooooood
LPFan- you know I'm a good dude....we got history baby...
dada- I gotta letter from the government ...the other day....my dawg...haha
TheDuke-daaaa-ha da-ha.....my fellow 'Horns fan in the Woodlands...see you in a few weeks...the beer will be cold brother...mad love.
GoOwls..my second father figure....always good advice
scooter- Big Pimpin' in PAT....
D08 and Redskins88- love to the young cats....don't be like me
jtk and mtbray-hook 'em...see you at the tailgate
TexasFrog and Pack98- my shipmates....hold it down fellas...I've been there.
concha- shut up %$^$#$%^^^$$%^%
Lonny and Bleedgreen- it's football season so legally I can't be friends with either of you...see you in February...nothing personal..hahhaha
and for all those I left out.....I'm drinkin' give me a break.

So that should just about do it. Play ball!!!!
Can't we all just get along...and all that jazz...I love 'yall...be cool.

oh and PackAttack is a snitch...never trust that dude....tell 'em Pack0808...
did I say ou sucks?....just in case...ou sucks.



Man i hate it when you make coke burst out of my nose!! Stings is not a strong enough word!! Seriously, you and Truder are the only ones that can make me bust a gut. Remember, we could not be in a class together because we could not stop laughing?? I have nothing against PA come on dude?? Either way that was some classic stuff. I just found out that the Little Panther stuff is at 11. Guess what my hawks play at 11!! No freaking way. Me and my wife are fighting but i am close to having her go with her mom. LMAO She will get over it. I guess it is Ball st and i really should consider going!! Man, i have been waiting for the Hawks to play for almost a dang year!! I cannot take it!! What do i do?? The wife will give me hell all weekend. She is relentless. She could make the pope blow a vein in his head in anger if she wanted to and i am not kidding. I might have to suck it up and call my dad every 5 seconds for updates while my kids are playing with their big panthers. LOL Hi panthers by panthers i love yall but i gotta go. Be like hi and bye good luck next week. ;)

[wide-e-wide]

Our lives are too similar......simuler...simulaor....simular....simi lir.....
hahahahahahaha
Do whatcha gotta do bro. ....It gets ugly sometimes.
You know I love 'ya bra......always...
Even though you are your old lady's biiiiyatch.....

[Reaganrattler07]

Our lives are too similar......simuler...simulaor....simular....simi lir.....
hahahahahahaha
Do whatcha gotta do bro. ....It gets ugly sometimes.
You know I love 'ya bra......always...
Even though you are your old lady's biiiiyatch.....

you got "similar" right the first time....

[Favpack]

I prefer the "simular" pronunciation that President Bush uses. Now that we know Wide and Pack0808 are childhood friends we can better understand their warped minds :D

[PackAttack2005]

I am just glad Wide mentioned me in his post. I am honored. Snitch???? Now I know you don't know me. That LAL- Horn game should be a good test for Superman, ya think? Two ex-Panthers are playing for LAL, J. Hadnot and R. Givens from the 2003 team. Keep the beer cold Wide, there probable won't much else you can do after half time. Texas by 30.

[GoOwls]

While I am in the mood to type let me say this.

I love football. And I really love college football.
I am a Longhorns fan.
I am not a bandwagon or t-shirt fan.
I have been a Longhorns fan since 1979.
I have a few rules.

1. From this day forward...that school in Bryan/Collie Station is and forever will be ...referred to as aggy.
2. Vince Young is Superman in disguise. (Ever notice that you never see Superman and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?)
3. Never take my comments personal.
4. Don't hate me strictly because I am a die-hard 'Horns fan and an incredible smart@...if you truly get to know me...there are much more valid reasons to hate me.
5. Bob Stoops hates puppies and Jesus....it is a fact...ask anybody.
6. If in the unlikely event that I should be under the influence of ....ummmm....hops and barley...disregard..and carry on. I am passionate about Texas...but I am an abosolute *** about it when I'm drinking.
7. If in the unlikely event I should wake up on Sunday...and regret cursing you out the previous night...may I take this time to say ..."I'm sorry" ...you better accept it....I probably won't say it again.
8. I played all of 1 and a half years of HS football...yet I challenge any of you suckers to go head up with me....and in case you wanted to know...I only played my soph. year and half of my junior year....because I was incarcirated....believe it or not?....But my knowledge of football is infinite...
9. Pack0808 has been my friend for almost 25 years...and if I'm too drunk to whip you....he will come through like Clubber Lang in Rocky III. I love that dude...
10. ou sucks.

shout outs- Bowie...aka Longhorn Al....see you at the tailgates
Pack0808- love you like a play cousin dude...Tangle-hoooooooood
LPFan- you know I'm a good dude....we got history baby...
dada- I gotta letter from the government ...the other day....my dawg...haha
TheDuke-daaaa-ha da-ha.....my fellow 'Horns fan in the Woodlands...see you in a few weeks...the beer will be cold brother...mad love.
GoOwls..my second father figure....always good advice
scooter- Big Pimpin' in PAT....
D08 and Redskins88- love to the young cats....don't be like me
jtk and mtbray-hook 'em...see you at the tailgate
TexasFrog and Pack98- my shipmates....hold it down fellas...I've been there.
concha- shut up %$^$#$%^^^$$%^%
Lonny and Bleedgreen- it's football season so legally I can't be friends with either of you...see you in February...nothing personal..hahhaha
and for all those I left out.....I'm drinkin' give me a break.

