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HUM398
10-10-2006, 05:24 PM
So im driving along highway 59 at Tidwell and i decide that im going to exit and get some gas that i spot for 1.97 a gallon...I begin to think "man, im just having the luckiest day of my life" (earlier i had found 100 dollar bill in the middle of a park in humble...No one was around and i was thier for atleast 1 1/2 hours jogging).... So i pull over and stop at this gas station, i get out... AND BAM!!!!!!!! i see one of the most distrubing things i have ever seen in my life. To my left Two Truckers are getting out of thier Semi's (thier on the feeder road)... Both men are fat, hairy ,wearing Thongs, high heels, and what appeared to be womens sport bras....... Im scarred for life my friends.... Scarred for life.
Whats the weirdest thing you have every seen while driving?
BeauxGeezy
10-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Both men are fat, hairy ,wearing Thongs, high heels, and what appeared to be womens sport bras
Holy hell!!! I can't top that...whoa!
Did you honk? I would have...hahaha
J-Rock Mom
10-10-2006, 05:31 PM
So im driving along highway 59 at Tidwell and i decide that im going to exit and get some gas that i spot for 1.97 a gallon...I begin to think "man, im just having the luckiest day of my life" (earlier i had found 100 dollar bill in the middle of a park in humble...No one was around and i was thier for atleast 1 1/2 hours jogging).... So i pull over and stop at this gas station, i get out... AND BAM!!!!!!!! i see one of the most distrubing things i have ever seen in my life. To my left Two Truckers are getting out of thier Semi's (thier on the feeder road)... Both men are fat, hairy ,wearing Thongs, high heels, and what appeared to be womens sport bras....... Im scarred for life my friends.... Scarred for life.
Whats the weirdest thing you have every seen while driving?
No way!!!
LUFPAN
10-10-2006, 05:43 PM
So im driving along highway 59 at Tidwell and i decide that im going to exit and get some gas that i spot for 1.97 a gallon...I begin to think "man, im just having the luckiest day of my life" (earlier i had found 100 dollar bill in the middle of a park in humble...No one was around and i was thier for atleast 1 1/2 hours jogging).... So i pull over and stop at this gas station, i get out... AND BAM!!!!!!!! i see one of the most distrubing things i have ever seen in my life. To my left Two Truckers are getting out of thier Semi's (thier on the feeder road)... Both men are fat, hairy ,wearing Thongs, high heels, and what appeared to be womens sport bras....... Im scarred for life my friends.... Scarred for life.
Whats the weirdest thing you have every seen while driving?
I travel all over but I can't think of anything that tops that.....I may not eat for a week.
HUM398
10-10-2006, 07:32 PM
Holy hell!!! I can't top that...whoa!
Did you honk? I would have...hahaha
actually i did as i left the parkinglot..i held my horn for a good 1 to 2 mins( i honk at people standing on the side or the road, how was i gonna stop my self from honking at 2 distrubed men dressed in womens appearl)...in the rearview mirror i could see them flicking me off..., i couldnt make up my mind to laugh or vomit....
HUM398
10-10-2006, 07:32 PM
No way!!!
unfortuantly... yes way.
tigerdback083
10-10-2006, 07:38 PM
i dont think anyone will be able to top that
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 08:54 AM
I think I would have felt the same way. You get so grossed out you don't want to look but your curiosity gets the best of you and you have to look again to make sure your eyes are playing tricks on you.
I hope you didn't have too many nightmares last night!:o
dragonsdaddy
10-11-2006, 11:54 AM
wow, just wow. i guess it was payback for finding the $100. you'd probably make that trade again, i'm guessing. why didn't you have a camera with you? that needs video evidence.
You said 59 and Tidwell......I was ready for anything after that part so I wasnt suprised.
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 11:57 AM
that needs video evidence.
I don't know about the rest of you...but I'll take his word for it.
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 11:59 AM
You said 59 and Tidwell......I was ready for anything after that part so I wasnt suprised.
Me too.
I used to go there to pick up my girls all the time. Every single time there was something weird going on.
A guy with a Skittles box on his head selling M&M's....a guy on a bicycle weaving in and out of traffic with a toy gun slung across his back...a woman walking a naked toddler across the highway...
Never a dull moment...
Me too.
I used to go there to pick up my girls all the time. Every single time there was something weird going on.
A guy with a Skittles box on his head selling M&M's....a guy on a bicycle weaving in and out of traffic with a toy gun slung across his back...a woman walking a naked toddler across the highway...
Never a dull moment...
Cocaine is a helluva drug
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 12:03 PM
I thought past of SA was bad. That area takes the cake.
HUM398
10-11-2006, 12:58 PM
You said 59 and Tidwell......I was ready for anything after that part so I wasnt suprised.
