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KatyTigerDad0407
10-09-2006, 01:15 AM
God I hope so. Please explain what it is like and how it is played after you die.
Is there a need to review a play? Is there a need for safety precautions? What is your take on it. Be creative........;)
farmerfan
10-09-2006, 01:19 AM
God I hope so. Please explain what it is like and how it is played after you die.
Is there a need to review a play? Is there a need for safety precautions? What is your take on it. Be creative........;)

I always thought when you died you went to a cornfield in Iowa.
lonny23
10-09-2006, 01:31 AM
God I hope so. Please explain what it is like and how it is played after you die.
Is there a need to review a play? Is there a need for safety precautions? What is your take on it. Be creative........;)
I heard Fran specifically wrote it in his will. Eventually, he has to win!:p
DrEdward
10-09-2006, 02:09 AM
If you were a good boy or girl, you get to go with farmerfan and watch the yankees beat the red sox on a daily basis in that Iowa cornfield or the football games of your choice. However, if you were bad, you have to go watch the Cowboys replay the Eagles again on a daily basis sitting next to Jerry Jones.
farmerfan
10-09-2006, 02:13 AM
If you were a good boy or girl, you get to go with farmerfan and watch the yankees beat the red sox on a daily basis in that Iowa cornfield or the football games of your choice. However, if you were bad, you have to go watch the Cowboys replay the Eagles again on a daily basis sitting next to Jerry Jones.


will Jesus turn Iowa water into beer for me or will i be stuck with wine?
DrEdward
10-09-2006, 02:56 AM
will Jesus turn Iowa water into beer for me or will i be stuck with wine?

Obviously this means that you were good, so you can have beer.
KatyTigerDad0407
10-09-2006, 08:45 AM
How are the cheerleaders?:rolleyes:
CoveMom
10-09-2006, 10:02 AM
How are the cheerleaders?:rolleyes:

All of them can be described thusly: "He was tall and blonde and had a really nice butt!" :D
farmerfan
10-09-2006, 10:08 AM
How are the cheerleaders?:rolleyes:

this is how they are in Iowahttp://www.yanks-suck.com/images/ysgirl.jpg
DrEdward
10-09-2006, 11:53 AM
this is how they are in Iowahttp://www.yanks-suck.com/images/ysgirl.jpg

I hope you are NOT expecting a complaint from me on this.
Humblefied
10-09-2006, 12:08 PM
Maybe they don't play football in heaven...
DragonBand06
10-09-2006, 12:19 PM
Maybe they don't play football in heaven...
It's Arena.
KatyTigerDad0407
10-09-2006, 01:23 PM
Maybe they don't play football in heaven...That just doesn't seem right. I love being Human. God must love us more than any other state of being.
tigerdback083
10-09-2006, 01:25 PM
is there trash talking in heaven??
MavericksOnTheAttack
10-09-2006, 01:28 PM
is there trash talking in heaven??


most likely, if Jesus was a football fan

he'd be like "40 to NOTHING ON YOUR *** SON!"

then I'd be like "lol, jesus"
BeauxGeezy
10-09-2006, 01:32 PM
This is the same site where "classless" is used on a weekly basis to describe coaches,players, and fans.
Yet somehow it is perfectly fine to be SACRILEGIOUS...
makes a lot of sense.:rolleyes:
tigerdback083
10-09-2006, 01:34 PM
i dont think jesus would cuss... but i does think he has a sense of humor, so i could see him doin a little harmless trash talkin
MavericksOnTheAttack
10-09-2006, 01:37 PM
This is the same site where "classless" is used on a weekly basis to describe coaches,players, and fans.
Yet somehow it is perfectly fine to be SACRILEGIOUS...
makes a lot of sense.:rolleyes:


hey, I like classless and sacrilegious

oh well
KatyTigerDad0407
10-09-2006, 01:53 PM
Who really knows what happens when you die? To most people it is a question of faith.

Since I am expiriencing my humanity, there are some things of this earth that I will truely miss when I am gone. Football is one of them. Thus the question of this thread. I don't think there is anything SACRILEGIOUS about that.
BeauxGeezy
10-09-2006, 02:05 PM
Who really knows what happens when you die? To most people it is a question of faith.

Since I am expiriencing my humanity, there are some things of this earth that I will truely miss when I am gone. Football is one of them. Thus the question of this thread. I don't think there is anything SACRILEGIOUS about that.


The question wasn't sacrilegious...but some of the answers are.
Red Raiders
10-09-2006, 03:01 PM
Obviously this means that you were good, so you can have beer.

Where in the bible say that you can drink beer? I know it but just asking you. hehe
Packattack94
10-09-2006, 07:51 PM
will Jesus turn Iowa water into beer for me or will i be stuck with wine?

What's wrong with wine?
ktCarl
10-09-2006, 08:54 PM
What's wrong with wine?

Nothing. Jesus drank it at the Last Supper and made a bunch of it from water at a party. What a great friend to have at a party!!!
slorch
10-09-2006, 09:05 PM
After this weekend, I do believe I died and went to the particular corner of hell that is for people who actually expect the QB to be able to make even the most basic of plays. I had to watch Graham Harrell and Drew Bledsoe. It still hurts.
mad_fan
10-09-2006, 09:15 PM
After this weekend, I do believe I died and went to the particular corner of hell that is for people who actually expect the QB to be able to make even the most basic of plays. I had to watch Graham Harrell and Drew Bledsoe. It still hurts.


Haha, welcome aboard...I've been in a corner like that for a while...
lonny23
10-09-2006, 09:51 PM
The question wasn't sacrilegious...but some of the answers are.
Yes, you're right. I'll be 100% honest on this answer. My guess is "Yes." I've read books about people who said they've seen dogs in heaven and although we'll worship God and Jesus, I think we'll have some fun, too. I bet we have football in heaven. Jesse Duplantis is on TV right now doing a sermon about when he went to heaven and he said he saw horses and dogs among other things.

Since Jesse said he saw horses and dogs that means the Sooner Schooner goes to heaven, but Bob Stoops doesn't!:p
lonny23
10-09-2006, 09:53 PM
Where in the bible say that you can drink beer? I know it but just asking you. hehe
It says to drink not to drunkenness. It doesn't say you can't drink. I will say drinking has changed over time. There are many more non-alcoholic choices now over the old days.
lonny23
10-09-2006, 09:55 PM
Haha, welcome aboard...I've been in a corner like that for a while...
Hey, you've finally got company in purgatory with Slorch and me in for a while.:(
JohnnyComeLately
10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
Hey, you've finally got company in purgatory with Slorch and me in for a while.:(


Actually, it's getting crowded down here.
lonny23
10-09-2006, 10:01 PM
Actually, it's getting crowded down here.
I guess it's fitting you show up on Page 2 of the thread and not Page 1!:D
KTB mom
10-10-2006, 09:35 AM
True story:

My Grandma Sally was a Buffalo Bills fan. She loved watching their games, even after she went to the nursing home. The last game she watched was the AFC Championship game that put the Bills into the Super Bowl for the first time and the smile on her face said it all.

She died Jan. 31 without seeing that Super Bowl game ("wide right" by Scott Norwood :mad: )

Did she see that Super Bowl game in heaven? I like to think so, but I like to think she saw a different ending.