So that should just about do it. Play ball!!!!
Can't we all just get along...and all that jazz...I love 'yall...be cool.

oh and PackAttack is a snitch...never trust that dude....tell 'em Pack0808...
did I say ou sucks?....just in case...ou sucks.

Thanks for the mention Wideman, I'm honored to be considered your #2 father figure. You're really a good kid, though I won't tell anbody. Keep hammering stupidity.

Hook 'em Horns!!!
aggy sucks!!!
ou sucks!!!
Go Cowboys!!!

[Reaganrattler07]

Boooo horns
Boooo Cowboys

Skin'em!
Gig'em!
Strike'em! (I know u all don't have anything against Reagan...I just had to add that)

[GoOwls]

Boooo horns
Boooo Cowboys

Skin'em!
Gig'em!
Strike'em! (I know u all don't have anything against Reagan...I just had to add that)

Heck no, I loved Reagan, he was a great president!!! :D :D

[pack0808]

I prefer the "simular" pronunciation that President Bush uses. Now that we know Wide and Pack0808 are childhood friends we can better understand their warped minds :D


I hate to admit it but yes that probably does explain a lot!! Half the kids that came from our neighborhood are in jail. We could not help but be warped!! ;) Wide is like a brother to me even though i have hardly seen him since we were about 15. Probably have seen him 4 times since then. This site brought 2 old friends back together so please do not kick him out again kt brothers. Just boot him for the night when he has drank about 30 and he is relentless on people!! ;) Without a doubt both wide and I are one of the most smart *** guys you could ever know. No mercy!! LOL We were the same to each other.

[Reaganrattler07]

Heck no, I loved Reagan, he was a great president!!! :D :D


I meant the school! But he was a great President....unfortunately I was born like a month or so after his term was up i think.

[wide-e-wide]

I am just glad Wide mentioned me in his post. I am honored. Snitch???? Now I know you don't know me. That LAL- Horn game should be a good test for Superman, ya think? Two ex-Panthers are playing for LAL, J. Hadnot and R. Givens from the 2003 team. Keep the beer cold Wide, there probable won't much else you can do after half time. Texas by 30.


It was a joke. Just pickin' at you a little bit bro.

[lonny23]

While I am in the mood to type let me say this.

I love football. And I really love college football.
I am a Longhorns fan.
I am not a bandwagon or t-shirt fan.
I have been a Longhorns fan since 1979.
I have a few rules.

1. From this day forward...that school in Bryan/Collie Station is and forever will be ...referred to as aggy.
2. Vince Young is Superman in disguise. (Ever notice that you never see Superman and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?)
3. Never take my comments personal.
4. Don't hate me strictly because I am a die-hard 'Horns fan and an incredible smart @...if you truly get to know me...there are much more valid reasons to hate me.
5. Bob Stoops hates puppies and Jesus....it is a fact...ask anybody.
6. If in the unlikely event that I should be under the influence of ....ummmm....hops and barley...disregard..and carry on. I am passionate about Texas...but I am an abosolute *** about it when I'm drinking.
7. If in the unlikely event I should wake up on Sunday...and regret cursing you out the previous night...may I take this time to say ..."I'm sorry" ...you better accept it....I probably won't say it again.
8. I played all of 1 and a half years of HS football...yet I challenge any of you suckers to go head up with me....I've always been a baseball guy but my knowledge of football is infinite...
9. Pack0808 has been my friend for almost 25 years...and if I can't whip you....he will come through like Clubber Lang in Rocky III. I love that dude...hahahaha
10. ou sucks.

shout outs- Bowie...aka Longhorn Al....see you at the tailgates
Pack0808- love you like a play cousin dude...Tangle-hoooooooood
LPFan- you know I'm a good dude....we got history baby...
dada- I gotta letter from the government ...the other day....my dawg...haha
TheDuke-daaaa-ha da-ha.....my fellow 'Horns fan in the Woodlands...see you in a few weeks...the beer will be cold brother...
GoOwls..my second father figure....always good advice
scooter- Big Pimpin' in PAT....
D08 and Redskins88- love to the young cats....don't be like me
jtk and mtbray-hook 'em...see you at the tailgate
TexasFrog and Pack98- my shipmates....hold it down fellas...I've been there.
concha- shut up %$^$#$%^^^$$%^%
Lonny and Bleedgreen- it's football season so legally I can't be friends with either of you...see you in February...nothing personal..hahhaha
and for all those I left out.....I'm drinkin' give me a break.