Yeah the area is pretty Shady, my cousin lives right off of crosstimbers and jenkins so i know the area pretty well. Even though the area is shady, i wouldnt of ever thought that i would see somthing like that.... What the hell were those guys thinking??? Its one of those funny things you tell people but wish it never happened...
Wide, your right thier isnt ever a dull moment. Infact when i was in highschool a couple of buddies use to go shoot hookers with paintball guns on the weekends, wave them to the car and just open fire....Ahh good times... Only bad thing is every time i go through the area i will always recall those sick distrubed Truckers.
Rerun
10-11-2006, 01:01 PM
Nothing can top the truckers dressed as women thing in my book.
Disgusting and hilarious.
LUFPAN
10-11-2006, 01:10 PM
Here's something that might be as gross...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061011/od_nm/life_cockroaches_dc;_ylt=AnV1FGDLBST0CVK3yqnpf4rti BIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 03:10 PM
Here's something that might be as gross...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061011/od_nm/life_cockroaches_dc;_ylt=AnV1FGDLBST0CVK3yqnpf4rti BIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--
I heard about that on the news yesterday. Now that makes me sick to my stomach and if I would have seen the truckers I think I would wished I was blind.
:D
dragonsdaddy
10-11-2006, 03:23 PM
I heard about that on the news yesterday. Now that makes me sick to my stomach and if I would have seen the truckers I think I would wished I was blind.
:D
there was an hilarious "king of the hill" where hank saw something disgusting and di go blind. that would probably have caused him to relapse, i agree.
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 03:40 PM
Shooting hookers with paintball guns...damn...that's gangsta.:D
Shooting hookers with paintball guns...damn...that's gangsta.:D
I can beat that......whats more "gangsta" is getting their services and then take off running without paying......ever had some pissed off hookers chasing you?
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 03:46 PM
I can beat that......whats more "gangsta" is getting their services and then take off running without paying......ever had some pissed off hookers chasing you?
Now dada, I hope that never happened.:(
Now dada, I hope that never happened.:(
Well....kinda sorta....I was in Korea....and the Hookers are fairly aggressive so they would come up to you and offer their services so I thought I would play along and say "Sure".....they(it was like 4 of them) took me into an alley and "dis-robed"....I was like "I have no money" and they got really violent with me.....I had to "Call" for back up....my buddies say I was screaming....but I really don't remeber that part....maybe I was whistling or something.
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 04:04 PM
Well....kinda sorta....I was in Korea....and the Hookers are fairly aggressive so they would come up to you and offer their services so I thought I would play along and say "Sure".....they(it was like 4 of them) took me into an alley and "dis-robed"....I was like "I have no money" and they got really violent with me.....I had to "Call" for back up....my buddies say I was screaming....but I really don't remeber that part....maybe I was whistling or something.
that's all that happened huh...
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Did any of them have on clear heels?
that's all that happened huh...
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Did any of them have on clear heels?
No...that had these shoes...I don't know what the call them...like wooden dutch-boy shoes or something....lol....and pocket knives.
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 04:06 PM
that's all that happened huh...
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Did any of them have on clear heels?
My thought exactly!!!:D :D :D
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 04:06 PM
Hong Kong Phooey > Underdog
sorry...you know it's true.
J-Rock Mom
10-11-2006, 04:08 PM
Ya'll know how to make people laugh!:D
Hong Kong Phooey > Underdog
sorry...you know it's true.
Hong Kong Phooey it is then....
BeauxGeezy
10-11-2006, 04:23 PM
He was one helluva custodian.
And one of the best theme songs in cartoon history.
He was one helluva custodian.
And one of the best theme songs in cartoon history.
And was Proud of his job and his hooptie.
LUFPAN
10-11-2006, 04:41 PM
Hong Kong Phooey > Underdog
sorry...you know it's true.
Dynomutt > Hong Kong Phooey
HUM398
10-11-2006, 11:26 PM
Shooting hookers with paintball guns...damn...that's gangsta.:D
Thiers nothing like it, You should try it... its hilarious. I do advise not to do it when the pimps are close, Ive been told that they get really pissed:D .
The funniest time is when we dressed up in some expensive cloth and drove my friends brand new 1999 Lexus (mom's)... a S*** load of them came over and me and my buddies roled down the tinted windows and just unloaded on dem hoes when they got about 8 yards away from the car...haha. i loved high school
BeauxGeezy
10-12-2006, 01:10 AM
Thiers nothing like it, You should try it... its hilarious. I do advise not to do it when the pimps are close, Ive been told that they get really pissed:D .
The funniest time is when we dressed up in some expensive cloth and drove my friends brand new 1999 Lexus (mom's)... a S*** load of them came over and me and my buddies roled down the tinted windows and just unloaded on dem hoes when they got about 8 yards away from the car...haha. i loved high school
You're lucky to still be alive dude. I've got a lot of those "lucky to be alive" stories too.
