Sacred Ground
10-05-2006, 07:09 PM
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they
were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman
stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............
were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman
stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma...............