The official Brett Musberger should retire thread...

[BeauxGeezy]

This guy is on a completely different planet.
It's time to hang 'em up dude.


His first mistake...early in the 1st quarter....
"and here is the scene live from Davenport,Iowa"
huh?
How do you not know what city you're in???
and now just before the break...

"the juggernaut is ahead...and looks to be unstoppable"

huh?
juggernaut?
Is that like your pet name or what?


did you mean juggernaut as in..........

Pass interference against the U...and they win on a BS call?
Or maybe....
juggernaut as in.....
I'm #13 and I just got 3 years for having a bullet proof vest on...and a hachett..and a loaded AK-47....and a bottle of Grey Goose...

or maybe he meant...juggernaut....this way...

Woody Hayes grabbing a guy and punching him in the face???


I'm confused....

OH-IO
OH-IO

OH-IO


yes I have some issues with the folks from Columbus...

[TexasRed6x]

This guy is on a completely different planet.
It's time to hang 'em up dude.


His first mistake...early in the 1st quarter....
"and here is the scene live from Davenport,Iowa"
huh?
How do you not know what city you're in???
and now just before the break...

"the juggernaut is ahead...and looks to be unstoppable"

huh?
juggernaut?
Is that like your pet name or what?


did you mean juggernaut as in..........

Pass interference against the U...and they win on a BS call?
Or maybe....
juggernaut as in.....
I'm #13 and I just got 3 years for having a bullet proof vest on...and a hachett..and a loaded AK-47....and a bottle of Grey Goose...

or maybe he meant...juggernaut....this way...

Woody Hayes grabbing a guy and punching him in the face???


I'm confused....

OH-IO
OH-IO

OH-IO


yes I have some issues with the folks from Columbus...
Musberger SUCKS!!

[dragonfootballfan]

There is a Musberger drinking game on the net somewhere. It is hillarious and I will try to find it.

Found it faster than I thought. Wide do not ingest a liquid before reading this.

Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.

*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent says it.

Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.

[Favpack]

Send this to ESPN radio - unreal, but true. And, please, don't do this and drive - there is no way you don't pass out after the first half

[pack0808]

Well Iowa made too many mistakes to beat a team like that. They had their chances to make it much closer but oh well. My parents will get a kick out of that. They are from Davenport Ia and that is where my grandparents live. How do you forget Iowa City. Not that hard.

[Packattack94]

Musberger SUCKS!!

The list gets longer:

The following teams/people suck:
1. OU
2. Bob Stoops
3. OU
4. Miami
5.Brett Musberger
6. OU
7. A&M's head coach(I can't spell his name)
8. Oprah
9. Bob Stoops
10. OU

Please feel free tom add to this.

[TexasRed6x]

The list gets longer:

The following teams/people suck:
1. OU
2. Bob Stoops
3. OU
4. Miami
5.Brett Musberger
6. OU
7. A&M's head coach(I can't spell his name)
8. Oprah
9. Bob Stoops
10. OU

Please feel free tom add to this.
That's easy. Like you said. OU,OU,OU, and......












RHETT BOMAR!!!!!!