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yankee
10-07-2006, 07:26 PM
as of right now, the yankees are getting their a**es handed to them by a tiger team that was supposed to be on the decline and be beaten handily...


a-rod has gone 0 for 3 batting in the eight spot in the order.

the yankees will not win a world series this year.

a-rod officially sucks. i have been by his side these past few years, giving him the benefit of the doubt. he has once again failed to come up with a batting average above .200....

and although farmer and probably geezer will say the yankees suck....which they have this series...the gay saux didn't make the playoffs in case you forgot (farmer)

this closes another chapter on the yankees season...i really thought the yanks could do it this year...they had the best lineup the baseball world has ever seen (BEST EVER)...they had momentum in their favor...and yet the overpaid superstars could not do it....jesus has once again cast down the evil eye on the evil empire..

*tear!

BeauxGeezy
10-07-2006, 07:33 PM
yankees lose......yankees lose

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yankees lose.

ScottS
10-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Save your wrists, its only the Yankees.

yankee
10-07-2006, 07:36 PM
yankees lose......yankees lose

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yankees lose.
steers 'n queers


\m/

BeauxGeezy
10-07-2006, 07:37 PM
hey farmer...
jee-ta's givin lip gloss the bizness....

jtk1519
10-07-2006, 07:50 PM
yankees suck

Favpack
10-07-2006, 08:46 PM
Yankees are now officially chokers - but don't slit your wrists dude - dump some talent and get some young arms. And quit choking.

slorch
10-07-2006, 08:48 PM
If it makes you feel any better, you're the first person I thought of when I saw the score...:p

It wasn't really a sympathetic thoought though...

Sacred Ground
10-07-2006, 08:59 PM
as of right now, the yankees are getting their a**es handed to them by a tiger team that was supposed to be on the decline and be beaten handily...
the yankees will not win a world series this year.
*tear!

You must be a New Yorker by birth right, therefore you're intitled to root for the Yankees while the rest of the country celebrates when the Yanks lose in October.

yankee
10-07-2006, 10:23 PM
as of right now, the yankees are getting their a**es handed to them by a tiger team that was supposed to be on the decline and be beaten handily...
the yankees will not win a world series this year.
*tear!

You must be a New Yorker by birth right, therefore you're intitled to root for the Yankees while the rest of the country celebrates when the Yanks lose in October.
yes i was born and raised in new york...

even tommy lasorta said everyone cheers for the yankees to lose in october (if you've been following the postseason 2006 commercials he does)

:mad:

slorch
10-07-2006, 10:46 PM
can i borrow those razor blades?
i just saw Benedict Arnold as QB for my beloved Red Raiders...

Sacred Ground
10-07-2006, 11:40 PM
can i borrow those razor blades?
i just saw Benedict Arnold as QB for my beloved Red Raiders...

Ha,ha,ha. You have a good sense of humor slorch.

stevefoxsc
10-07-2006, 11:52 PM
save the blades OU fans need them more

KatyTigerDad0407
10-08-2006, 12:09 AM
You know why the South doesn't break off and fall into the Gulf?
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Because the Yankees SUCK

Diablos
10-08-2006, 12:15 AM
You know why the South doesn't break off and fall into the Gulf?
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Because the Yankees SUCK


Go A's.......and oh yeah...yankees suck....

lonny23
10-08-2006, 03:43 AM
yankees lose......yankees lose

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yankees lose.
Yep, that's the only time I like to hear that phrase!:p

TexasRed6x
10-08-2006, 11:22 AM
Not only did the yankees lose, they are going to fire Joe Torre and replace him with Lou Pinella.

cougardude
10-08-2006, 11:43 AM
Way to go Tigers!!:D

Red Raiders
10-08-2006, 02:15 PM
I so hate Yankees and I am very glad they lost and good job Tigers! All Texan should hate Yankees too.

