View Full Version : Funniest thing you have seen today
Rerun
10-03-2006, 02:33 PM
This will be the thread where we give an update each day as to what was the funniest thing we have seen.
BeauxGeezy
10-03-2006, 02:35 PM
Michigan St. head coach John L. Smith slapping himself during a press conference.
LUFPAN
10-03-2006, 02:40 PM
BeauxGeezy's avatar.
stevefoxsc
10-03-2006, 03:11 PM
BeauxGeezy's avatar.
ditto
zippy
10-03-2006, 03:33 PM
This comment by WestlandTiger'95
"the 265 is like the NL central...a bunch a middle of the road teams that beat up on each other and then say look our division and the parody that lies within."
First off, far from the truth, and isnt a parody an imitation of music or something like that?
Twin Threat
10-03-2006, 03:36 PM
This comment by Dada4W
"the 265 is like the NL central...a bunch a middle of the road teams that beat up on each other and then say look our division and the parody that lies within."
First off, far from the truth, and isnt a parody an imitation of music or something like that?
Your sir are correct
KT2000
10-03-2006, 05:04 PM
I went to the post office at lunch, and the person in front of me had a black shirt with an "Exit Only" traffic sign on the back with an arrow pointing down underneath the sign.
SeguinMatadors
10-03-2006, 05:21 PM
My professor has a pretty wicked comb over... and he thinks he is such a ladies man... and he was talking about this girl who was after him... and his hair was going out of place... I just thought it was really dorky.
trbandchic
10-03-2006, 06:54 PM
at practice this morning, we were marching and all of a sudden this weird hobo run throuhg the band and up to the drum major stand( she was fixing sets) and go up there and started screaming the f word and conducting...
it was...intersting
trbandchic
10-03-2006, 06:54 PM
I went to the post office at lunch, and the person in front of me had a black shirt with an "Exit Only" traffic sign on the back with an arrow pointing down underneath the sign.
was it a male or female? haha
SeguinMatadors
10-03-2006, 07:15 PM
was it a male or female? haha
Hopefully a male... for various and obvious reasons.
KT2000
10-03-2006, 09:31 PM
Was a male, sorry wasn't clear on that.
zippy
10-03-2006, 09:34 PM
Your sir are correct
only it was WestlandTiger'95, had the wrong guy.
dragons08
10-03-2006, 10:03 PM
hm my day, nothing really out of the ordinary, usually just make fun of eachother, nothing out of the norm
CalallenWildcat
10-03-2006, 10:04 PM
Not something I've seen, but it's something a friend saw on a music review and told me about today:
"Hinder is the equivalent of Michael Bolton rocking out"
I know Michael Bolton tried metal for awhile...but all that popped into my head when that comment was made I couldn't help but imagine "When a Man Loves a Woman" as a rock song...:D
The funniest thing I saw was mack brown on the Premier of friday night lights saying that it doesnt just take one a good QB to win championships. At least he can joke about it
bubbacoach
10-04-2006, 10:04 AM
I have two. A couple of weeks ago I was on my way home and their was a guy standing in the median on I-10 in the middle of San Antonio taking a leak. He was not trying to hide it. He was facing traffic taking a leak.
The second one, Yesterday I was sitting at a light and saw a women with a bottled water in her hand and a visor on her head. She reached up to adjust her visor with the hand that was holding the open bottle of water and spilled the water down the front of her. She looked down at her shirt and then looked around to see if anyone was watching.
This morning when I looked in the mirror and saw how handsome I was...I cracked a smile...bashfully looked away and started to giggle.
bubbacoach
10-04-2006, 10:26 AM
And you were accusing Seguin of being gay?
And you were accusing Seguin of being gay?
I do that to MYSELF.....he does that to other men....BIG difference
drgnbkr
10-04-2006, 10:31 AM
Mine was on 610 in Houston... a guy was in the back of a pick-up laying on a mattress as the truck motored down the freeway at 65 MPH. The mattress kept lifting up from the wind and his eyes would get as big as softballs! I guess he made it to the new place with the mattress..I never read anything about a guy taking off in traffic. Funny and scary
Favpack
10-04-2006, 11:52 AM
at practice this morning, we were marching and all of a sudden this weird hobo run throuhg the band and up to the drum major stand( she was fixing sets) and go up there and started screaming the f word and conducting...
it was...intersting
That was no hobo, it was _________. - now that could be funny.
Kinky Friedman
Jerry Jones
KT2000:eek:
others?
mad_fan
10-04-2006, 11:56 AM
dada burnin' one and stuffin' muffins in his face.
bubbacoach
10-04-2006, 12:41 PM
I do that to MYSELF.....he does that to other men....BIG difference
That is enough information. What we do off the board should stay off the board. I hope everyone does not picture things in their mind like I do.
That is enough information. What we do off the board should stay off the board. I hope everyone does not picture things in their mind like I do.
LMAO........I hope not either
slorch
10-04-2006, 01:02 PM
at a restaurant, to remain unnamed, out on the patio area- "EXIT" signs above the doors going IN the building. probably just there to keep aggy out of a burning building.
Twin Threat
10-05-2006, 12:45 PM
Today I saw a found dog poster with a picture of black and white terrier on it, and right next to it on a mail box was a Lost dog poster looking for a Black and white terrier I could've sworn the dogs were same one, same collar.
Posters no more then 5 Ft apart.
Packattack94
10-05-2006, 08:29 PM
Today, in Center, I saw a Missing dog poster. It went on to describe the dog and in big bold letters 'THE DOG IS DEAF' and answers to the name Brady!
tailgater
10-05-2006, 10:34 PM
Funniest thing I have seen today was the Porn Star Names thread on this forum.
Go read it. It is laugh out loud funny.
dragons08
10-05-2006, 10:40 PM
waiting for band, a few of us were goofing around, tittie twisters, punching shoulders, whatever..so my friend kicked my other friends instrument case into his leg (keep in mind its a huge *** bari case), so when it hurt i guess, so finally the kid that kicked him, helps him get up, reaches to grab his hand to pull him up, and the kid that got kicked, racked the other kid, it was soooooo funny, he was down on the ground for awhile haha, at least 5 min, we just left him laying there haha
slorch
10-06-2006, 11:14 AM
waiting for band, a few of us were goofing around, tittie twisters, punching shoulders, whatever..so my friend kicked my other friends instrument case into his leg (keep in mind its a huge *** bari case), so when it hurt i guess, so finally the kid that kicked him, helps him get up, reaches to grab his hand to pull him up, and the kid that got kicked, racked the other kid, it was soooooo funny, he was down on the ground for awhile haha, at least 5 min, we just left him laying there haha
You should always wear a cup to extracurricular activities...:D
Wife and I went out to eat...saw a girl I used to date with another girl....lol...like dating....her(the other chic) haircut was lower than mine, she was sagging and I could have sworn it was "Brut" or "Stetson" that she was wearing........I ruined her..lol
Twin Threat
10-07-2006, 07:41 AM
Wife and I went out to eat...saw a girl I used to date with another girl....lol...like dating....her(the other chic) haircut was lower than mine, she was sagging and I could have sworn it was "Brut" or "Stetson" that she was wearing........I ruined her..lol
You DA MAN!!!:rolleyes:
slorch
10-07-2006, 08:58 AM
Wife and I went out to eat...saw a girl I used to date with another girl....lol...like dating....her(the other chic) haircut was lower than mine, she was sagging and I could have sworn it was "Brut" or "Stetson" that she was wearing........I ruined her..lol
she just stopped, because she knew it would never get better...:D
tigerdback083
10-08-2006, 12:36 AM
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