Rerun
10-12-2006, 01:13 AM
You're lucky to still be alive dude. I've got a lot of those "lucky to be alive" stories too.
Let's hear some, bro.
BeauxGeezy
10-12-2006, 01:35 AM
Without the expressed written consent of Pack08...I will tell the cliff notes version of one.
We used to hide in the bushes on the corner of Pack08's street. There is a creek right there and an excellent hiding spot.
One night we were chunking eggs and wet biscuits at cars. Well.....I don't remember who...but one of us did the freakin' Nolan Ryan and blasted this rednecks back window.
LOUD brakes screeching...followed by redneck jibber-jabber "sum*****...somethin' somethin'...blah blah" and then BAAAAAAAAAANNNNGG.........BAAAAANGGGG!!!!!
Pack08 says "Holy %$%# dude he's shootin'"
By the time he said that I was well on my way through the creek and into the woods.
again...cliff notes version...
Me and Pack08 were talking about a bunch of those old stories the other day. I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard.
Rerun
10-12-2006, 01:52 AM
Without the expressed written consent of Pack08...I will tell the cliff notes version of one.
We used to hide in the bushes on the corner of Pack08's street. There is a creek right there and an excellent hiding spot.
One night we were chunking eggs and wet biscuits at cars. Well.....I don't remember who...but one of us did the freakin' Nolan Ryan and blasted this rednecks back window.
LOUD brakes screeching...followed by redneck jibber-jabber "sum*****...somethin' somethin'...blah blah" and then BAAAAAAAAAANNNNGG.........BAAAAANGGGG!!!!!
Pack08 says "Holy %$%# dude he's shootin'"
By the time he said that I was well on my way through the creek and into the woods.
again...cliff notes version...
Me and Pack08 were talking about a bunch of those old stories the other day. I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard.
That's pretty good dude.
I had some buddies back sophomore year in high school, they went to downtown San Antonio loaded up with a video camera, eggs, and bags of flour. They drove up to a homeless people and people just chillen on the streets or sitting on benches and chunked the eggs and flor at them. Funny stuff. Wrong. But funny.
BeauxGeezy
10-12-2006, 02:07 AM
That's just wrong.
East Texas rednecks is one thing...but c'mon...leave the homeless cats alone.
Rerun
10-12-2006, 02:11 AM
That's just wrong.
East Texas rednecks is one thing...but c'mon...leave the homeless cats alone.
I never did it. I saw the video numerous times and laughed, but still knew it was wrong.
HUM398
10-12-2006, 03:11 AM
You're lucky to still be alive dude. I've got a lot of those "lucky to be alive" stories too.
Oh i could fill journals...
here is another one:
So its like 2 am on a saturday night (this is in 7th grade..LONG TIME AGO)... Im spending the night at my friends house over thier on Ella and 43rd in NW houston.... Of course were a bunch of crazy teenage boys and the night is still very young for us... We decided to go wrap our english teachers house thats about 5 blocks down the street .. when we got thier everything was going perfectly, when for some reason my brother (who was with us) decided to take a huge rock (one of those you set around trees to make it look pretty...pointless in my opinion) and throw it right through the guy's bedroom window(at least i think it was)... Naturally we all take off running after my bro's idiotic descision... We get around the corner and figure we are safe... WRONG I WAS!!! here comes Mr. Roberson in his truck flying down the road...We are running for dear life...and BAM!!! i get hit with a monkey wrench right in the back... We got away, but if it had been any higher i think i would of have died...
CLFalcon2006
10-12-2006, 03:36 AM
The Weirdest thing I've ever seen while driving-me and one of my A&M buds where driving through Bryan to get on 21 so we could go to San Antonio for the army game a few weeks ago. For those who dont know parts of Bryan especially along 6 =ghetto. Anyways we passed a gas station and lo and behold there were 2 guys in the lot of the gas station with several racks on really nice sneakers and bball shoes selling them on the side of the street. I wish I had taken a pic so I could add it to the "Find something more ghetto than this" thread
The wildest thing Ive ever sone in a car-summer between junior and senior year of HS we were shooting fireworks off. Anyways we had the bright idea to launch some fireowrks out of a motar from the back of a pickup. It was fun until one didnt blow up till it hit the ground setting off a nice little grassfire ina field. So we had to get out of the car and step it out (all of us our in flip flops btw) and we had to step it out fast because we could see a lady in her window calling the cops. Anyways we got out of there, parked in a random drive way to bledn in, the cops came looked at the still smoldering grass, looked around, and left. Bullet dodged, fun but I almost had a heart attack
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