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 02:25 PM
as of right now, the yankees are getting their a**es handed to them by a tiger team that was supposed to be on the decline and be beaten handily...


a-rod has gone 0 for 3 batting in the eight spot in the order.

the yankees will not win a world series this year.

a-rod officially sucks. i have been by his side these past few years, giving him the benefit of the doubt. he has once again failed to come up with a batting average above .200....

and although farmer and probably geezer will say the yankees suck....which they have this series...the gay saux didn't make the playoffs in case you forgot (farmer)

this closes another chapter on the yankees season...i really thought the yanks could do it this year...they had the best lineup the baseball world has ever seen (BEST EVER)...they had momentum in their favor...and yet the overpaid superstars could not do it....jesus has once again cast down the evil eye on the evil empire..

*tear!


the sox not making the playoffs still does not equal the amount of suck that is and will always be the new york yankees. just think 3 years ago the detroit tigers finished with a record of 43-119 and they just make the yankees their bitc*. I mean they couldnt even hit kenny rogers hahaha. just think Derek Jeter has now never won a world title without the likes of Scott Brosius and Paul O'Neil. I guess we know who really carried that team in the 90's.
So much for that gurantee that Georgie Porgie made during spring training, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

slorch
10-08-2006, 02:32 PM
Go Tigers( and Pudge!)

dragons08
10-08-2006, 03:32 PM
yankees suck

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:20 PM
the sox not making the playoffs still does not equal the amount of suck that is and will always be the new york yankees. just think 3 years ago the detroit tigers finished with a record of 43-119 and they just make the yankees their bitc*. I mean they couldnt even hit kenny rogers hahaha. just think Derek Jeter has now never won a world title without the likes of Scott Brosius and Paul O'Neil. I guess we know who really carried that team in the 90's.
So much for that gurantee that Georgie Porgie made during spring training, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you do crack me up...the sox suck. plain. period. end of story. they are the definition of "suck"
Red Sox:
Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"

Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
^^^^that just about sums it up!

119 losses, and not only do they make the yanks look bad, hahahaha...look what they make the sox(who didn't make the postseason, despite papi saying he was better than jeter)!!!

you somehow make it seem like kenny rogers is some bad pitcher...17-8...3.6 era...yes, i am seeing it...

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:20 PM
yankees suck
http://i12.tinypic.com/29g0pa8.jpg





word.

dragons08
10-08-2006, 05:21 PM
http://i12.tinypic.com/29g0pa8.jpg





word.
and yet you continue to keep saying the cubs suck, when every time i acknlowedge your right, so what does that prove? nothing

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 05:40 PM
you do crack me up...the sox suck. plain. period. end of story. they are the definition of "suck"
Red Sox:
Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"

Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
^^^^that just about sums it up!

119 losses, and not only do they make the yanks look bad, hahahaha...look what they make the sox(who didn't make the postseason, despite papi saying he was better than jeter)!!!

you somehow make it seem like kenny rogers is some bad pitcher...17-8...3.6 era...yes, i am seeing it...

Calm down buddy, i promise it only gets better. However you got the conversation wrong. It goes something like this

Red Sox fan: I need a beer

Yankee fan: I drink wine coolers

Red Sox fan: ***

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 05:42 PM
and yet you continue to keep saying the cubs suck, when every time i acknlowedge your right, so what does that prove? nothing

its called denial dragons, yankee is in denial right now but he is starting to realize what the rest of the counis try already knows and that is the yankees do indeed suck.

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:43 PM
Calm down buddy, i promise it only gets better. However you got the conversation wrong. It goes something like this

Red Sox fan: I need a beer

Yankee fan: I drink wine coolers

Red Sox fan: ***
ROFL....ever visit a nyc bar when the yanks are on...it ain't wine coolers homes...(it's probably beer from boston! :p )

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:44 PM
and yet you continue to keep saying the cubs suck, when every time i acknlowedge your right, so what does that prove? nothing
so let's put 2 and 2 together...


cubs suck + yankees don't x red sox sucking more = you cannot talk!

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:45 PM
its called denial dragons, yankee is in denial right now but he is starting to realize what the rest of the counis try already knows and that is the yankees do indeed suck.
i am not!











wait, that's denial isn't it? ;)

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 05:52 PM
ROFL....ever visit a nyc bar when the yanks are on...it ain't wine coolers homes...(it's probably beer from boston! :p )

o i have been to NYC and plenty of bars. however never yankee fans seen drinking beer. mets fans maybe but not yankee fans. their to busy applying lip gloss and sipping wine coolers.