So that should just about do it. Play ball!!!!
Can't we all just get along...and all that jazz...I love 'yall...be cool.

oh and PackAttack is a snitch...never trust that dude....tell 'em Pack0808...
did I say ou sucks?....just in case...ou sucks.
While doing an internet search on "Bob Stoops hates puppies" I came upon this thread again!:D I thought I'd bring it up now because it says the essence of who Wide is. He likes people and he dislikes people. Sometimes he gets drunk and says stuff he wishes he didn't say and other times he says exactly what he thinks and that doesn't change. In any case, you know where you stand with him. He's brash, crass, and a smart aleck, but he's funny and a good friend to those who get to know him. Too many people forget that he says a bunch of stuff because he likes to talk trash and he's always going to be cocky.

[drgnbkr]

While I am in the mood to type let me say this.

I love football. And I really love college football.
I am a Longhorns fan.
I am not a bandwagon or t-shirt fan.
I have been a Longhorns fan since 1979.
I have a few rules.

1. From this day forward...that school in Bryan/Collie Station is and forever will be ...referred to as aggy.
2. Vince Young is Superman in disguise. (Ever notice that you never see Superman and Vince Young in the same place at the same time?)
3. Never take my comments personal.
4. Don't hate me strictly because I am a die-hard 'Horns fan and an incredible smart @...if you truly get to know me...there are much more valid reasons to hate me.
5. Bob Stoops hates puppies and Jesus....it is a fact...ask anybody.
6. If in the unlikely event that I should be under the influence of ....ummmm....hops and barley...disregard..and carry on. I am passionate about Texas...but I am an abosolute *** about it when I'm drinking.
7. If in the unlikely event I should wake up on Sunday...and regret cursing you out the previous night...may I take this time to say ..."I'm sorry" ...you better accept it....I probably won't say it again.
8. I played all of 1 and a half years of HS football...yet I challenge any of you suckers to go head up with me....I've always been a baseball guy but my knowledge of football is infinite...
9. Pack0808 has been my friend for almost 25 years...and if I can't whip you....he will come through like Clubber Lang in Rocky III. I love that dude...hahahaha
10. ou sucks.

shout outs- Bowie...aka Longhorn Al....see you at the tailgates
Pack0808- love you like a play cousin dude...Tangle-hoooooooood
LPFan- you know I'm a good dude....we got history baby...
dada- I gotta letter from the government ...the other day....my dawg...haha
TheDuke-daaaa-ha da-ha.....my fellow 'Horns fan in the Woodlands...see you in a few weeks...the beer will be cold brother...
GoOwls..my second father figure....always good advice
scooter- Big Pimpin' in PAT....
D08 and Redskins88- love to the young cats....don't be like me
jtk and mtbray-hook 'em...see you at the tailgate
TexasFrog and Pack98- my shipmates....hold it down fellas...I've been there.
concha- shut up %$^$#$%^^^$$%^%
Lonny and Bleedgreen- it's football season so legally I can't be friends with either of you...see you in February...nothing personal..hahhaha
and for all those I left out.....I'm drinkin' give me a break.

So that should just about do it. Play ball!!!!
Can't we all just get along...and all that jazz...I love 'yall...be cool.

oh and PackAttack is a snitch...never trust that dude....tell 'em Pack0808...
did I say ou sucks?....just in case...ou sucks.

You forgot haze gray and underway! Carry on...

[BeauxGeezy]

That dude sounds like a real a-hole.

[pack0808]

That dude sounds like a real a-hole.


Yeah he was!! Complete *****! Hey, did you get my beach family pics I emailed you. I still can't believe I got talked into that?

[BeauxGeezy]

I e-mailed you back...you forgot to send the pictures.
See the internet is an incredible thing...but it does require you to actually send the pictures in order for me to see them.:D

[pack0808]

I e-mailed you back...you forgot to send the pictures.
See the internet is an incredible thing...but it does require you to actually send the pictures in order for me to see them.:D


oh yeah

[pack0808]

ok I pc'd them!! Placing my padded helmet back on.

[KT2000]

ok I pc'd them!! Placing my padded helmet back on.

Do you run around with one of those old school Hutch uniforms (LP style) on for game days?

I do. I picture myself sting blocking anyone I see.

[pack0808]

Do you run around with one of those old school Hutch uniforms (LP style) on for game days?

I do. I picture myself sting blocking anyone I see.


Yes I wear an old school LP helmet in my padded room with a built in slobber bucket. That is what happens when you have 4 little kids and a demanding wife. ;)