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 05:53 PM
i am not!











wait, that's denial isn't it? ;)

see your already on the road to recovery ;) just think 3.5 months till pitchers and catcher report.

yankee
10-08-2006, 05:55 PM
o i have been to NYC and plenty of bars. however never yankee fans seen drinking beer. mets fans maybe but not yankee fans. their to busy applying lip gloss and sipping wine coolers.
i don't know why you keep bring up the whole gay thing when massachusetts is the only state that allows gay marriages! :eek: poor poor sox...

Owned05
10-08-2006, 05:58 PM
In other news, the Mets swept the Dodgers last night to goto the NLCS.

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 06:03 PM
i don't know why you keep bring up the whole gay thing when massachusetts is the only state that allows gay marriages! :eek: poor poor sox...

hey i've admitted about the city of boston and gay marriage being funny to me, however we dont have guys applying lip gloss daily or purse slapping everywhere you go turn.

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 06:03 PM
In other news, the Mets swept the Dodgers last night to goto the NLCS.

everyone knows who the real team in NY is this year.

TexasRed6x
10-08-2006, 06:12 PM
save the blades OU fans need them more
TO needs those blades because he has yet to catch a pass.

stevefoxsc
10-08-2006, 06:41 PM
you do crack me up...the sox suck. plain. period. end of story. they are the definition of "suck"
Red Sox:
Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"

Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
^^^^that just about sums it up!

119 losses, and not only do they make the yanks look bad, hahahaha...look what they make the sox(who didn't make the postseason, despite papi saying he was better than jeter)!!!

you somehow make it seem like kenny rogers is some bad pitcher...17-8...3.6 era...yes, i am seeing it...


rgr that 10-4

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 07:08 PM
rgr that 10-4

uh oh yankee you now have the approval of karate chopping steve

TexasRed6x
10-08-2006, 08:04 PM
Excuse me but the Cowboy fans need the blades for awhile.

slorch
10-08-2006, 08:13 PM
Excuse me but the Cowboy fans need the blades for awhile.
cut me deep, make it fast...

DrEdward
10-08-2006, 08:42 PM
yank,

Don't worry about it. The Yankees turned out to be a major embarassment in the playoffs this year - damn it. But the good news is we know they will be back and hopefully with some decent relief pitching and some more hitters that actually hit in the clutch. As Yankee fans, we can take some comfort in the notion that the red sox, that team from the state which gives us Barney Franks, John Kerry, Michael Dukakis, Ted Kennedy, gay marriage, etc. can win the World Series for the next 15 years straight (pun intended) and still not catch up to the Yankees' standard for World Series wins and not even close on American League titles. Of course, the Sox will have to find their way out of third place in the division first. :D

stevefoxsc
10-08-2006, 09:17 PM
uh oh yankee you now have the approval of karate chopping steve


Don't you have a collie to be screwing...

stevefoxsc
10-08-2006, 09:21 PM
cut me deep, make it fast...

*SLASH*

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 09:24 PM
Don't you have a collie to be screwing...

hey Daniel son, what do collies have to do with baseball??

farmerfan
10-08-2006, 09:30 PM
yank,

Don't worry about it. The Yankees turned out to be a major embarassment in the playoffs this year - damn it. But the good news is we know they will be back and hopefully with some decent relief pitching and some more hitters that actually hit in the clutch. As Yankee fans, we can take some comfort in the notion that the red sox, that team from the state which gives us Barney Franks, John Kerry, Michael Dukakis, Ted Kennedy, gay marriage, etc. can win the World Series for the next 15 years straight (pun intended) and still not catch up to the Yankees' standard for World Series wins and not even close on American League titles. Of course, the Sox will have to find their way out of third place in the division first. :D


Thats good Dr E, especailly the straight part must admit it made me laugh. As far as thrid place is concerned we worked hard for that finish adn are very proud of that.

GoOwls
10-09-2006, 05:26 AM
As I said in previous threads, A-Clod, for all his stats, is worthless to a playoff team and the Yanks won't do crap until he is gone.